My 1000 posts landmark achievement of awesomeness.
lawrences
Posts: 1,011
This is my 1000th post in a history mostly full of irrelevant bulls**t and misinformation.
Can a mod reset my post count to 1 so that new people to the forum don't make a mistake and think I know what I'm talking about.
In memory of this achievement I wrote this poem,
999 irrelevant posts on the forum,
999 irrelevant posts,
I type some bullcr@ap and then hit enter.
1000 irrelevant posts on the forum,
to be cont.
Can a mod reset my post count to 1 so that new people to the forum don't make a mistake and think I know what I'm talking about.
In memory of this achievement I wrote this poem,
999 irrelevant posts on the forum,
999 irrelevant posts,
I type some bullcr@ap and then hit enter.
1000 irrelevant posts on the forum,
to be cont.
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Did they reset it last time?my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Never hit 1k before.0
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I belong to a forum where it's customary to post a humerous naked pic of yourself at each posting landmark...
1k 5k 10k... That sort of thing.
Not a pervy deviant forum, it's a 4x4 one... It can be hysterical some of the ideas posters come up with.
Perhaps you should start something similar here...?
Can't imagine any of the Mods objecting, they seem up for a laugh. :roll:0 -
Quite the odd tradition but luckily I have a few lying around here or there.
Here's me down the mine with a spade covering my nadgers.
Is that ok officer?0 -
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I mean, i'm not gay, but if I was, i'd shag you... 8)0 -
I get that a lot.0
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Get a room you two :roll:my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Nice to see that with wellies and hard hat (not helmet) the HSE would approve.Ecrasez l’infame0
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I'd have had nothing to hide with a spade if I was down there without the helmet on.0
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lawrences wrote:This is my 1000th post in a history mostly full of irrelevant bulls**t and misinformation.
Can a mod reset my post count to 1 so that new people to the forum don't make a mistake and think I know what I'm talking about.
In memory of this achievement I wrote this poem,
999 irrelevant posts on the forum,
999 irrelevant posts,
I type some bullcr@ap and then hit enter.
1000 irrelevant posts on the forum,
to be cont.
McGonagall has a rival.0 -
You didn't fool melawrences wrote:
Can a mod reset my post count to 1 so that new people to the forum don't make a mistake and think I know what I'm talking about .
All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....0 -
But you're not new. You know me for my true self.0
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Colinthecop wrote:Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I mean, i'm not gay, but if I was, i'd shag you... 8)
just been sick in my mouth0 -
matthew h wrote:Colinthecop wrote:Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I mean, i'm not gay, but if I was, i'd shag you... 8)
just been sick in my mouth
Sure it was only sick?0 -
Ballysmate wrote:matthew h wrote:Colinthecop wrote:Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I mean, i'm not gay, but if I was, i'd shag you... 8)
just been sick in my mouth
Sure it was only sick?
could have been a cup-a-soup0 -
The one with croutons?matthew h wrote:Ballysmate wrote:matthew h wrote:Colinthecop wrote:Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I mean, i'm not gay, but if I was, i'd shag you... 8)
just been sick in my mouth
Sure it was only sick?
could have been a cup-a-soupEcrasez l’infame0 -
BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
The one with croutons?matthew h wrote:Ballysmate wrote:matthew h wrote:Colinthecop wrote:Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I mean, i'm not gay, but if I was, i'd shag you... 8)
just been sick in my mouth
Sure it was only sick?
could have been a cup-a-soup
Yep
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Welcome to the awesome club
You remind me of another awesome forum member
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12924784&hilit=1000+postsPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:Welcome to the awesome club
You remind me of another awesome forum member
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12924784&hilit=1000+posts
Awww man, you had a cake!0 -
seanoconn wrote:Welcome to the awesome club
You remind me of another awesome forum member
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12924784&hilit=1000+posts
Perhaps there are degrees of awesomeness.
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12928413&p=18431517&hilit=nige#p184315170 -
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Be honest, who long did it take to write that poem?Ballysmate wrote:seanoconn wrote:Welcome to the awesome club
You remind me of another awesome forum member
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12924784&hilit=1000+posts
Perhaps there are degrees of awesomeness.
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12928413&p=18431517&hilit=nige#p18431517
It was awesome Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:Welcome to the awesome club
You remind me of another awesome forum member
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12924784&hilit=1000+posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngDxU5VTGS0
I think you have to listen to the full version of this to be a "true" member of the awesome club and have evidence to prove that you have done so.0 -
I want to know if you saw Jimmy Saville down the mine?“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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matthew h wrote:Colinthecop wrote:Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I mean, i'm not gay, but if I was, i'd shag you... 8)
just been sick in my mouth
Sean
Someone else who was gopping? :shock:0 -
There's a 15 second ad before the video. I haven't got time for that!letap73 wrote:seanoconn wrote:Welcome to the awesome club
You remind me of another awesome forum member
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12924784&hilit=1000+posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngDxU5VTGS0
I think you have to listen to the full version of this to be a "true" member of the awesome club and have evidence to prove that you have done so.0 -
seanoconn wrote:Welcome to the awesome club
You remind me of another awesome forum member
viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12924784&hilit=1000+posts
Trouble is it's been down hill ever since for you :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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