Can't Get It Up?

arran77

Never had a problem myself I hasten to add

For those of you that do struggle to get the old boy to perform you can't blame bike riding any more as researchers at University College London have shown that it's a myth that cycling causes erectile dysfunction

However they have also found that cycling for as little as half an hour every day doubles the risk of being diagnosed with prostate cancer in the over 50s :shock:

Read more about it here.....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10952228/Cycling-does-not-cause-infertility-British-scientists-find.html

pblakeney

arran77 wrote:

However they have also found that cycling for as little as half an hour every day doubles the risk of being diagnosed with prostate cancer in the over 50s :shock:

Doubles the risk of being diagnosed?
I would have thought that being diagnosed was a good thing.

Much preferable to having undiagnosed cancer in my humble opinion.

arran77

PBlakeney wrote:

arran77 wrote:

However they have also found that cycling for as little as half an hour every day doubles the risk of being diagnosed with prostate cancer in the over 50s :shock:

Doubles the risk of being diagnosed?
I would have thought that being diagnosed was a good thing.

Much preferable to having undiagnosed cancer in my humble opinion.

Diagnoses is a very good thing.

If you read the article though it goes on to say that the results were ‘surprising’ and that men who cycle frequently may be more health conscious, leading to more regular check-ups and more chance of being diagnosed.

But they said they could not rule out that cycling itself may be to blame, because of increased pressure on the prostate.

pblakeney

arran77 wrote:

But they said they could not rule out that cycling itself may be to blame, because of increased pressure on the prostate.

I have my rear end parked on a chair in the office 10 hours a day.
Maybe I should get a check up for cancer in that area due to increased pressure?

Please be aware that I am not 100% serious.

arran77

Maybe you should.

pblakeney

arran77 wrote:

Maybe you should.

Well. That was a decidedly unpleasant experience.
You can keep any future suggestions no matter how practical.

drlodge

The article also goes on to say there could be a link between cycling and prostate cancer.

But I read that if you ejaculate 5 times a week the your chances of getting prostate cancer are reduced by a third.

So does that mean us cycllists are not "getting it" enough?

The easy answer is - ejaculate 15 times a week and not get prostate cancer at all :shock:

arran77

drlodge wrote:

The easy answer is - ejaculate 15 times a week and not get prostate cancer at all :shock:

Before I take your advice could I just check that the title in your user name has some sort of recognised qualification to support it

veronese68

I don't care how qualified he is, as far as the EPO is aware I must get it at least 15 times a week until my dick falls off.

arran77

Veronese68 wrote:

I don't care how qualified he is, as far as the EPO is aware I must get it at least 15 times a week until my dick falls off.

:shock:

15 times a week is very ambitious so I was obviously thinking about it from a whacking off perspective

veronese68

arran77 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I don't care how qualified he is, as far as the EPO is aware I must get it at least 15 times a week until my dick falls off.

:shock:

15 times a week is very ambitious so I was obviously thinking about it from a whacking off perspective

Well you start by asking for 15 and hopefully meet somewhere in the middle.

arran77

Veronese68 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I don't care how qualified he is, as far as the EPO is aware I must get it at least 15 times a week until my dick falls off.

:shock:

15 times a week is very ambitious so I was obviously thinking about it from a whacking off perspective

Well you start by asking for 15 and hopefully meet somewhere in the middle.

Somewhere in the middle like 0

drlodge

Somewhere in the middle of two lovely ladies ;-)

seanoconn

Saddle with a cut out, job done

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

Saddle with a cut out, job done

I thought you were going to cum on here telling us how easy it is to ejaculate 15 times a week, cum, get it

veronese68

seanoconn wrote:

Saddle with a cut out, job done

Says the only one of us that may be getting enough.
Even if she is inflatable

arran77

Veronese68 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Saddle with a cut out, job done

Says the only one of us that may be getting enough.
Even if she is inflatable

Maybe his saddle with a cut out is the action he gets, his idea of going out for a ride might be quite different to yours or mine

rickeverett

Worryingly I was told cycling buggers up circulation and causes nerve damage on your gooch. It puts pressure on the prostrate which could be why. The new flow saddles are supposes to help, but they are finding strong links between cycling and ED.

Risk of being diagnosed means getting it, not increase in going to be diagnosed.

crumbschief

Time for some hard thinking.

ballysmate

You're all going to die!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nUwZmg4W6c

ballysmate

If you have prostate trouble, always check out the doctor's hands. Thinner fingers the better!!

ballysmate

Ballysmate wrote:

If you have prostate trouble, always check out the doctor's hands. Thinner fingers the better!!

Mind you, some folk are into that and would prefer fingers like sausages. :shock:

veronese68

My boss is known as Sausage Fingers, thankfully he's not a doctor.

capt_slog

reminds me of a joke.

A chap goes the the doctors, and the Dr gives him some suppositories, explaining that they have to be "pushed well in" for them to work :shock: . The man is a bit unsure as he's never used anything like that before, but Dr says "Don't worry, I'll put the first one in for you, bend over" and as he leaves, "You'll have to repeat the dose tonight."

When the man gets home that evening he tells his wife what happened and asks her to administer the next one, "pushed well in". All is going well, and he's thinking this is ok but then lets out a sudden scream.

"I'm sorry dear" says wife "Did I hurt you?"

"No" says the man " but I've just realised, when the Dr did that, he had both hands on my shoulders!"

ballysmate

Any cyclists here had the snip?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... finds.html

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Saddle with a cut out, job done

I thought you were going to cum on here telling us how easy it is to ejaculate 15 times a week, cum, get it

Ok, I don't like to rub your noses in it but yes, although I had a scare last night when she said she was tired but the emotional blackmail worked a treat

My uncle, grandad and great uncle all had prostate cancer, my dad had some kind of prostrate op too. So I'm not at risk at all, great!

thegreatdivide

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2014/07July/Page ... ility.aspx

Load of old tosh then.

I do however often worry about the damage I'm doing to myself due to 'repetitive trauma'...matron! :-D

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Saddle with a cut out, job done

I thought you were going to cum on here telling us how easy it is to ejaculate 15 times a week, cum, get it

Ok, I don't like to rub your noses in it but yes, although I had a scare last night when she said she was tired but the emotional blackmail worked a treat

My uncle, grandad and great uncle all had prostate cancer, my dad had some kind of prostrate op too. So I'm not at risk at all, great!

Please don't rub my nose in your cum you filthy animal :shock:

ballysmate

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Saddle with a cut out, job done

I thought you were going to cum on here telling us how easy it is to ejaculate 15 times a week, cum, get it

Ok, I don't like to rub your noses in it but yes, although I had a scare last night when she said she was tired but the emotional blackmail worked a treat

My uncle, grandad and great uncle all had prostate cancer, my dad had some kind of prostrate op too. So I'm not at risk at all, great!

I think an appointment with a finger and a rubber glove is on the cards.

arran77

Ballysmate wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Saddle with a cut out, job done

I thought you were going to cum on here telling us how easy it is to ejaculate 15 times a week, cum, get it

Ok, I don't like to rub your noses in it but yes, although I had a scare last night when she said she was tired but the emotional blackmail worked a treat

My uncle, grandad and great uncle all had prostate cancer, my dad had some kind of prostrate op too. So I'm not at risk at all, great!

I think an appointment with a finger and a rubber glove is on the cards.

Typical night in now for Sean isn't it :P

ballysmate

Ah, the old prostate massage. :shock: