I have noticed something about John Simpson

RideOnTime
RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
edited June 2014 in The cake stop
Everywhere he goes there's some sort of bother...
Coincidence I'm beginning to think not.

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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    May be he's
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laB8N7Ja6DE
  • solosuperia
    solosuperia Posts: 333
    Perhaps John Simpson is like the character "War" in "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman. I think she was modeled on Kate Adie.
    Anyhow wherever she appears war breaks out because the locals believe one is happening and join in inadvertanly starting one in some cases!
    If you like that sort of thing..... A thoroughly good read.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    The other night he was walking through the remains of bodies 'saying oh there's blood everywhere' in a cream linen suit. :shock: this was after the night before when he was running for cover from a snipper attack with his hands aloft.

    I don't think I would invite him to a house party - would end in a riot or with a car bomb.
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Imagine how he feels, knowing that trouble follows him, must be stressful
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    He's the VTech of the BBC. :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    sa0u823e wrote:
    Imagine how he feels, knowing that trouble follows him, must be stressful

    I reckon the government should take out a hit on him and save everyone from any more conflicts :wink:
    johnfinch wrote:
    He's the VTech of the BBC. :lol:

    Apart from the fact that John Simpson is sometimes correct :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I'm glad he's not in Rio.

    Could you imagine the carnage. Bombs going off. Terrorists everywhere. Fires. Pestilence. Locust attacks.

    I worry about when he goes to Croydon.
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Orla Guerin always hovers around awful events like a perennial Angel of Death!!!

    orla-guerin-Image-005.jpg
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    johnfinch wrote:
    He's the VTech of the BBC. :lol:


    Bloody hell! No wonder my licence fee is so high, if I am paying him that sort of money. :lol:
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    crispybug2 wrote:
    Orla Guerin always hovers around awful events like a perennial Angel of Death!!!

    orla-guerin-Image-005.jpg

    She would be no fun at Christmas.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I was going to mention her... Quite fancy her in a way but she does need to lighten up.

    If you were out on a date you would have to wear fully body armour
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    crispybug2 wrote:
    Orla Guerin always hovers around awful events like a perennial Angel of Death!!!

    orla-guerin-Image-005.jpg

    Kate Adie and John Simpsons illegitimate love chield???
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Mikey23 wrote:
    I was going to mention her... Quite fancy her :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: in a way but she does need to lighten up.

    If you were out on a date you would have to wear fully body armour
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Well i dont get out much and i have to take what i can get... Anyways, with a couple of pints inside her shes a goer...
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Well i dont get out much and i have to take what i can get... Anyways, with a couple of pints inside her shes a goer...

    Pints of what...
    You do need to get more.

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