Something for the Womble!!

arran77

A Japanese company claims to have reached the next level in developing the most genuine looking sex doll :shock:



"The company behind the dolls are putting their success down to their realistic looking skin and eyes"

Yeah right, I'm sure the perverts, sorry, gentlemen, buying these things for £1,000 are just doing it to look at their lovely complexion and the colour of their eyes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2722779/Japans-sex-doll-industry-reaches-level-creation-perfect-artificial-1-000-Dutch-Wife-comes-realistic-feeling-skin.html

Stevo_666

You silly boy, The Womble already has one - that's why he's never on the forum any more

seanoconn

Pfffft. My ones far more realistic and she can cook. Although we had a chicken terrine last night that resembled gourmet cat food, but dessert more than made up for it

sungod

looks ideal for daily mail readers, if they spend all their time pumping plastic they'll not be breeding more of their kind

assuming this is replicated globally, fox news viewers etc., after a few decades humanity could leap forward millennia

Stevo_666

sungod wrote:

looks ideal for daily mail readers, if they spend all their time pumping plastic they'll not be breeding more of their kind

assuming this is replicated globally, fox news viewers etc., after a few decades humanity could leap forward millennia

Trouble is, it's way too sophisticated for Daily Mirror readers.

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

Pfffft. My ones far more realistic and she can cook. Although we had a chicken terrine last night that resembled gourmet cat food, but dessert more than made up for it

Spotted dick with cream?

tlw1

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Pfffft. My ones far more realistic and she can cook. Although we had a chicken terrine last night that resembled gourmet cat food, but dessert more than made up for it

Spotted dick with cream?

Cum caramel

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Pfffft. My ones far more realistic and she can cook. Although we had a chicken terrine last night that resembled gourmet cat food, but dessert more than made up for it

Spotted dick with cream?

I have got a bit of shaving rash down there at the moment :oops:

ballysmate

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Pfffft. My ones far more realistic and she can cook. Although we had a chicken terrine last night that resembled gourmet cat food, but dessert more than made up for it

Spotted dick with cream?

I have got a bit of shaving rash down there at the moment :oops:

Grapefruit juice. That's will ease the rash.

Stevo_666

Ballysmate wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Pfffft. My ones far more realistic and she can cook. Although we had a chicken terrine last night that resembled gourmet cat food, but dessert more than made up for it

Spotted dick with cream?

I have got a bit of shaving rash down there at the moment :oops:

Grapefruit juice. That's will ease the rash.

'Deep heat' is better.

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Pfffft. My ones far more realistic and she can cook. Although we had a chicken terrine last night that resembled gourmet cat food, but dessert more than made up for it

Spotted dick with cream?

I have got a bit of shaving rash down there at the moment :oops:

Grapefruit juice. That's will ease the rash.

'Deep heat' is better.

The Womble's permanently 'on heat'

pinno

Shaving rash? Use Veet.

AlexMac1973

pinarello001 wrote:

Shaving rash? Use Veet.

+1 go on, go on, go on.

seanoconn

pinarello001 wrote:

Shaving rash? Use Veet.

Veet! Have you read the reviews! :shock:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KK ... 446&sr=8-1

pinno

seanoconn wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Shaving rash? Use Veet.

Veet! Have you read the reviews! :shock:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KK ... 446&sr=8-1

Us roadies can take a bit of pain. It's not for the faint hearted. Besides there are a lot of cattle troughs en route around here to cool your bollox off, except riding naked is frowned upon. I don't know why. They haven't got any crotchless Assos bibs at Rapha and the guy went off on one when I asked. I don't know why.

AlexMac1973

seanoconn wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Shaving rash? Use Veet.

Veet! Have you read the reviews! :shock:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KK ... 446&sr=8-1

Yes, they were brilliant. Although I had to stop after a while as I couldn't see to read anymore for the tears of laughter.