sunny sunday psychopaths sleep soundly

sungod
sungod Posts: 17,341
edited June 2014 in The bottom bracket
the sun shines and so does my bike, it is time to ride and have many coffee stops
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The sun does indeed shine.

    Off to Sunday School with the littlies in a bit and then some family time.

    Might try and fit a ride in later but will probably be the BFe 8)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Dinner at a friend's, after a number of beers they suggest trying some of the various spirits they have brought back from holiday over the last couple of years. Mild hangovers both the wife and I.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • fat_cat
    fat_cat Posts: 566
    Lovely 2 hour ride this morning. Now time for coffee and the Sunday Paper. This afternoon Golf. All very civilised.
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Got home just past 4am, it was light and the birds were singing :| Didn't drink too much though so not hungover so getting the bike out now to go back and collect my car before a very lazy afternoon in the sun ensues.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    I can smell bacon cooking downstairs so that means it's time for my full English lunch :) Later will be Dad's taxi work and a spot more suspension fiddling on The Panzer.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I can smell bacon cooking downstairs so that means it's time for my full English lunch :) Later will be Dad's taxi work and a spot more suspension fiddling on The Panzer.

    science: http://www.compoundchem.com/2014/04/16/ ... -of-bacon/
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,313
    Meh, meh, meh.

    Weather's Ok. I would be out on the scaffolding except I have a kidney infection. Sweats, cold, shiver, sweats, cold, shiver. Bagged up on fluid and feeling like I had an all night fight with a gorilla - think the gorilla won. Changed my bedclothes 3 times in the night. I might try solids today.
    How i'm going to drag my carcass up at 6.30am tomorrow, I do not know.
    A solid winter and some good roller sessions getting eroded away. Might have to invest in some crudder granny gears to get back into the groove.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Might have to invest in some crudder granny gears to get back into the groove.
    Drop me a line when you're ready to splash the cash. Your Diva 24 awaits.... :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Sunny today :D

    Took the isetta to the monthly car meeting, thinking of taking the bike instead next month :D

    Get well soon mr P
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    PS: Pinno, hope it's not too serious, we have stashed the pitchforks for the time being.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Stashed the pitchforks. Whatever happened to kicking a man whilst he's down?
    Afternoon all. Tidied the garden a bit this morning. Now at me 'rents place having just had a big lunch now drinking tea and feeling snoozy.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Stashed the pitchforks. Whatever happened to kicking a man whilst he's down?
    Where's the sport in that? I like a bit of a challenge.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Church done, ride done, lunch done, lawns done.. Now starting to rain here and quite chilly so coffee and Giro for me ...
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    ... And rubbish alliteration btw :-)
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    Mikey23 wrote:
    ... And rubbish alliteration btw :-)

    since the place became infested with crudders i've let my standards slip, but by beowulf's bouncing bסllocks, betimes beautiful bounteous benisons better befall br bottom bracketeers, before burrowing badgers bring bitter breakdown by blockhead boobies breaching barriers boundless beyond beelzebub's blueprint, etc.
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Standards have to be set and maintained... Surely that's always been a BB line in the sand. How else will these folks get to know and understand the path that leads to true enlightenment?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Standards have to be set and maintained... Surely that's always been a BB line in the sand. How else will these folks get to know and understand the path that leads to true enlightenment?

    Is it a dirt path? :)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,313
    Cretinous cruddite claptrap corrupts creative conscientious certified cyclists.

    Sungod's serene soapbox shattered by sick sycophantic stumpjumpers.

    Terrific tales of transportation for tired turtles titillates Team47b.

    Belligerent bi-sexual b*stard Benito babbles bullshit in Bottom Bracket.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Cretinous cruddite claptrap corrupts creative conscientious certifiable cyclists.
    FTFY.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Ungrateful bleedin' roadies. This thread is starting to sound a bit like that Monty Python sketch 'What have the Romans ever done for us?' :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,313
    Unlike the Romans, the cruddites haven't brought education, literature, civilisation, the aqueduct...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    True, but without crudders you were about as popular as the Popular Front of Judea.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Veronese68 wrote:
    True, but without crudders you were about as popular as the Popular Front of Judea.

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Veronese68 wrote:
    True, but without crudders you were about as popular as the Popular Front of Judea.
    It's the Judean Popular Front, you splitter! :)

    Let's see what's on the list of what we have done:
    Humour
    Banter
    Girls thread
    Daily thread
    Lycra bashing
    Pinno bashing
    Womble baiting
    Leftie bashing
    Appreciation of cool bikes that can go anywhere, not just on tarmac

    The list could go on...and we don't even charge for our services :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    So basically what we're saying here Stevo is that everything that's good about Bottom Bracket was the work of a Crudder :D

    Strange isn't how when any of the out and out roadies wander over to CrudCatcher they just drag the place down with them :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,313
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    True, but without crudders you were about as popular as the Popular Front of Judea.
    It's the Judean Popular Front, you splitter! :)

    Let's see what's on the list of what we have done:
    Humour
    Banter
    Girls thread
    Daily thread
    Lycra bashing
    Pinno bashing
    Womble baiting
    Leftie bashing
    Appreciation of cool bikes that can go anywhere, not just on tarmac

    The list could go on...and we don't even charge for our services :wink:

    The Judean Popular front is over there >>>>>>>

    Humour - You are flattering yourself.
    Banter - Sledging you mean
    Girls thread - We had the girly thread eons before you forest slugs turned up.
    Daily thread - the daily 'Me' thread
    Lycra bashing - Bashing an item of clothing which is ultimately inanimate is as odd as cow pat man
    Pinno bashing - yawn, yer cr4p at that
    Womble baiting - That's too easy
    Leftie bashing - Too stuck in a mindset to consider anything else other than your own stuck mindset
    Appreciation of cool bikes that can go anywhere, not just on tarmac. How on earth can you appreciate agricultural and heavy bits of scaffolding adorned in dustbin lids and ugly tyres?

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    True, but without crudders you were about as popular as the Popular Front of Judea.
    It's the Judean Popular Front, you splitter! :)

    Let's see what's on the list of what we have done:
    Humour
    Banter
    Girls thread
    Daily thread
    Lycra bashing
    Pinno bashing
    Womble baiting
    Leftie bashing
    Appreciation of cool bikes that can go anywhere, not just on tarmac

    The list could go on...and we don't even charge for our services :wink:

    The Judean Popular front is over there >>>>>>>

    Humour - You are flattering yourself.
    Banter - Sledging you mean
    Girls thread - We had the girly thread eons before you forest slugs turned up.
    Daily thread - the daily 'Me' thread
    Lycra bashing - Bashing an item of clothing which is ultimately inanimate is as odd as cow pat man
    Pinno bashing - yawn, yer cr4p at that
    Womble baiting - That's too easy
    Leftie bashing - Too stuck in a mindset to consider anything else other than your own stuck mindset
    Appreciation of cool bikes that can go anywhere, not just on tarmac. How on earth can you appreciate agricultural and heavy bits of scaffolding adorned in dustbin lids and ugly tyres?

    14331663415_c9742e2597_q.jpg
    Looks like I hit a raw nerve there :mrgreen:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Meanwhile, John 'Pinno' Cleese holds an emergency meeting of the roadies :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,313
    ...and here's Stevo, dressed in white, talking bollox
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    ...and here's you in tartan :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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