Matthew h Makes the News

arran77
arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited July 2014 in The bottom bracket
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"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

seanoconn

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    That's shocking - did it really take him that long? :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    That's shocking - did it really take him that long? :lol:

    Would have achieved his target more quickly, but had to keep going for a p1ss. Next time he reckons he will get a catheter fitted to save time.
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Does it mean a nuun to cleanse his soul?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    I backed out of the 'Recycle Matt h contract'. Health and Safety wanted us to go through too many loopholes. Seems that the fire risk and ignition points were off the scale.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I backed out of the 'Recycle Matt h contract'. Health and Safety wanted us to go through too many loopholes. Seems that the fire risk and ignition points were off the scale.
    Surely if you can recycle chip fat and old cans of Special Brew....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I backed out of the 'Recycle Matt h contract'. Health and Safety wanted us to go through too many loopholes. Seems that the fire risk and ignition points were off the scale.
    Surely if you can recycle chip fat and old cans of Special Brew....

    You cannot possibly compare the inflammability of Special brew and chip fat to matt h - think about it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I backed out of the 'Recycle Matt h contract'. Health and Safety wanted us to go through too many loopholes. Seems that the fire risk and ignition points were off the scale.
    Surely if you can recycle chip fat and old cans of Special Brew....

    You cannot possibly compare the inflammability of Special brew and chip fat to matt h - think about it.
    Fair point, we need warning signs.

    One for Mr. h
    highly-inflammable-hazard-warning-039008dj11.jpg

    One for you and arran :)
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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I backed out of the 'Recycle Matt h contract'. Health and Safety wanted us to go through too many loopholes. Seems that the fire risk and ignition points were off the scale.
    Surely if you can recycle chip fat and old cans of Special Brew....

    You cannot possibly compare the inflammability of Special brew and chip fat to matt h - think about it.
    Fair point, we need warning signs.

    One for Mr. h
    highly-inflammable-hazard-warning-039008dj11.jpg

    One for you and arran :)
    1196084134_W2061.jpg&wmax=300&hmax=400&quality=100&bgcol=FFFFFF

    Watch it, why do I get labeled the same as metal Mikey :evil:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    Maybe I went a bit too far there :twisted:

    Depends who you're irritating I suppose :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Maybe I went a bit too far there :twisted:

    Depends who you're irritating I suppose :wink:

    C3PO ?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Maybe I went a bit too far there :twisted:

    Depends who you're irritating I suppose :wink:

    C3PO ?!
    That's quite subtle for you :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Maybe I went a bit too far there :twisted:

    Depends who you're irritating I suppose :wink:

    C3PO ?!
    That's quite subtle for you :wink:

    Ye of very little faith.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    ...or is that evidence? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Such an obvious fake........














    I'm not overweight :)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...or is that evidence? :wink:

    He's full of shite :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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