Im going to the gym

pesky_jones

So if I ever bump into you nerds, I can beat you up and steal your bike. Then Il sell the bike and buy an Orange bike.

What?!*(# Say su-int!!

Thats what I thought...

FishFish

So to complete the sequence ..before you beat, steal and buy orange..you are going to the gym to meet shaven chested men for a good rsing session in the shower with you being the girl. Again.

pesky_jones

Yeah don't forget all the protein I'm swallowing

pesky_jones

Oh and your dad says hi

veronese68

I went to a gym, once. The guy showing us the exercise machines kept going on about being totally dedicated, you couldn't go to the gym and go to the pub. 10 minutes later I was in the garden, turning sausages on the barbie, beer in the other hand and smoking something herbal. Telling my mates I was totally dedicated, and never going to set foot in a gym again. Lifestyle choices are made early in life. :-)

rockmonkeysc

I used to virtually live in the gym. Great place to pick up women. Gave up when I got a burd and found a better way to spend my evenings.

pesky_jones

My mates a pt at my gym, slept with so many birds through it. One has just put a complaint in against him because he hasn't called her since lol the funny thing is his boss is on the same level

pesky_jones

Veronese68 wrote:

I was in the garden, turning sausages on the barbie, beer in the other hand and smoking something herbal.

That does sound good I've had to give up in the last month or so, work, gym, girlfriend etc

thekickingmule

Pesky Jones wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I was in the garden, turning sausages on the barbie, beer in the other hand and smoking something herbal.

That does sound good I've had to give up in the last month or so, work, gym, girlfriend etc

You've given up on work, the gym and the girlfriend? Man, you've had a tough month!

arran77

thekickingmule wrote:

Pesky Jones wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I was in the garden, turning sausages on the barbie, beer in the other hand and smoking something herbal.

That does sound good I've had to give up in the last month or so, work, gym, girlfriend etc

You've given up on work, the gym and the girlfriend? Man, you've had a tough month!

He's become really committed to his w@nking

FishFish

Pesky Jones wrote:

Yeah don't forget all the protein I'm swallowing

...I think it is carbohydrate so all that punishment has been for nothing - you could just have eaten a potato.

pesky_jones

FishFish wrote:

Pesky Jones wrote:

Yeah don't forget all the protein I'm swallowing

...I think it is carbohydrate

:shock: :roll:

So you call me gay, and then state your knowledge of semen...

pesky_jones

arran77 wrote:

thekickingmule wrote:

Pesky Jones wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I was in the garden, turning sausages on the barbie, beer in the other hand and smoking something herbal.

That does sound good I've had to give up in the last month or so, work, gym, girlfriend etc

You've given up on work, the gym and the girlfriend? Man, you've had a tough month!

He's become really committed to his w@nking

You've got to work hard if you wanna walk tall and proud...