Punching above your weight

slowmart
slowmart Posts: 4,516
edited August 2014 in The bottom bracket
So all you midget d1cked wonders who post on "I've still got it" even if you never had it :wink:

I give you the world Champion


http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-ne ... ht-3277371
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

Desmond Tutu

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  • bikes`n`guns
    bikes`n`guns Posts: 959
    Shows how shallow people are that they even thought about a thing like this.
    Trek,,,, too cool for school ,, apparently
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    She looks like she's carrying a bit of Terry tbf fair

    And who the hell calls their kid Jaxon ffs sake
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,343
    jaxon, jaxoff
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-china-blog-28803400
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    simonhead wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-china-blog-28803400

    1tFcFZ.jpg

    That's Stevo taking a selfie on holiday last week isn't it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Nah would have been more like this

    00012229.zoom.a.jpg
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,323
    Maybe, just maybe, the chap in the OP has hidden "talents".
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Maybe, just maybe, the chap in the OP has hidden "talents".


    Or his mrs is the rohypnol equivalent of Obelix
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Is it just me or is the 'stunning' girlfriend nothing more than average at best?
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    Wait a minute. She's a geordie. They aint exactly known for having high standards. ☺

    Exhibit A - Cheryl Cole
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Ooh, is this an excuse to boast about how fit your girlfriend is :D and would it be wrong to post pics of her in the big girls thread?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ooh, is this an excuse to boast about how fit your girlfriend is :D and would it be wrong to post pics of her in the big girls thread?

    Feel free, after all what could go wrong with posting something so private on an internet forum :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,323
    I propose it to made mandatory for anyone claiming better to prove it thus.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ooh, is this an excuse to boast about how fit your girlfriend is :D and would it be wrong to post pics of her in the big girls thread?
    Are you sure you have got some pics of Miss Womble that wouldn't result in a ban? :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ooh, is this an excuse to boast about how fit your girlfriend is :D and would it be wrong to post pics of her in the big girls thread?
    Are you sure you have got some pics of Miss Womble? :P

    FTFY

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ooh, is this an excuse to boast about how fit your girlfriend is :D and would it be wrong to post pics of her in the big girls thread?
    Are you sure you have got some pics of Miss Womble? :P

    FTFY

    :lol:

    I've got some if needed
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ooh, is this an excuse to boast about how fit your girlfriend is :D and would it be wrong to post pics of her in the big girls thread?
    Are you sure you have got some pics of Miss Womble? :P

    FTFY

    :lol:

    I've got some if needed
    I hope they were the ones I gave you!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    seanoconn wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ooh, is this an excuse to boast about how fit your girlfriend is :D and would it be wrong to post pics of her in the big girls thread?
    Are you sure you have got some pics of Miss Womble? :P

    FTFY

    :lol:

    I've got some if needed
    I hope they were the ones I gave you!

    mostly, a few look like they have been taken by someone through the bedroom window :oops: (thanks Arran)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ooh, is this an excuse to boast about how fit your girlfriend is :D and would it be wrong to post pics of her in the big girls thread?
    Are you sure you have got some pics of Miss Womble? :P

    FTFY

    :lol:

    I've got some if needed

    Has the Womble been pimping his young lady out again :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Stevo and matth both live in the big stink - why can't they track the Womble's miss down and give us the gen?

    They're such selfish lazy unreasonable b*stards, I tell ya.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo andmatth both live in the big stink - why can't they track the Womble's miss down and give us the gen?

    They're such selfish lazy unreasonable b*stards, I tell ya.

    I don't live in that polluted place
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo andmatth both live in the big stink - why can't they track the Womble's miss down and give us the gen?

    They're such selfish lazy unreasonable b*stards, I tell ya.

    I don't live in that polluted place

    No, you're right - you don't seem as f*cked up as the bean counter, my apols.

    That only leaves one selfish lazy unreasonable b*stard to do the job. I don't think he has the cahonas. Not very good with charitable causes:

    viewtopic.php?f=40088&t=12976450
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    If she's as good looking at Seano says, I'll hire Ryan Giggs to track her down - one of the few blokes who can out-Womble the Womble :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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