Names of Pets

mr_goo
mr_goo Posts: 3,770
edited August 2014 in The cake stop
Many of us have cats and dogs. Our kids have or have had caged rodents or birds, or fish in a big jar. What are the most daft or cool names then for our four legged friends or other critters.

I have two cats. Tiger a bloody huge tabby tom cat. And Athos a not so huge tom cat, who was called Eva. My wife bought a female cat just after Christmas. However I noticed that this female cat started to develop huge nads. My wife was still in denial until she caught 'her/him' licking a furry lipstick. Thus Athos was the name.

My neighbours cat is called Dave. And a friend of mine has a dog called Roger.

However the funniest name ever for a dog, has to be a Harry Enfield sketch where he has a black lab' called Mugabe.
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  • sniper68
    sniper68 Posts: 2,910
    My mate had 2 cats years ago..Sponge Rocket and Millions&Millions of teeth.
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    I once had a deaf albino cat called Dick Barton because he was snowy white.
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  • gingaman
    gingaman Posts: 576
    My younger brother, after attending the theatre, named our cat 'Joseph, the amazing black and white dream cat'
  • DeVlaeminck
    DeVlaeminck Posts: 9,108
    I usually name my pets after my various passwords for banks, internet etc.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    When I was at school a mate of mine had a guinea pig called Starsky. I thought that was quite witty.
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  • Silly Old Hector
    Silly Old Hector Posts: 573
    We have a rabbit called Kimmy Raikonen, which now has only 3 legs

    I am allergic to furry animals... :roll:
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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I have a rabbit that has a hitler like moustache and is called adolf, another is called basil after mr fawlty...
  • CYCLESPORT1
    CYCLESPORT1 Posts: 471
    We had a dog called Kelly and a son called Sean - Sean Kelly !
  • vinnymarsden
    vinnymarsden Posts: 560
    We have a days chunk called Pacino......after the actor!

    My daughters choice both the name and the breed!!!!! :D
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    vinnymarsden Posts: 560
    I HATE predictive text !,,,

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  • mfin
    mfin Posts: 6,729
    A girl I know used to have two goldfish called Left and Right.
  • mangetout_rodney
    mangetout_rodney Posts: 121
    I named my English bulldog 'Scarlett O'Hairy'.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    I have a cat called BB, she had a bottom bracket problem when she was a kitten :D
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  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,568
    My mate had two goldfish: "Duck" and "a l'orange"
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  • big_p
    big_p Posts: 565
    I have 2 black cats named after 2 mighty boosh caractures "Bollo" and "naboo" and a tuxedo cat called "Spud"

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  • arran77
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    When we were at school we had salamanders called Zig and Zag because they were spotty, obviously :lol:
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    At school, two terrapins...Terry and Pin
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  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    2 cats the mrs chose the names Oscar and Delilah.

    My names got shot down in flames unfortunately. One of our neighbors has 2 dogs called she and ted.
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  • mfin
    mfin Posts: 6,729
    My mate wanted to call their dog Graham, but his girlfriend wouldn't let him.
  • MichaelW
    MichaelW Posts: 2,164
    My first pet, a hamster was called passw0rd.
  • blu3cat
    blu3cat Posts: 1,016
    Over the years we have had fish:

    2 goldfish called Mick and Keith and another goldfish called Sid Fishous
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  • SCR Pedro
    SCR Pedro Posts: 912
    I never understood why a pet should have a name. If I had an animal, I would simply call it 'cat', 'bird', or whatever it is. Then again, I probably would never have a pet, unless it was something outrageous, like a rhino or leopard.
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,435
    i call my mum's fat cats fatcats, my mum gave them other names, but to me they are the fatcats, cute but fat

    i once had a huge printer, it was called fatcat too, which was due to it being a fat computer aided typesetter
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  • fat_cat
    fat_cat Posts: 566
    sungod wrote:
    i call my mum's fat cats fatcats, my mum gave them other names, but to me they are the fatcats, cute but fat

    i once had a huge printer, it was called fatcat too, which was due to it being a fat computer aided typesetter


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  • billysmeg
    billysmeg Posts: 25
    Had 2 German shepherds,one called Fred another called Cuth'BERT' the 3rd.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    MattC59 wrote:
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  • HJ1976
    HJ1976 Posts: 205
    Horse = Whisper (imagine the irony of yelling that across a field at feeding time)
    Dog = Loki (working cocker spaniel so the Norse god of mischief and tricker is appropriate)
    Cat = Tiger pops (he's blonde, and acts it)
  • southdownswolf
    southdownswolf Posts: 1,525
    We have a Border Collie called Keavy which means gentle. She is the laziest dog known to man. I call her a fake Border Collie as she refuses to play or run about.

    We also have two rabbits called Phineas and Ferb.

    All spiders in the house are called Fred.
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  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    My daughter named one of her male guinea pigs Princess Fluffy Pudding. We also have hens, one called Tikka which caused some hilarity at the vets. Mine is called Princess Leia.

    The ducks are called Big X, Hilts and Ives as they live in an anti fox stalag in the garden.

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