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"The pain was 10 out of 10"

veronese68veronese68 Posts: 25,776 Lives Here
edited October 2014 in The Crudcatcher
Oh dear. Going for a jog wouldn't be my first thought, maybe a walk would have been better.

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  • The RookieThe Rookie Posts: 27,792
    Ugh........who needs Viagra!
    Current steed - Whyte T129, 2013 frame, mongrel Revelations, Giant dropper, Stans S1 wheelset. 12, Magura Trail Sport brakes, 1x11. 12.8Kg
  • Looked after a bloke in Oxford with same problem. Doc inserted equivalent of a knitting needle in his censored , took the pee big time about his wife being the one with a smile on her face.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 51,781
    They drained 2 pints of blood out of his n0b? Who was he, John Holmes? :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Looked after a bloke in Oxford with same problem.

    :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    They drained 2 pints of blood out of his n0b? Who was he, John Holmes?
    :lol:

    Good job it wasn't matthewh :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • The RookieThe Rookie Posts: 27,792
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    They drained 2 pints of blood out of his n0b? Who was he, John Holmes? :lol:
    Doesn't say it was all in there at one time though.......
    Current steed - Whyte T129, 2013 frame, mongrel Revelations, Giant dropper, Stans S1 wheelset. 12, Magura Trail Sport brakes, 1x11. 12.8Kg
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 25,776 Lives Here
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 51,781
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.
    A n0b giving blood :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,987
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    They drained 2 pints of blood out of his n0b? Who was he, John Holmes?
    :lol:

    Good job it wasn't matthewh :lol:

    :lol:
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.

    Nurse; Left or right arm?
    Me; Neither thanks, my knob :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 51,781
    arran77 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.

    Nurse; Left or right arm?
    Me; Neither thanks, my knob :lol:
    Nurse: We both might feel a little censored ...
    FTFY.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.

    Nurse; Left or right arm?
    Me; Neither thanks, my knob :lol:
    Nurse: We both might feel a little censored ...
    FTFY.

    Quality not quantity :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 51,781
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.

    Nurse; Left or right arm?
    Me; Neither thanks, my knob :lol:
    Nurse: We both might feel a little censored ...
    FTFY.

    Quality not quantity :P
    I see you're not denying it, 'Pee Wee' :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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