Laurence in the Woods

RideOnTime
RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
edited November 2014 in The cake stop
There is just something not right about LLB;

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I thought this was an attraction for children.

I think I'm confusing being an artist with just looking as camp as a... (actually I can't think of anything this camp);

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Possibly a the media is unfair... a couple of trees, a pallet of snow and an empty teepee... what more do you want...

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  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    As camp as a row of pink tents.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Lawrence in the woods? I'd prefer bear sh1t.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    I'm amazed that anyone still tries to set up one of these Christmas Lands/Adventures/Experiences. I realise that it can't be so, but these places seem to spring up and fail almost every year.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'm amazed that anyone still tries to set up one of these Christmas Lands/Adventures/Experiences. I realise that it can't be so, but these places seem to spring up and fail almost every year.
    Yeah, same time every year too!
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Lleyllwynn said it was all abuot telling a story...

    Oh yeah...

    Now what was that Christmas story...erm erm

    What an absolute F*ckwit...
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    bompington wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'm amazed that anyone still tries to set up one of these Christmas Lands/Adventures/Experiences. I realise that it can't be so, but these places seem to spring up and fail almost every year.
    Yeah, same time every year too!

    That's just a coincidence.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Qube wrote:
    As camp as a row of pink tents.

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    Yes, exactly...
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
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    mincer...
  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
    Ho-ho-homophobia ...
    Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    type:epyt wrote:
    Ho-ho-homophobia ...


    It would be Ho-Ho-Ho-Homophobia.. if he were a Ho-Ho-Ho-Homosexual... But he's not... is he...
    Is anti-campness Homo-phobia? I mean a bit of camp but...
  • mm1
    mm1 Posts: 1,063
    Self styled "interior designer", which as I understand it is a branch of architecture...which none of those celebrity decorators are (architects that is). Saw LLB in Cheltenham the summer before last, sat outside a chain restaurant looking around to see if he'd been recognised...t*@t.
  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
    ... (not worth my bother)
    Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,085
    RideOnTime wrote:
    type:epyt wrote:
    Ho-ho-homophobia ...


    It would be Ho-Ho-Ho-Homophobia.. if he were a Ho-Ho-Ho-Homosexual... But he's not... is he...
    Is anti-campness Homo-phobia? I mean a bit of camp but...

    I think that was just a reference to Christmas...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
    pinarello001 wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    type:epyt wrote:
    Ho-ho-homophobia ...


    It would be Ho-Ho-Ho-Homophobia.. if he were a Ho-Ho-Ho-Homosexual... But he's not... is he...
    Is anti-campness Homo-phobia? I mean a bit of camp but...

    I think that was just a reference to Christmas...

    'twas both ...
    Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,085
    mm1 wrote:
    Self styled "interior designer", which as I understand it is a branch of architecture...which none of those celebrity decorators are (architects that is). Saw LLB in Cheltenham the summer before last, sat outside a chain restaurant looking around to see if he'd been recognised...t*@t.

    How is Cheltenham these days? That clique est, snobbiest most over priced hole aside bath.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Giraffoto
    Giraffoto Posts: 2,078
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'm amazed that anyone still tries to set up one of these Christmas Lands/Adventures/Experiences. I realise that it can't be so, but these places seem to spring up and fail almost every year.

    I'm amazed that anyone still goes to them. Wouldn't they rather spread the visit to Santa's grotto and the Christmas shopping over a couple of days?
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  • mm1
    mm1 Posts: 1,063
    pinarello001 wrote:
    mm1 wrote:
    Self styled "interior designer", which as I understand it is a branch of architecture...which none of those celebrity decorators are (architects that is). Saw LLB in Cheltenham the summer before last, sat outside a chain restaurant looking around to see if he'd been recognised...t*@t.

    How is Cheltenham these days? That clique est, snobbiest most over priced hole aside bath.

    Dunno, only visiting. Odd place I'll grant you.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    mm1 wrote:
    Self styled "interior designer", which as I understand it is a branch of architecture...which none of those celebrity decorators are (architects that is). Saw LLB in Cheltenham the summer before last, sat outside a chain restaurant looking around to see if he'd been recognised...t*@t.

    I take it all back. Watching that interior design programme that's on everyday.

    No mincing here... oh no no mincing :?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    RideOnTime wrote:
    gefu-mincer-size-5-small.jpg

    mincer...

    Send him a sack of tatties to go with his mince.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Is that a euphemism?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    Is what a euphemism?

    Quote in future please, some of us are too lazy to go back a page.
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  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Does anyone else think he's morphing into Dave Grohl? :?
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Ah yes, the brand new English tradition of the "winter wonderland" - 2 miserable reindeer standing in a muddy field with a couple of fully-grown women dressed as elves giving out crap presents and then it'll start raining. Magic.

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