Karma?

rockmonkeysc

On my way home from work today I decided to take the scenic route to make the most of the sunshine.
A few miles in to the cycle track I meet a couple pensioners having bike trouble, gears obviously not set up on their brand new E-bikes so I sort out both their bikes and get them shifting lovely.
As they ride off I pick up my bike and notice a puncture, as I kneel down to fix it I put my hand in a cow turd. I get a tube in and inflate it and the valve breaks as I remove the CO2 inflator. After much advanced swearing I get another tube in and inflated.
Where did I go wrong to deserve all that bad karma?

cooldad

Shouldn't have tried to look up her skirt.

Dirty perv.

tlw1

You helped two elderly paedophiles escape capture by the police, hence the karma

Colinthecop

And probably Nazi war criminals too...

Stevo_666

Maybe God hates people who know absolutely everything about Downhill?

rockmonkeysc

Stevo 666 wrote:

Maybe God hates people who know absolutely everything about Downhill?

Jesus loves me. I know cos a hippie on hallucinogenic drugs told me at Pilton on Friday.

nicklouse

E-Bikes.

Nuffield said.

coulddobetter

Better than a dog turd. You were lucky.

thekickingmule

RockmonkeySC wrote:

As they ride off I pick up my bike and notice a puncture, as I kneel down to fix it I put my hand in a cow turd. I get a tube in and inflate it and the valve breaks as I remove the CO2 inflator.