Simonhead's unexplained disappearance!

seanoconn
seanoconn Posts: 11,671
edited November 2014 in The bottom bracket
Prolific poster Simonhead jetted off for sunny Egypt a month ago for a one week holiday and has not been seen since! He was also a no show at a skiing event in Surbiton which he himself had arranged and although his teammates also failed to show, he is still a massive let down and a big disappointment. So what do we think?

Kidnapped by IS = Simonnohead?

Struck down by a serious case of the Ebola's?

Sold for a camel by his Missus?

Any other theories welcome.
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי

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  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    He had an operation and is now called Melissa, and now only posts on the mtb forum due to her change in circumstances
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    He had a toot on car moon and it's done him in.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    supersonic wrote:
    He had a toot on car moon and it's done him in.
    Ba boom tish
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  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    that's wrapped that up
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Should we pretend this thread might get deleted like the imaginary "Where's Colin the C?" threads we didn't start?
    I hope he hasn't caught Ebola Aids Worms as I only said it in jest and I might feel a tiny pang of guilt if he has. I suppose I hope nothing else bad has happened to him, just as long as it's not my fault.
    My sister went to Egypt a week ago for work, she was taken to the pyramids and said she was mobbed due to the lack of tourists. Maybe they decided to keep Simon as their token tourist.
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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    Banned for inciting conversation on an internet.
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  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    Do other bike forums exist...?

    Perhaps he's moved on and got new friends. :oops:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Maybe he saw too many camel toes out in Egypt, apparently you can get into big trouble over these :wink:
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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Colinthecop wrote:
    Do other bike forums exist...?

    Perhaps he's moved on and got new friends. :oops:

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  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    Actually Vtech is missing too...


    Perhaps they have eloped and are now living in sin together in Clacton.

    I can see the attraction, If I was Simonhead I doubt I would have been able to resist that sort of offer. :oops:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Colinthecop wrote:
    Actually Vtech is missing too...


    Perhaps they have eloped and are now living in sin together in Clacton.

    I can see the attraction, If I was Simonhead I doubt I would have been able to resist that sort of offer. :oops:

    Almost 100% correct, except it's alsager they have gone to
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Was actually wondering about Vtech. He normally wades in with his opinions on political topics to be found on the The Cake Stop. Perhaps he has bought himself another Lambo to play with.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Ahem..... Back on topic please.

    Sorry Simon, I'm sure they miss you too.
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  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    But if they're together, finding one should lead to the other....
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Colinthecop wrote:
    But if they're together, finding one should lead to the other....

    Ahh you'll make a fine detective one day :wink:
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
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