Not another helmet debate

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,315
edited November 2014 in The bottom bracket
Too many crooks spoil the brothel.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the lights of an oncoming train.

A bird in the hand is worth doing in the bush...

Any additions?
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Do unto others before they do unto you.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Man who walk sideways through door of brothel going to Bangkok.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Man who walks a mile in my shoes is a shoe thief.
  • Manc33
    Manc33 Posts: 2,157
    You can't stop me wearing one!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Confucius say " Female aviator who fly upside down, bound to have cwack up"
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Man with hole in trouser pocket feel cocky.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,548
    If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs . . . you probably haven't grasped the gravity of the situation.
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  • Giraffoto
    Giraffoto Posts: 2,078
    If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you may just possibly have a point about wearing a helmet.
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  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    To assume makes an ass of you and me
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Better the gurgling of a camel than the prayers of a fish
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,315
    bompington wrote:
    Better the gurgling of a camel than the prayers of a fish

    :?

    The Virgin Mary was a wishful thinker.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    If you close your eyes, you can't see.
  • jezzasnr
    jezzasnr Posts: 225
    Go to bed with itchy bum hole, wake up with stinky finger...
    ....like it's golden
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    pinarello001 wrote:
    bompington wrote:
    Better the gurgling of a camel than the prayers of a fish

    :?

    The Virgin Mary was a wishful thinker.

    Joseph was a gullible tw@t.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Err, no, he wasn't. Read the book and you'll find that he was originally planning to dump her.
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Are you the professor of theology then?
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Man who go to bed with sexual problem on mind wake up with solution on stomach.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    life's a bitch, and then you die
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Mud is thicker than water.
    An apple a day makes seven apples a week.
    Ice cream is a dish best served cold.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The difference between light and hard?

    You can get to sleep with a light on.

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