Sheltered life

ballysmate
ballysmate Posts: 15,930
edited August 2014 in The bottom bracket
I must have led a sheltered life.
Have you ever heard of using a grapefruit as a sex toy? Latest craze apparently. :shock:
Google it. I would post a description and link but thought better of it. :wink:
It doesn't say whether it counts towards the 5 a day, but I assume pink ones are best. :wink:

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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    I've heard of using a melon as a sex toy, I guess the same applies to grapefruit. It's not all that and quite messy.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    That juice gotta sting. :shock:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    fruity
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've heard of using a melon as a sex toy

    Why does that not surprise me :P

    I've not heard of this craze either Bally, it must be what the wild young things do these days to get their kicks :lol:

    Is this a male or female craze, the mind just boggles :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    So old, crudders have been using Limes for years.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,320
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've heard of using a melon as a sex toy

    Why does that not surprise me :P

    I've not heard of this craze either Bally, it must be what the wild young things do these days to get their kicks :lol:

    Is this a male or female craze, the mind just boggles :shock:
    I truly hope that it is a craze for males.
    I have no wish to meet the woman that uses a melon as a sex toy.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    PBlakeney wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've heard of using a melon as a sex toy

    Why does that not surprise me :P

    I've not heard of this craze either Bally, it must be what the wild young things do these days to get their kicks :lol:

    Is this a male or female craze, the mind just boggles :shock:
    I truly hope that it is a craze for males.
    I have no wish to meet the woman that uses a melon as a sex toy.

    GT's Mum :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've heard of using a melon as a sex toy

    Why does that not surprise me :P

    I've not heard of this craze either Bally, it must be what the wild young things do these days to get their kicks :lol:

    Is this a male or female craze, the mind just boggles :shock:
    I truly hope that it is a craze for males.
    I have no wish to meet the woman that uses a melon as a sex toy.

    GT's Mum :wink:

    Uses a pair as 'love eggs'
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've heard of using a melon as a sex toy

    Why does that not surprise me :P

    I've not heard of this craze either Bally, it must be what the wild young things do these days to get their kicks :lol:

    Is this a male or female craze, the mind just boggles :shock:
    I truly hope that it is a craze for males.
    I have no wish to meet the woman that uses a melon as a sex toy.

    GT's Mum :wink:

    Uses a pair as 'love eggs'

    Her orifices are a veritable green grocers :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    "A woman for duty
    A boy for pleasure
    But a melon for ecstasy."
  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Have you ever heard of using a grapefruit as a sex toy?

    Probably less lethal than other forms of sex toys... :shock:

    http://www.itv.com/news/london/2014-08- ... -his-body/
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    homers double wrote:
    So old, crudders have been using Limes for years.
    Don't forget the liver - and string.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Colinthecop wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Have you ever heard of using a grapefruit as a sex toy?

    Probably less lethal than other forms of sex toys... :shock:

    http://www.itv.com/news/london/2014-08- ... -his-body/

    We've all been there..... :shock:
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    I haven't, I've never met that man and anyone who says otherwise is a bare-faced liar. :shock:

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