Beware - Fabregas is back!

secretsam

A warning to all of London's cyclists was this evening issued by, er, me.

Cesc Fabregas, Spanish road hog and generally lousy, arrogant driver, is coming to play for Chelski.

The roads of London will be even more risky from now...

Source: I had an altercation with him when riding in London a few years ago, whilst he still played for Chelsea. He is a grade 1 nob-head of the worst kind (but a damn good player, which is annoying)

EKE_38BPM

SecretSam wrote:

A warning to all of London's cyclists was this evening issued by, er, me.

Cesc Fabregas, Spanish road hog and generally lousy, arrogant driver, is coming to play for Chelski.

The roads of London will be even more risky from now...

Source: I had an altercation with him when riding in London a few years ago, whilst he still played for Chelsea. He is a grade 1 nob-head of the worst kind (but a damn good player, which is annoying)

I don't remember him playing for Chelsea.

The Rookie

Nope, checked, never has.....

warreng

He'll be moving over to Cobham then with the rest of the Chelsea players.

I nearly ran over John Terry once in Oxshott. He was disappointingly charming and understanding of my mistake

vermin

Danny Murphy killed my dog.

warreng

vermin wrote:

Danny Murphy killed my dog.

With his bare hands??!!

dhope

WarrenG wrote:

He'll be moving over to Cobham then with the rest of the Chelsea players.

I nearly ran over John Terry once in Oxshott. He was disappointingly charming and understanding of my mistake

"mistake"

asprilla

dhope wrote:

WarrenG wrote:

He'll be moving over to Cobham then with the rest of the Chelsea players.

I nearly ran over John Terry once in Oxshott. He was disappointingly charming and understanding of my mistake

"mistake"

Indeed. He treats the disabled parking space on Esher high street as his personal property because he can afford the fines.

warreng

Asprilla wrote:

dhope wrote:

WarrenG wrote:

He'll be moving over to Cobham then with the rest of the Chelsea players.

I nearly ran over John Terry once in Oxshott. He was disappointingly charming and understanding of my mistake

"mistake"

Indeed. He treats the disabled parking space on Esher high street as his personal property because he can afford the fines.

Hence my surprise at his good humour and politeness. I was expecting to be volleyed all over Heath Road

Kieran_Burns

Did anyone read that as Fabergé is back?

I was going to reply: does he have egg all over his face?

hedleymiller

SecretSam wrote:

whilst he still played for Arsenal.

secretsam

hedleymiller wrote:

SecretSam wrote:

whilst he still played for Arsenal.

Yeah. Spot the ddeliberate mistake. Blame the trauma of recalling Fabregas growling all over my back wheel.