Worst/Best way to die

pesky_jones

Il start, with credit to stevo

Worst - drowning in excess cruddie excitement

Best - drowning in the girls from the big girls thread excitement

Stevo_666

Trouble is, the more girls pics we put up, the more we risk death in a horrible fashion. It's a risk worth taking

bg13

Worst-on a road bike

Best-on Gts mum

welshkev

on a side note, a lad I know saw a girl commit suicide jumping off a bridge the other day. he ran down to see if he could help. I can imagine his ugly mug being the last thing she saw must have been pretty bad!

tlw1

welshkev wrote:

on a side note, a lad I know saw a girl commit suicide jumping off a bridge the other day. he ran down to see if he could help. I can imagine his ugly mug being the last thing she saw must have been pretty bad!

how was he going to help? A push?

welshkev

matthew h wrote:

welshkev wrote:

on a side note, a lad I know saw a girl commit suicide jumping off a bridge the other day. he ran down to see if he could help. I can imagine his ugly mug being the last thing she saw must have been pretty bad!

how was he going to help? A push?

haha, didn't sound like that in my head.

I meant ran down after she'd jumped to the bottom of the very big drop!

veronese68

welshkev wrote:

matthew h wrote:

welshkev wrote:

on a side note, a lad I know saw a girl commit suicide jumping off a bridge the other day. he ran down to see if he could help. I can imagine his ugly mug being the last thing she saw must have been pretty bad!

how was he going to help? A push?

haha, didn't sound like that in my head.

I meant ran down after she'd jumped to the bottom of the very big drop!

And then finish the job if necessary?
Funny how we put animals out of their misery but try to save people, or prolong their suffering.
Being serious for a moment, not very nice for the lad to see.

Manc33

Best - Lethal injection? Morphine overdose? Something you can't feel.
Worst - Anything where it takes more than 1 second to die.

pesky_jones

Veronese68 wrote:

Funny how we put animals out of their misery but try to save people, or prolong their suffering.

You say that, but it's not always the case. My mums friend at work has a house cat. By house cat I mean its not allowed to leave the house. When it does, it gets tethered to a pole in the garden. Anyway, she feeds it human food, like tuna for people etc. So this cat started getting ill, because of all the salt in the food or whatever. And the owner kept getting opperations on this poor cat to keep it alive. I'm not exactly an animal enthusiast, but that makes me sick.

But anyway, for this reason I dont give my dog scraps of food etc. I find it funny that I refuse to give my dog the food that I eat, but will happily gobble it down myself.

Lewis A

Best - Something involving a big crowd, a fireball and a really nice supercar.

Worst - In a hospital bed with family around at 90.

Colinthecop

Best - Auto erotic asphyxiation

Worst - Auto erotic asphyxiation and being found by a family member

drlodge

Colinthecop wrote:

Best - Auto erotic asphyxiation

Worst - Auto erotic asphyxiation and being found by your spouse/OH

FTFY

pesky_jones

Best - realising you were never born and its all been a dream of a dolphin

Worst - getting stuck head first in a portaloo at a festival on a hot day.

rockmonkeysc

I don't mind how I go as long as my obituary can say that I died spectacularly, none of this peaceful rubbish.
My original plan was to live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse. Thats all gone wrong.

tlw1

best - smothered by boobies
worst - smothered by moobies

DCR00

Worst - reading yet another debate on wheel size (as i swear I will either kill or be killed if i read another one)

Best - quickly

russyh

Worse way - choking to death trying to beat the office Jaffa cake eating record

Best Way - Heart attack whilst in a drug induced frenzy with a pair of twin sisters and no inhibitions

drlodge

Russyh wrote:

Best Way - Heart attack whilst in a drug induced frenzy with a pair of twin sisters and no inhibitions

I wouldn't need drugs to induce a frenzy :shock:

Colinthecop

Would a pair of twin sisters mean there's four of them...?

I think i'd be happy with just twins in that case. Those Olsen ones tick the boxes.

tyred&weary

Colinthecop wrote:

Best - Auto erotic asphyxiation

Worst - Auto erotic asphyxiation and being found by a family member

The good news is you would never know it was the worst way.

veronese68

Tyred&weary wrote:

Colinthecop wrote:

Best - Auto erotic asphyxiation

Worst - Auto erotic asphyxiation and being found by a family member

The good news is you would never know it was the worst way.

Unless your wife/mother/daughter walking in and catching you caused you to tense up so you kick the bucket.

supersonic

Balls deep in Rachel Riley just after I've unloaded.

drlodge

supersonic wrote:

Balls deep in Rachel Riley just after I've unloaded.

I bet you'd give her quite a few vowels to shout about :shock:

russyh

supersonic wrote:

Balls deep in Rachel Riley just after I've unloaded.

Amen Brother. I have an unhealthy liking to Rachel Riley. I think if she met me, she would be impressed with my choice of bicycle and Car.

lostboysaint

Sucked inside out by Hanna Hilton.

supersonic

drlodge wrote:

supersonic wrote:

Balls deep in Rachel Riley just after I've unloaded.

I bet you'd give her quite a few vowels to shout about :shock:

I'd give her a few numbers too.

stubs

I am not scared of Dying I just dont want to be there when it happens.

sheepsteeth

Manc33 wrote:

Best - Lethal injection?

thats what i call sex with me

Manc33 wrote:

Something you can't feel.

Thats what my wife calls sex with me

Pesky Jones wrote:

but will happily gobble it down myself.

ive got something you can happily gobble down fella

Manc33

Best - lethal injection.

Worst - feet first into a rock crushing machine. Not head first - feet first.

pesky_jones

Manc33 wrote:

Best - lethal injection.

Have you seen all the recent botched executions. Can't imagine that its too pleasant

qube

Best - Never

Worst - Balls deep in Rachel Riley before I've unloaded.