Help needed drafting rules for our cycling club

Dippydog3
Dippydog3 Posts: 414
edited November 2014 in Road general
We are a newly formed road cycling club and are going to draw up a few basic rules (guidelines really) so everyone understands what they are getting to if they ride with us.

The idea is that we all submit our thoughts and then we meet to discuss.

Of course, anything the Velominati have come up with is banned, and I have been struggling with suggestions.

How would you add to my meagre list?

1. Just like the Navy Seals, we do not leave a man behind. However, if you puncture and we wait for you, the bill at the next coffee stop is yours.

2. You are required to drink one bottle of wine (or the equivalent) per 50km cycled. You are allowed to wait until the ride has finished to comply with this rule, but failure to do so will make you vulnerable to an accusation of "over-zealous training".