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slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
edited September 2014 in The bottom bracket
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

Desmond Tutu

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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Slowmart wrote:

    Do they provide the porn for you to whack off over?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,810
    Surely this is far more appropriate for Commuting Chat? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Surely this is far more appropriate for Commuting Chat? :wink:

    What ever are you suggesting :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,752
    Mikey went to the sperm bank to donate some quality cyclists sperm and after a lot of grunting, huffing and puffing gave up 'cos he couldn't get the lid off the jar.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,628
    I've had the snip but am still willing to give it a go. :wink:
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I've had the snip but am still willing to give it a go. :wink:

    I think you'll have to go to a different w*nk bank each time other wise they'll figure out your just there for the 'literature' :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,670 Lives Here
    A friend of mine was banned for two timing the sperm bank. He used to donate when he was a student, but was also getting busy with his girlfriend on a regular basis so they kicked him out.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Veronese68 wrote:
    A friend of mine was banned for two timing the sperm bank. He used to donate when he was a student, but was also getting busy with his girlfriend on a regular basis so they kicked him out.

    So are you only allowed to 'deposit' if it's your only source of relief?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,670 Lives Here
    arran77 wrote:
    So are you only allowed to 'deposit' if it's your only source of relief?
    Apparently so, he was spreading it about too much so it reduced the quality of his donation. I've heard of being dumped by a girl for two timing, but being dumped by a test tube seems harsh.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,752
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260

    They must have scraped the bottom of the test tube to make him.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,810
    Veronese68 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    So are you only allowed to 'deposit' if it's your only source of relief?
    Apparently so, he was spreading it about too much so it reduced the quality of his donation.
    How exactly do they check on that? :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • smokey_baconsmokey_bacon Posts: 1,639
    Veronese68 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    So are you only allowed to 'deposit' if it's your only source of relief?
    Apparently so, he was spreading it about too much so it reduced the quality of his donation. I've heard of being dumped by a girl for two timing, but being dumped by a test tube seems harsh.

    On the flip side, A girl I knew at uni got told by a guy she picked up that he couldn't finish her off because he had an appointment with a cup to make in the morning. Honestly, I think once he saw her goods he lost his bottle!
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,670 Lives Here
    Poor girl, I've heard girls being referred to as being "better than a [email protected]" but being told she's worse is a bit harsh.
    Stevo I think he couldn't produce enough of the little wriggly fellows to cope with the demand. Although I don't know how they count them.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,810
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Poor girl, I've heard girls being referred to as being "better than a [email protected]" but being told she's worse is a bit harsh.
    Stevo I think he couldn't produce enough of the little wriggly fellows to cope with the demand. Although I don't know how they count them.
    Sounds like a rather unpleasant job creation scheme...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Poor girl, I've heard girls being referred to as being "better than a [email protected]" but being told she's worse is a bit harsh.
    Stevo I think he couldn't produce enough of the little wriggly fellows to cope with the demand. Although I don't know how they count them.
    Sounds like a rather unpleasant job creation scheme...

    I count things for a living but I certainly wouldn't be volunteering for that job :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,628
    Be careful! [email protected] himself to death.
    I'm lucky to be alive.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -week.html
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,069
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Be careful! [email protected] himself to death.
    I'm lucky to be alive.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -week.html

    This could be your last night :)
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Be careful! [email protected] himself to death.
    I'm lucky to be alive.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -week.html

    Only four whacking off sessions in a week, amateur :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
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