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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    his aris because the milf had a
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    tendency to spread toothpaste on his todger
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    and ram it right up into Sean's
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    worst nightmares. The first man on Mars
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Bars slimmer of the year rostrum was
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Cyril Smith but he was quietly doing
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    little boys and girls whenever he could
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    but Rolf was always the 'head' honcho
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    "Can you see what it is yet?"
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    he asked the 12 year old as
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    he covered him in... bright green paint
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    of the day-glow variety which helped him
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    play hide the salami in the dark
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    half formed vagina on Embarrassing Bodies which
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    failed to make the Big Girls thread
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    because Arran and Stevo prefer their women
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    described by tediously relentless single entrendres. Apocalyptic
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    downhilling events resulting in shrinking testicles because
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    we don't need to belittle others knackers
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    because the springy bits on crudder scaffolding
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    protect our massive knackers from the gnarly
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    pixies who put sticks in your spokes
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    when they're not pushing Lycra clad roadies
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    off their bikes. Cavendish, Froome and Contador
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    can defend themselves against pixie attacks by
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    falling off as they have no skill
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    when Pixies are bribed by crudders to
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    perform without Kim Deal, while Vincenzo Nibali
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    dances uphills and on the feeble crudcatchers
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    - someone should tell them that road bikes

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