Magnificent Monday

simonhead

Well the weather is certainly better than yesterday.

arran77

Feckin typical :evil:

tlw1

I feel sorry for the wife that's got to sort out all my kit from yesterday

veronese68

matthew h wrote:

I feel sorry for the wife that's got to sort out all my kit from yesterday

I was a good husband and stuck mine in the machine as soon as I got in. Having had a couple of pints after we finished decided it was probably best not to ride home, particularly as a lot of drivers seemed a bit tetchy due to the increase in traffic.
Had to laugh today, our office phucktard was bitching that he got stuck and couldn't get home because of the road closures. He spent 4 hours driving around trying to find a way through, then gave up and sat it out waiting for the roads to reopen. They've only had the signs up warning of closures and notices in the local press for a couple of months. I now see it as my duty to spend the day talking about the ride loudly within earshot of him. Hopefully he'll crack and say something to me so I can tell him what a bellend he is.
Got to try and get on top of work stuff before going on holiday on Wednesday. Can't wait.

Mikey23

Got back to cornwall at midnight. Feeling pretty good after some sleep. An interesting weekend methinks and enjoyed the ride muchly. Catching up with cricket highlights now

Stevo_666

Evening wage slaves,

Got dragged round a perfume factory in Grasse today by the female majority and had my wallet duly raped when the 'free tour' ended in the factory shop :roll: My attempt to poke fun at wifey for looking like a plague victim due to the number mozzie bites she had backfired after one of the little barstewards got me on the side of the face.

Cheered myself up with a trip to the pool and off the the local eaterie soon to sample more of this provencale grape juice

team47b

Sensible advice...the more ice cold alcoholic drinks you consume the less Mosquitos will bite you

sungod

i always thought the more napalm you called in the fewer mosquitos there were to bite you, the alcoholic drinks were just a plus

tlw1

team47b wrote:

Sensible advice...the more ice cold alcoholic drinks you consume the less Mosquitos will bite you

Never been bitten by a mosquito

Stevo_666

matthew h wrote:

team47b wrote:

Sensible advice...the more ice cold alcoholic drinks you consume the less Mosquitos will bite you

Never been bitten by a mosquito

How do they know until they bite you and fall into an alcoholic stupor?

I have just cleared France out of food in the same way as Mr h drained Cyprus dry. I was half expecting the waiter to offer me a 'waffeur thin mint' to finish off.

veronese68

Stevo 666 wrote:

matthew h wrote:

team47b wrote:

Sensible advice...the more ice cold alcoholic drinks you consume the less Mosquitos will bite you

Never been bitten by a mosquito

How do they know until they bite you and fall into an alcoholic stupor?

I have just cleared France out of food in the same way as Mr h drained Cyprus dry. I was half expecting the waiter to offer me a 'waffeur thin mint' to finish off.

I hope you would have given the appropriate reply.

tlw1

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

matthew h wrote:

team47b wrote:

Sensible advice...the more ice cold alcoholic drinks you consume the less Mosquitos will bite you

Never been bitten by a mosquito

How do they know until they bite you and fall into an alcoholic stupor?

I have just cleared France out of food in the same way as Mr h drained Cyprus dry. I was half expecting the waiter to offer me a 'waffeur thin mint' to finish off.

I hope you would have given the appropriate reply.

who ate all the foie gras - you fat b@st@rd, you fat b@st@rd

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

matthew h wrote:

team47b wrote:

Sensible advice...the more ice cold alcoholic drinks you consume the less Mosquitos will bite you

Never been bitten by a mosquito

How do they know until they bite you and fall into an alcoholic stupor?

I have just cleared France out of food in the same way as Mr h drained Cyprus dry. I was half expecting the waiter to offer me a 'waffeur thin mint' to finish off.

I hope you would have given the appropriate reply.

Of course - he was French

Stevo_666

matthew h wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

matthew h wrote:

team47b wrote:

Sensible advice...the more ice cold alcoholic drinks you consume the less Mosquitos will bite you

Never been bitten by a mosquito

How do they know until they bite you and fall into an alcoholic stupor?

I have just cleared France out of food in the same way as Mr h drained Cyprus dry. I was half expecting the waiter to offer me a 'waffeur thin mint' to finish off.

I hope you would have given the appropriate reply.

who ate all the foie gras - you fat b@st@rd, you fat b@st@rd

Judging by the fact that I'm posting this close to the bog, it appears that French food is a bit like beer - it's only rented :P