"The pain was 10 out of 10"

veronese68
veronese68 Posts: 27,817
edited October 2014 in The Crudcatcher
Oh dear. Going for a jog wouldn't be my first thought, maybe a walk would have been better.
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  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    Ugh........who needs Viagra!
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • coulddobetter
    coulddobetter Posts: 812
    Looked after a bloke in Oxford with same problem. Doc inserted equivalent of a knitting needle in his knob end, took the pee big time about his wife being the one with a smile on her face.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,421
    They drained 2 pints of blood out of his n0b? Who was he, John Holmes? :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    coulddobetter wrote:
    Looked after a bloke in Oxford with same problem.

    :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    They drained 2 pints of blood out of his n0b? Who was he, John Holmes?
    :lol:

    Good job it wasn't matthewh :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    They drained 2 pints of blood out of his n0b? Who was he, John Holmes? :lol:
    Doesn't say it was all in there at one time though.......
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,817
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,421
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.
    A n0b giving blood :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    They drained 2 pints of blood out of his n0b? Who was he, John Holmes?
    :lol:

    Good job it wasn't matthewh :lol:

    :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.

    Nurse; Left or right arm?
    Me; Neither thanks, my knob :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,421
    arran77 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.

    Nurse; Left or right arm?
    Me; Neither thanks, my knob :lol:
    Nurse: We both might feel a little prick...
    FTFY.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.

    Nurse; Left or right arm?
    Me; Neither thanks, my knob :lol:
    Nurse: We both might feel a little prick...
    FTFY.

    Quality not quantity :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,421
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PW77 gave blood the other day didn't he? Hmmmm.

    Nurse; Left or right arm?
    Me; Neither thanks, my knob :lol:
    Nurse: We both might feel a little prick...
    FTFY.

    Quality not quantity :P
    I see you're not denying it, 'Pee Wee' :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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