Victoria's Secret model OD

MichaelW
MichaelW Posts: 2,164
edited December 2014 in The bottom bracket
I can take one or two Victoria's Secret models at a time, but really, gentlemen, you can have too much of a good thing.

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    MichaelW wrote:
    I can take one or two Victoria's Secret models at a time, but really, gentlemen, you can have too much of a good thing.

    I'd be willing to give it a try :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • southdownswolf
    southdownswolf Posts: 1,525
    The local sperm bank could see their deposits on the increase today....
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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Looks like a gathering of my ex-girlfirends in one place
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    What a bunch of munters. :wink:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    You would have thought that one in the front row could have afforded a new pair of strides.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Bollox, I could have popped down and seen that if I'd known it was on!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    They have all got something in common, an injunction against me getting too close :)
  • byke68
    byke68 Posts: 1,070
    T-Shirts out for the lads.................................

    Not one bit of underwear in sight! Boo, boo, boo hiss.
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  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    We supplied a car for them on a video last year.
    I never got to go on a date with any of them though.


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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    matthew h wrote:
    They have all got something in common, an injunction against me getting too close :)
    I think Sloppy was confusing girls with injunctions against him and exes.
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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    I was down with a buddy of mine at the Edition Hotel as they arrived, I had no clue they were coming. Unfortunately, the burly guys protecting them wouldn't let me get near. Would have to loved to give even one of them a free handbag!
    My London Road
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    MountainMonster wrote:
    Would have to loved to give even one of them a free handbag!

    I'd of given them a pearl necklace instead :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    arran77 wrote:
    MountainMonster wrote:
    Would have to loved to give even one of them a free handbag!

    I'd of given them a pearl necklace instead :twisted:

    That's what was hidden inside!
    My London Road
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    MountainMonster wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    MountainMonster wrote:
    Would have to loved to give even one of them a free handbag!

    I'd of given them a pearl necklace instead :twisted:

    That's what was hidden inside!

    That's a good trick!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    MountainMonster wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    MountainMonster wrote:
    Would have to loved to give even one of them a free handbag!

    I'd of given them a pearl necklace instead :twisted:

    That's what was hidden inside!

    That's a good trick!

    That way they don't see it coming :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    arran77 wrote:
    MountainMonster wrote:
    Would have to loved to give even one of them a free handbag!

    I'd of given them a pearl necklace instead :twisted:
    I think he meant tea bag ?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    MountainMonster wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    MountainMonster wrote:
    Would have to loved to give even one of them a free handbag!

    I'd of given them a pearl necklace instead :twisted:

    That's what was hidden inside!

    That's a good trick!

    That way they don't see it coming :lol:

    excuse the pun :)
  • sarm34
    sarm34 Posts: 182
    All I bit too thin for me and most are flat chested... now if Michele Keegan was one then .... Hubba Hubba :D
  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    Fit yes, but all missing a few pies to be honest.
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    If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
    If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.

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