The return of Hadrians wall - Thursday

simonhead

New something big would be happening today and there it is:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29239681

team47b

I have a bit of Hadrian's wall, let me know if/when you need it back

veronese68

simonhead wrote:

New something big would be happening today and there it is:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29239681

That's not very nice, calling him pointless.
Morning sniffers. Feeling a tad tired and hungover this morning, can't imagine why. I want to go and have a lie down. The tidy Polish girl that works here was a nurse back home, I've told her I need nursing and asked for her assistance. For some reason she laughed at me in a slightly despairing manner.
Onwards and upwards.

tlw1

Morning

Great cycle into work today ready for a corporate punchbag day

Right, need more tea

arran77

Morning

Last 'working' day of the week for me before a long weekend away with the family at the seaside 8)

seanoconn

Veronese68 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

New something big would be happening today and there it is:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29239681

That's not very nice, calling him pointless.
Morning sniffers. Feeling a tad tired and hungover this morning, can't imagine why. I want to go and have a lie down. The tidy Polish girl that works here was a nurse back home, I've told her I need nursing and asked for her assistance. For some reason she laughed at me in a slightly despairing manner.
Onwards and upwards.

Dzień dobry moja kochana cipko, should do the trick. You can thank me later

simonhead

seanoconn wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

New something big would be happening today and there it is:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29239681

That's not very nice, calling him pointless.
Morning sniffers. Feeling a tad tired and hungover this morning, can't imagine why. I want to go and have a lie down. The tidy Polish girl that works here was a nurse back home, I've told her I need nursing and asked for her assistance. For some reason she laughed at me in a slightly despairing manner.
Onwards and upwards.

Dzień dobry moja kochana cipko, should do the trick. You can thank me later

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

New something big would be happening today and there it is:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29239681

That's not very nice, calling him pointless.
Morning sniffers. Feeling a tad tired and hungover this morning, can't imagine why. I want to go and have a lie down. The tidy Polish girl that works here was a nurse back home, I've told her I need nursing and asked for her assistance. For some reason she laughed at me in a slightly despairing manner.
Onwards and upwards.

Dzień dobry moja kochana cipko, should do the trick. You can thank me later

You smooth talker you

I bet you say that to all the ladies

arran77

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

arran77

I've just asked the Polish engineer that I work with and he said to try this one...

Czy twoja matka jest przygotowany, aby usiąść na mojej twarzy?

veronese68

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

I'm sure it will be fine, what could possibly go wrong? Although I would like to know where the thermometer will keep my bottom but have no interest in her mother.

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

simonhead

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

Is it OCD tidy or just a bit anal, my cleaner is polish and as friendly as she is i still cant stop her making a point of the end of the bog roll.

tlw1

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

You killed her?

arran77

simonhead wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

Is it OCD tidy or just a bit anal, my cleaner is polish and as friendly as she is i still cant stop her making a point of the end of the bog roll.

Do you live in a hotel?

simonhead

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

Is it OCD tidy or just a bit anal, my cleaner is polish and as friendly as she is i still cant stop her making a point of the end of the bog roll.

Do you live in a hotel?

No i am from Surrey, we call it a boutique guest house

seanoconn

matthew h wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

You killed her?

Nope, just to within an inch of her life.

ballysmate

seanoconn wrote:

matthew h wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

You killed her?

Nope, just to within an inch of her life.

La petite mort?

Stevo_666

matthew h wrote:

Morning

Great cycle into work today ready for a corporate punchbag day

Right, need more tea

Are you the puncher or the bag? I think I can guess...

Looking forward to tonight as I'm tired and need a beer or two - which I will be having.

seanoconn

simonhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

Is it OCD tidy or just a bit anal, my cleaner is polish and as friendly as she is i still cant stop her making a point of the end of the bog roll.

Do you live in a hotel?

No i am from Surrey, we call it a boutique guest house

Don't give me all that la di da crap Sutton boy!

seanoconn

Ballysmate wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

matthew h wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

You killed her?

Nope, just to within an inch of her life.

La petite mort?

Yup, most evenings

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

matthew h wrote:

Morning

Great cycle into work today ready for a corporate punchbag day

Right, need more tea

Are you the puncher or the bag? I think I can guess...

Looking forward to tonight as I'm tired and need a beer or two - which I will be having.

Took a beating this morning, spending the rest of the day passing it on

ballysmate

If Sean is posting, can I assume it is piddling down in Wimbledon and he has downed tools?

simonhead

seanoconn wrote:

simonhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

simonhead wrote:

Alternatively: Czuję się źle będzie trzymać zimny termometr moje dno

that comes from a colleague he recons he speaks some polish but google translate is probably his source

What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of random blokes giving you Polish translations over the internet

Tidy Polish girls are me specialty. The tidiest of tidy Polish girls is now off the market I'm afraid fellas 8)

Is it OCD tidy or just a bit anal, my cleaner is polish and as friendly as she is i still cant stop her making a point of the end of the bog roll.

Do you live in a hotel?

No i am from Surrey, we call it a boutique guest house

Don't give me all that la di da crap Sutton boy!

I work in Sutton but live in Ewell, i am now offended. I am not one of those people that live in South Surbiton - Tolworth, or other poncy varients

arran77

Ballysmate wrote:

If Sean is posting, can I assume it is piddling down in Wimbledon and he has downed tools?

Either that or he's taking a break from shagging his 'tidy' Polish lady

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

If Sean is posting, can I assume it is piddling down in Wimbledon and he has downed tools?

Either that or he's taking a break from shagging his 'tidy' Polish lady

We both work. I can see why Polish girls make such good cleaners, we had a domestic about how I wash the dishes, apparently it should take two hours to hoover the flat, WTF! and she has an issue with my clothes nest in the bedroom :roll:

tlw1

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

If Sean is posting, can I assume it is piddling down in Wimbledon and he has downed tools?

Either that or he's taking a break from shagging his 'tidy' Polish lady

as he said 'downed tools'

arran77

matthew h wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

If Sean is posting, can I assume it is piddling down in Wimbledon and he has downed tools?

Either that or he's taking a break from shagging his 'tidy' Polish lady

as he said 'downed tools'

Sean did just say his good lady's at work so he's probably had to resort to a bit of 'diy'

Stevo_666

I never knew that 'Bonita' was a Polish name?

Flâneur

Veronese68 wrote:

a lie down...tidy Polish girl that works here was a nurse back home, I've told her I need nursing and asked for her assistance... upwards.

I started this post around 11am I think, so you have that even if we have all taken the pi$$ in the hours gone.

Glad you all had fun though, I have nothing to help this along except a students email today contained the typo durex and buttness, along with alcohol it gave me a small chuckle

tlw1

sa0u823e wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

a lie down...tidy Polish girl that works here was a nurse back home, I've told her I need nursing and asked for her assistance... upwards.

I started this post around 11am I think, so you have that even if we have all taken the pi$$ in the hours gone.

Glad you all had fun though, I have nothing to help this along except a students email today contained the typo durex and buttness, along with alcohol it gave me a small chuckle

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