Simonhead's unexplained disappearance!

seanoconn

Prolific poster Simonhead jetted off for sunny Egypt a month ago for a one week holiday and has not been seen since! He was also a no show at a skiing event in Surbiton which he himself had arranged and although his teammates also failed to show, he is still a massive let down and a big disappointment. So what do we think?

Kidnapped by IS = Simonnohead?

Struck down by a serious case of the Ebola's?

Sold for a camel by his Missus?

Any other theories welcome.

bianchimoon

He had an operation and is now called Melissa, and now only posts on the mtb forum due to her change in circumstances

supersonic

He had a toot on car moon and it's done him in.

seanoconn

supersonic wrote:

He had a toot on car moon and it's done him in.

Ba boom tish

bianchimoon

that's wrapped that up

veronese68

Should we pretend this thread might get deleted like the imaginary "Where's Colin the C?" threads we didn't start?
I hope he hasn't caught Ebola Aids Worms as I only said it in jest and I might feel a tiny pang of guilt if he has. I suppose I hope nothing else bad has happened to him, just as long as it's not my fault.
My sister went to Egypt a week ago for work, she was taken to the pyramids and said she was mobbed due to the lack of tourists. Maybe they decided to keep Simon as their token tourist.

homers_double

Banned for inciting conversation on an internet.

Colinthecop

Do other bike forums exist...?

Perhaps he's moved on and got new friends. :oops:

Stevo_666

Maybe he saw too many camel toes out in Egypt, apparently you can get into big trouble over these

sloppyschleckonds

Colinthecop wrote:

Do other bike forums exist...?

Perhaps he's moved on and got new friends. :oops:

Hi vtec!

Colinthecop

Actually Vtech is missing too...


Perhaps they have eloped and are now living in sin together in Clacton.

I can see the attraction, If I was Simonhead I doubt I would have been able to resist that sort of offer. :oops:

tlw1

Colinthecop wrote:

Actually Vtech is missing too...


Perhaps they have eloped and are now living in sin together in Clacton.

I can see the attraction, If I was Simonhead I doubt I would have been able to resist that sort of offer. :oops:

Almost 100% correct, except it's alsager they have gone to

mr_goo

Was actually wondering about Vtech. He normally wades in with his opinions on political topics to be found on the The Cake Stop. Perhaps he has bought himself another Lambo to play with.

seanoconn

Ahem..... Back on topic please.

Sorry Simon, I'm sure they miss you too.

Colinthecop

But if they're together, finding one should lead to the other....

bianchimoon

Colinthecop wrote:

But if they're together, finding one should lead to the other....

Ahh you'll make a fine detective one day