The lowest common denominator thread
Did anyone see Top Gear last night? Jeremy Clarkson called environmentalists "sandal-wearing, beardy yoghurt-eaters". I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself. He should be Prime Minister. Look at that bird with big t1ts. I'd definitely give her one. England would have won the last World Cup if we didn't have Hodgson as manager. It should have been Redknapp. He's a man of the people, not like Hodgson who speaks foreign languages and reads books. I'm off to Asda now, need to pick up a few cans of Stella to drink before going to the pub. I need to was my mouth out with some lager, my wife (bless 'er) bought the wrong type of microwave meal and it had garlic in it. I hate that foreign muck.