Tennis

bg13
bg13 Posts: 4,598
edited July 2014 in The Crudcatcher
Right ladies,

The bottom feeder has the tennis on, other than when two fit birds are having a knock about is it a pile of shyte or is it something a bloke should be ok watching?

My evenings viewing awaits your replies!
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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Andy is on. Its great youre wrong. Just watch his class
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    It's a pile of shite anytime, and if you want to watch fit birds knocking about, there are plenty on the internet.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Andy is on. Its great youre wrong. Just watch his ass

    Bit pervy.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Lol is required
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Glastonbury coverage is on bbc3. Sod the tennis!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It's shite, if you want to watch birds called Venus playing with balls and grunting just look at You Porn.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,165
    bg, if you're going to watch tennis on the box you might as well go buy the gerbil now...
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Fortunately the game finished quite quickly so heterosexual telly resumed!
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  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    I'm Scottish and wanted that arse Murray to have got pumped rotten, sadly he let me down and won....bastard
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Andy is on. Its great youre wrong. Just watch his class

    :mrgreen:
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    bg, if you're going to watch tennis on the box you might as well go buy the gerbil now...

    I hate the tennis, but i have a pair of gerbils... im half there!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Andy is on. Its great youre wrong. Just watch his class

    Andy just got an ass whooping deluxe so hopefully all this tennis b*llocks will stop now :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • contented
    contented Posts: 83
    arran77 wrote:
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Andy is on. Its great youre wrong. Just watch his class

    Andy just got an ass whooping deluxe so hopefully all this tennis b*llocks will stop now :lol:

    I'm with you there brother. If Scotland get their independence, I guess he'll be a dirty foreigner next year instead of a national sporting hero and all this rubbish will stop. If that happens and there's no new plucky underachiever ready to wet the gussets of a million desperate old hags, maybe tennis will be scrapped altogether and replaced by something interesting.
    Having been fortunate enough to watch a game of women's beach volleyball, might I suggest that's where we look next.
    They wouldn't even need to do much, a few tonnes of sand, raise the nets a bit and you're away.
    Why is this not already happening?
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Contented wrote:
    I'm with you there brother. If Scotland get their independence, I guess he'll be a dirty foreigner next year instead of a national sporting hero and all this rubbish will stop.

    ...and then England will have absolutely no sporting heros!
  • Angus Young
    Angus Young Posts: 3,063
    Miserable bastards!
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  • contented
    contented Posts: 83
    Andy wrote:
    Contented wrote:
    I'm with you there brother. If Scotland get their independence, I guess he'll be a dirty foreigner next year instead of a national sporting hero and all this rubbish will stop.

    ...and then England will have absolutely no sporting heros!

    Billiards, stinging nettle eating, there are literally at least two things we're good at. Then there's that sailor bloke and a lady with abs who did Olympic things. She was English I think. And another lady that rides a bike. And a swimmer with a big nose, that's just from ten or fifteen minutes of thinking - give me an hour and I could probably think of another!
    I'm swelling with national pride just thinking about it!
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Andy wrote:
    Contented wrote:
    I'm with you there brother. If Scotland get their independence, I guess he'll be a dirty foreigner next year instead of a national sporting hero and all this rubbish will stop.

    ...and then England will have absolutely no sporting heros!

    well, you have these guys to start with:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-28085842

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