Tuesday's Sore Harris Thread

arran77

Still plenty of bum wee action going on here, if I haven't eaten anything in days what the feck is it coming out of my harris

My daughter was supposed to have a school trip to wittenham clumps today but she seems to be ill as well so I'm off with her while my wife is out at various appointments.

smokey_bacon

Appropriate that Harris's of all kinds are s@*tting themselves at the moment. No?

Flâneur

Your doesn't have any appointments she just likes her "me" time. Good to see your are doing well though mate.

Enjoyed the tennis last night, was late getting home but the second half of the footy was ok. Today I've got to leave the smog to do some interview prep with an old boss only to come back tomorrow, grrr, but all for a worthwhile cause

Anonymous

Pinch, punch, 1st of the month

veronese68

Morning all,
Lovely sunny day, but I had to drive in to get the car serviced. Going to meet the Mrs for lunch by the river in Twickenham, nice to get out of lovely Hanworth for a bit. Then also out for dinner with her tonight. She's not getting any bloody "me" time today. She'll be glad it's only our anniversary once a year at this rate.
Onwards and upwards to more tea...

arran77

Veronese68 wrote:

Morning all,
Lovely sunny day, but I had to drive in to get the car serviced. Going to meet the Mrs for lunch by the river in Twickenham, nice to get out of lovely Hanworth for a bit. Then also out for dinner with her tonight. She's not getting any bloody "me" time today. She'll be glad it's only our anniversary once a year at this rate.
Onwards and upwards to more tea...

Lunch and dinner, you Casanova Congrats to you both

veronese68

arran77 wrote:

Lunch and dinner, you Casanova Congrats to you both

I know, I'm such a smoothie. She'll be sick of the sight of me by the time the day's out. Thank you.
Hope you and the daughter feel better by Thursday.

arran77

Veronese68 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Lunch and dinner, you Casanova Congrats to you both

I know, I'm such a smoothie. She'll be sick of the sight of me by the time the day's out. Thank you.
Hope you and the daughter feel better by Thursday.

She's perked up already, the wonders of Calpol

team47b

arran77 wrote:

Still plenty of bum wee action going on here, if I haven't eaten anything in days what the feck is it coming out of my harris

It's Aris not Harris you 'ampshire oik :roll:

Aris-totle bottle, bottle and glass, ar5e, you *berk

*berkley hunt

arran77

team47b wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Still plenty of bum wee action going on here, if I haven't eaten anything in days what the feck is it coming out of my harris

It's Aris not Harris you 'ampshire oik :roll:

Aris-totle bottle, bottle and glass, ar5e, you *berk

*berkley hunt

I didn't have you down as a common oik :P

Stevo_666

Thought you'd got rid of me eh

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

Thought you'd got rid of me eh

No, you're just like my shits at the moment, can't shift the feckers

team47b

arran77 wrote:

team47b wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Still plenty of bum wee action going on here, if I haven't eaten anything in days what the feck is it coming out of my harris

It's Aris not Harris you 'ampshire oik :roll:

Aris-totle bottle, bottle and glass, ar5e, you *berk

*berkley hunt

I didn't have you down as a common oik :P

I speak many languages, one or two of them is right common, gajo chava

crumbschief

I wondered if this was going to be about Rolfs first day in the chokey,alas no,anyway hope your bum heals over soon Arran.

arran77

crumbschief wrote:

I wondered if this was going to be about Rolfs first day in the chokey,alas no,anyway hope your bum heals over soon Arran.

T47 has pointed out the error of my post already, the smart arse (pun intended ). You could well have been correct to think it was about Rolf though as after Friday I suspect that Mr Harris might well have a very sore arris :shock: he'll be such a target as soon as that the prison gates close close behind him

Stevo_666

arran77 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Thought you'd got rid of me eh

No, you're just like my shits at the moment, can't shift the feckers

Thought the problem was that you were shifting them rather too well :P

orraloon

arran77 wrote:

a school trip to wittenham clumps today

Ah hah, used to live in Wittenham, the Clumps aka the south oxfordshire Alps, are lovely, with the area round it open access courtesy of a charitable trust set up by Martin Wood who got his money from Oxford Instruments back in the day.

arran77

orraloon wrote:

arran77 wrote:

a school trip to wittenham clumps today

Ah hah, used to live in Wittenham, the Clumps aka the south oxfordshire Alps, are lovely, with the area round it open access courtesy of a charitable trust set up by Martin Wood who got his money from Oxford Instruments back in the day.

Did look interesting.

Think a trip over there will be had 8)