Does mtb make you infertile

pesky_jones

Recently been pranging myself out over cycling. I've already smoked enough to decrease my chances and I dont want to further it.

Go,

Chunkers1980

You need to actually have sex (with a girl) for it to matter.

pesky_jones

Good point, you can tell by my frequenting/ post count on an internet forum that this isn't an issue

CitizenLee

No idea, but I'm sure posts like this are going to give me cancer :x

pesky_jones

I've heard it does. The guy from embarrasing bodies said it did so it must be true?! He knows a lot about bodies

CitizenLee

Pesky Jones wrote:

I've heard it does. The guy from embarrasing bodies said it did so it must be true?! He knows a lot about bodies

Haha, probably because he himself is f*cking mutant!

If it makes you feel any better I'm smoke and ride bikes and have still managed to produce a mini-me

cooldad

Easy cruddie solution to that question.

Find hooker.
Impregnate.
Store in basement for a few months. (Don't forget to feed)
Inspect for growth.
Visit favourite ditch.

CitizenLee

cooldad wrote:

Easy cruddie solution to that question.

Find hooker.
Impregnate.
Store in basement for a few months. (Don't forget to feed)
Inspect for growth.
Visit favourite ditch.

You forgot visit B&Q to buy spade, gaffer tape and tarpaulin.

nicklouse

some friends of mine both MTB and Road cycle now have twins.

veronese68

Does a lime care?

nicklouse

CitizenLee wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Easy cruddie solution to that question.

Find hooker.
Impregnate.
Store in basement for a few months. (Don't forget to feed)
Inspect for growth.
Visit favourite ditch.

You forgot visit B&Q to buy spade, gaffer tape and tarpaulin.

what is wrong with the left overs from last time?

cooldad

CitizenLee wrote:

cooldad wrote:

Easy cruddie solution to that question.

Find hooker.
Impregnate.
Store in basement for a few months. (Don't forget to feed)
Inspect for growth.
Visit favourite ditch.

You forgot visit B&Q to buy spade, gaffer tape and tarpaulin.

Fool. Any self respecting crudder already has those. And well used at that.

CitizenLee

Haha, bloody hell

pesky_jones

cooldad wrote:

Easy cruddie solution to that question.

Find hooker.
Impregnate.
Store in basement for a few months. (Don't forget to feed)
Inspect for growth.
Visit favourite ditch.

But what happens if my baby turns out to be like her mum, and becomes a hooker herself? She'll indefinitely start using hard drugs, and start fixating about the identity and whereabouts of her mother (which i've kept secret for obvious reasons). Then, one day, it will all become clear in a drug induced craze and she will fall into a mad frenzy. She'll seek revenge for her deceased mother and I'll be the one in the ditch. Moral of the story, hookers arent for babies.

Chunkers1980

Have you migrated to crack?

cooldad

You're overthinking this.
Hooker - ditch.

The rest



Nonmnomnom

CitizenLee

Chunkers1980 wrote:

Have you migrated to crack?

So moving to crack for the winter and then back to smack when things start to warm up in spring?

pesky_jones

CitizenLee wrote:

Pesky Jones wrote:

If it makes you feel any better I'm smoke and ride bikes and have still managed to produce a mini-me

Really? Yeah it does thanks

Does yours look like this as well then?

pesky_jones

Chunkers1980 wrote:

Have you migrated to crack?

Huh? Sum1 say crck!? U gt sum crack?

CitizenLee

Pesky Jones wrote:

Really? Yeah it does thanks

Does yours look like this as well then?

More like the centre of a Cream Egg.

pesky_jones

Literally only just realised cream eggs are made to look like real eggs. Ignorance is bliss

pesky_jones

If I actually wanted some answers should I have posted this elsewhere? Dam

veronese68

If you want answers you should ask Cody on the 650b thread. You may not agree with them though.

tlw1

Just remember if it's up the bum she won't get pregnant

thekickingmule

I found the answer to this the hard way.

That problem has now been taken care of.

cooldad

Pesky Jones wrote:

If I actually wanted some answers should I have posted this elsewhere? Dam

You deserve nothing but ridicule for posting here, but as a young whipper-snapper with your life ahead of you, you shall have a proper answer.

I have been cycling for almost half a century. I am infertile.




Obviously nothing to do with my vasectomy.

veronese68

cooldad wrote:

I have been cycling for almost half a century. I am infertile.

Me too.

cooldad wrote:

Obviously nothing to do with my vasectomy.

I haven't :shock:
But lots of chemo did for mine.

The Northern Monkey

matthew h wrote:

Just remember if it's up the bum she won't get pregnant

thekickingmule wrote:

I found the answer to this the hard way.

That problem has now been taken care of.

Sorry, what?

veronese68

The Northern Monkey wrote:

matthew h wrote:

Just remember if it's up the bum she won't get pregnant

thekickingmule wrote:

I found the answer to this the hard way.

That problem has now been taken care of.

Sorry, what?

He didn't the former so she wound up the latter. The only possible outcome involved ditches and rotated heads to avoid having the CSA after him in 9 months.

oodboo

Doesn't make you infertile but kids reduce the amount you get to ride. Or at least my two make sure I hardly get out on my bike these days.

The Northern Monkey

Veronese68 wrote:

The Northern Monkey wrote:

matthew h wrote:

Just remember if it's up the bum she won't get pregnant

thekickingmule wrote:

I found the answer to this the hard way.

That problem has now been taken care of.

Sorry, what?

He didn't the former so she wound up the latter. The only possible outcome involved ditches and rotated heads to avoid having the CSA after him in 9 months.

Ahh, I thought TKM had tried making babies via "in bumtro fertilisation"..