Scared of spiders?

Stevo_666

Quite a neat practical joke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4

Warning: contains graphic 'zombie' type imagery and body parts. And big spiders if you scroll further down.

MountainMonster

I love that video. I came across a fairly decent sized remote control spider in a store the other day. I was strangely tempted to buy it and scare my wife regularly, however, I doubt it would end well for me.

Irrational fears are awesome to play upon though!

supersonic

I got a remote controlled one, is great! But it is the real ones that are getting scary this year, caught this one a few days ago:

DeVlaeminck

That video is absolutely horrible - not really something you should be linking from a cycling forum.

supersonic

I'll add a warning to the original post. This video has gone 'viral' and has been posted many times to social media, though may offend some.

arran77

DeVlaeminck wrote:

That video is absolutely horrible - not really something you should be linking from a cycling forum.

What else do you expect from Stevo

Pituophis

One of my other hobbies is fishing, and I come across a lot of spiders while yomping along the river bank or sitting under the trees. I would certainly pass on the chance to eat one, but other than that they don't bother me in the slightest.
See one in the house however and a unexplainable metamorphosis occurs. An overwhelming sense of revulsion comes out of nowhere and I have to squash 'em like a big jessie!? Sorry spiders. :oops:
There have been some really big 'uns about this year though!

seanoconn

Stevo 666 wrote:

Quite a neat practical joke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4

Warning: contains graphic 'zombie' type imagery and body parts. And big spiders if you scroll further down.

That's brilliant! I guess they edited out the ones where people had heart attacks.

seanoconn

supersonic wrote:

I got a remote controlled one, is great! But it is the real ones that are getting scary this year, caught this one a few days ago:

Impressive I've caught some whoppers lately, I'll have to take a picture next time.

Pituophis wrote:

One of my other hobbies is fishing, and I come across a lot of spiders while yomping along the river bank or sitting under the trees. I would certainly pass on the chance to eat one, but other than that they don't bother me in the slightest.
See one in the house however and a unexplainable metamorphosis occurs. An overwhelming sense of revulsion comes out of nowhere and I have to squash 'em like a big jessie!? Sorry spiders. :oops:
There have been some really big 'uns about this year though!

Nooooo, spiders are our friends

mr_goo

Aparently we have these buggers down here in the sunny south.

Green Fang Spider


False Widow

Got loads of these in my garden. Never thought anything of them. But they can give a nasty bite aparently.

supersonic

The green fang jobbie is a tube web spider, or segestria florentina (yep, sad I know!). And they do indeed give good bite! The one at the bottom is a false widow I think.

Stevo_666

DeVlaeminck wrote:

That video is absolutely horrible - not really something you should be linking from a cycling forum.

Err - it's a small dog with some hair and false spiders legs stuck to it so it looks a bit like a very big spider. I showed it to my 13 year old daughter as a test before posting and she thought it was 'ace'.

Thanks for adding the warning SS, you never know how sensitive some people might be

Stevo_666

Scary....

DeVlaeminck

That is not something I'd play to a 13 year old - there's something wrong with you.

homers_double

I'm sorry to have to say this but you sir, are a ******.*







* scary word removed just in case softy up there gets all defensive.

veronese68

DeVlaeminck wrote:

That is not something I'd play to a 13 year old - there's something wrong with you.

Did you click the wrong link? Most 13 year olds have seen significantly worse than that on Horrible Histories.

qube

Or Deadly 60.

One of the best BBC programmes.

homers_double

My lad sees worse on River Monsters.

DeVlaeminck

Well last time I watched Horrible Histories - admittedly a few years as my kids are past that now- there were no dismembered body parts hanging from trees - maybe it has changed.

I must have missed that episode of Deadly 60 too.

supersonic

Anyway... I put a warning up just in case!

Back to the spiders ;-)

homers_double

WTF? Its a plastic leg...

DeVlaeminck

Really ? I thought it was real ffs

Akirasho

I am a huge fan of deep sea spiders...



... and butter.

supersonic

Crabs. I hate it when I get crabs.

Stevo_666

DeVlaeminck wrote:

Well last time I watched Horrible Histories - admittedly a few years as my kids are past that now- there were no dismembered body parts hanging from trees - maybe it has changed.

I must have missed that episode of Deadly 60 too.

Is this OK for you?

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

DeVlaeminck wrote:

Well last time I watched Horrible Histories - admittedly a few years as my kids are past that now- there were no dismembered body parts hanging from trees - maybe it has changed.

I must have missed that episode of Deadly 60 too.

Is this OK for you?

no, its scared the crap out of me, but then again my kids are under 10

arran77

matthew h wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

DeVlaeminck wrote:

Well last time I watched Horrible Histories - admittedly a few years as my kids are past that now- there were no dismembered body parts hanging from trees - maybe it has changed.

I must have missed that episode of Deadly 60 too.

Is this OK for you?

no, its scared the crap out of me, but then again my kids are under 10

Go on, report him for it

DeVlaeminck

Stevo 666 wrote:

DeVlaeminck wrote:

Well last time I watched Horrible Histories - admittedly a few years as my kids are past that now- there were no dismembered body parts hanging from trees - maybe it has changed.

I must have missed that episode of Deadly 60 too.

Is this OK for you?

Given the pics of women you normally post I hate to think what you were searching for when you found that.

Stevo_666

DeVlaeminck wrote:

Given the pics of women you normally post I hate to think what you were searching for when you found that.

If you're feeling really brave, do a google image search on 'Little Miss Muffet'. It's fine as long as you spell the last bit right

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

DeVlaeminck wrote:

Given the pics of women you normally post I hate to think what you were searching for when you found that.

If you're feeling really brave, do a google image search on 'Little Miss Muffet'. It's fine as long as you spell the last bit right

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Little%20Miss%20Muffet

giant_man

DeVlaeminck wrote:

That video is absolutely horrible - not really something you should be linking from a cycling forum.

Are you for real mate? Or are you just saying this for a reaction? Your own reaction is hilarious ..... that video is so funny, thanks OP.