The daily aspiring chief antagonists thread.

pinno

The crudders (bless 'em) need to write down what day of the week it is to remind themselves and there are only so many ways to bastardise days of the week; Mehnday, humpday etc etc.
So in lieu of the cba shirker squad...

Went to the gym yesterday :shock: Whilst I was there, a bloke gave me a run down of when the best hotties were in - he memorised each day and what time they come in. Makes sense I suppose.
Lots of pedalling today after the monsoon. As I was gliding along, sun and wind on my back, I tucked in to a fistful of Haribo. With one hand putting the fried eggs, strawberry hearts, kola bottles and jelly babies into my mush and the other hand on the handle bars guiding myself over the remnants of the floods, sheep sh1t, cow sh1t and dead farm hands, I took to wondering how much time I had wasted eating these sugary things. Probably added 10 mins to my ride. Ironic?

Laters.

tlw1

You went to the gym - I hope that is the name of a local bar

pinno

matthew h wrote:

You went to the gym - I hope that is the name of a local bar

All the local bars are like gym's round here - there's boxing, shouting matches, wrestling, cat fights...

Colinthecop

And hotties - obviously....

Not to keen on the fat sweaty ones mind...

sloppyschleckonds

Colinthecop wrote:

Not to keen on the fat sweaty ones mind...

They are referred to as munters.

Stevo_666

Colinthecop wrote:

And hotties - obviously....

Not to keen on the fat sweaty ones mind...

Reminds me of the old Sid The Sexist chat up line, "Ye divvent sweat much fer a fat lass"

pinno

Saturday. Day one of two looking after toots as the Hotel sweat shop gave the OH silly shifts. Was going to go for a forest walk but it started p1ssing down so am at soft play area with thing one and thing two.
Fortunately/unfortunately the place is dead so my squiglets can't wreck it without being found out.

laters

Stevo_666

Slightly annoyed - the bike shop that sorted me with a new brake cable on the communter didn't set it up properly and the SRAM 'double tap' is fubarred. So that'll be a ride into work using only the big ring on Monday then :roll: At least I fitted an 11-28 cassette to get me up Crystal Palace hill.

Rest of today will be supporting Chelsea, Boro, QPR and Crystal Palace and taking stropteen and her mates to see 'Maze Runner' down Beckenham Odeon this afternoon. Anyone know if it's any good?

Colinthecop

Stevo 666 wrote:

and taking stropteen and her mates to see 'Maze Runner' down Beckenham Odeon this afternoon. Anyone know if it's any good?

No, Beckenham is a dive... Although it could be worse, you could have taken her to Croydon. :shock:

Stevo_666

Colinthecop wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

and taking stropteen and her mates to see 'Maze Runner' down Beckenham Odeon this afternoon. Anyone know if it's any good?

No, Beckenham is a dive... Although it could be worse, you could have taken her to Croydon. :shock:

The film. I know Beckenham Odeon is a bit pants...did you used to live round that way?

It's now only a matter of time before anyone asks if there's a cinema in the Oxo Tower.

Colinthecop

Yeah, I lived in Beckenham for 12 months or so back in 2000.

I mean, it may have got better, but i'd doubt it.

Stevo_666

Colinthecop wrote:

Yeah, I lived in Beckenham for 12 months or so back in 2000.

I mean, it may have got better, but i'd doubt it.

I was there in 2000 - maybe you lived down the Penge end as I always had Beckenham down as a bit of a lah-de-dah middle class ghetto (I'm towards the Ravensbourne end).

Flâneur

Stevo 666 wrote:

Colinthecop wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

and taking stropteen and her mates to see 'Maze Runner' down Beckenham Odeon this afternoon. Anyone know if it's any good?

No, Beckenham is a dive... Although it could be worse, you could have taken her to Croydon. :shock:

The film. I know Beckenham Odeon is a bit pants...did you used to live round that way?

It's now only a matter of time before anyone asks if there's a cinema in the Oxo Tower.

you not sort out a private screening at Hampton court?

Stevo_666

sa0u823e wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Colinthecop wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

and taking stropteen and her mates to see 'Maze Runner' down Beckenham Odeon this afternoon. Anyone know if it's any good?

No, Beckenham is a dive... Although it could be worse, you could have taken her to Croydon. :shock:

The film. I know Beckenham Odeon is a bit pants...did you used to live round that way?

It's now only a matter of time before anyone asks if there's a cinema in the Oxo Tower.

you not sort out a private screening at Hampton court?

That's miles away. Anyhow, not a bad film for a 12A cert.

pinno

Is there a cinema in the Oxo tower?

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Is there a cinema in the Oxo tower?

Apparently there is one but it's a bit sh1tty.

I'll get me coat...

pinno

Of course we don't get MOTD until 11.15 'cos we have 'Sportscene' which is a contradiction in terms.

Flâneur

Humpday n all n Arran has obviously retired.

veronese68

I dunno, depends who is doing the humping. :shock:

pinno

Cleaned the van today. only took 5 hours.

T47 sent me a pic of blues skies over his house, b*stard.

Where is A77 btw? Should we inform the police that he is on the loose?

I have to pop out to get milk.

Colinthecop

pinarello001 wrote:

Where is A77 btw? Should we inform the police that he is on the loose?
.

Heading South, it's called the Road to Nowhere.... The sort of place the locals go around giving each other High Sixes. :shock:

pinno

Colinthecop wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Where is A77 btw? Should we inform the police that he is on the loose?
.

Heading South, it's called the Road to Nowhere.... The sort of place the locals go around giving each other High Sixes. :shock:

Basingstoke is nowhere.

arran77

pinarello001 wrote:

Colinthecop wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Where is A77 btw? Should we inform the police that he is on the loose?
.

Heading South, it's called the Road to Nowhere.... The sort of place the locals go around giving each other High Sixes. :shock:

Basingstoke is nowhere.

Thats why I don't live there

Busy old day trying to finish pricing the flats for the stoodents but now chilling out watching the loons in Broadmoor, glad we didn't win that job when I priced it, site visits there wouldn't be so appealing

Wheelspinner

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Colinthecop wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Where is A77 btw? Should we inform the police that he is on the loose?
.

Heading South, it's called the Road to Nowhere.... The sort of place the locals go around giving each other High Sixes. :shock:

Basingstoke is nowhere.

Thats why I don't live there

Busy old day trying to finish pricing the flats for the stoodents but now chilling out watching the loons in Broadmoor, glad we didn't win that job when I priced it, site visits there wouldn't be so appealing

Family reunions never are.

Flâneur

Pina I feel this thread isn't working. May have to go join the crudders and be told what day it is

tlw1

sa0u823e wrote:

Pina I feel this thread isn't working. May have to go join the crudders and be told what day it is

Join the dark side!

homers_double

Well there is no daylight anymore so the dark side it becomes!

arran77

sa0u823e wrote:

Pina I feel this thread isn't working. May have to go join the crudders and be told what day it is

That's because it's Piña's thread

Ask anyone, his threads always backfire

Stevo_666

Yeah - bring back the daily threads 8)

pinno

sa0u823e wrote:

Pina I feel this thread isn't working. May have to go join the crudders and be told what day it is

Yer day's of sanity will be numbered if you do that.

It's Tuesday mate.

Flâneur

pinarello001 wrote:

sa0u823e wrote:

Pina I feel this thread isn't working. May have to go join the crudders and be told what day it is

Yer day's of sanity will be numbered if you do that.

It's Tuesday mate.

Guess I shouldn't have drunk that Macallan 20 and asked the missus to iron a shirt