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slowmart
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“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu
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Slowmart wrote:
Do they provide the porn for you to whack off over?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Surely this is far more appropriate for Commuting Chat?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
The Chinese are ahead of the game! http://www.iflscience.com/technology/au ... e-hospital0
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Mikey went to the sperm bank to donate some quality cyclists sperm and after a lot of grunting, huffing and puffing gave up 'cos he couldn't get the lid off the jar.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I've had the snip but am still willing to give it a go. 0
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Ballysmate wrote:I've had the snip but am still willing to give it a go.
I think you'll have to go to a different w*nk bank each time other wise they'll figure out your just there for the 'literature' "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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A friend of mine was banned for two timing the sperm bank. He used to donate when he was a student, but was also getting busy with his girlfriend on a regular basis so they kicked him out.0
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Veronese68 wrote:A friend of mine was banned for two timing the sperm bank. He used to donate when he was a student, but was also getting busy with his girlfriend on a regular basis so they kicked him out.
So are you only allowed to 'deposit' if it's your only source of relief?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Apparently so, he was spreading it about too much so it reduced the quality of his donation. I've heard of being dumped by a girl for two timing, but being dumped by a test tube seems harsh.arran77 wrote:So are you only allowed to 'deposit' if it's your only source of relief?0 -
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pinarello001 wrote:
They must have scraped the bottom of the test tube to make him."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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How exactly do they check on that? :PVeronese68 wrote:
Apparently so, he was spreading it about too much so it reduced the quality of his donation.arran77 wrote:So are you only allowed to 'deposit' if it's your only source of relief?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
Apparently so, he was spreading it about too much so it reduced the quality of his donation. I've heard of being dumped by a girl for two timing, but being dumped by a test tube seems harsh.arran77 wrote:So are you only allowed to 'deposit' if it's your only source of relief?
On the flip side, A girl I knew at uni got told by a guy she picked up that he couldn't finish her off because he had an appointment with a cup to make in the morning. Honestly, I think once he saw her goods he lost his bottle!0 -
Poor girl, I've heard girls being referred to as being "better than a w@nk" but being told she's worse is a bit harsh.
Stevo I think he couldn't produce enough of the little wriggly fellows to cope with the demand. Although I don't know how they count them.0 -
Sounds like a rather unpleasant job creation scheme...Veronese68 wrote:Poor girl, I've heard girls being referred to as being "better than a w@nk" but being told she's worse is a bit harsh.
Stevo I think he couldn't produce enough of the little wriggly fellows to cope with the demand. Although I don't know how they count them."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Sounds like a rather unpleasant job creation scheme...Veronese68 wrote:Poor girl, I've heard girls being referred to as being "better than a w@nk" but being told she's worse is a bit harsh.
Stevo I think he couldn't produce enough of the little wriggly fellows to cope with the demand. Although I don't know how they count them.
I count things for a living but I certainly wouldn't be volunteering for that job "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Be careful! W@nked himself to death.
I'm lucky to be alive.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -week.html0 -
Ballysmate wrote:Be careful! W@nked himself to death.
I'm lucky to be alive.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -week.html
This could be your last night
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Ballysmate wrote:Be careful! W@nked himself to death.
I'm lucky to be alive.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -week.html
Only four whacking off sessions in a week, amateur "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Ballysmate wrote:Be careful! W@nked himself to death.
I'm lucky to be alive.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -week.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0
