World's worst ever men's shoes revealed

Vesterberg
Vesterberg Posts: 330
edited May 2014 in The cake stop
If you own a pair of the following beasts, we can't be friends. Sorry.

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  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    My wife would vote for these...


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    She absolutely refuses to be seen in public with me when I wear my pair!!
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
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  • Vesterberg
    Vesterberg Posts: 330
    crispybug2 wrote:
    My wife would vote for these...


    Jam_Shoes_Ikon_footwear-600x600.jpg



    She absolutely refuses to be seen in public with me when I wear my pair!!

    how......dare......you

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  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Not me mate....



    I love them



    It's my wife that doesn't like them!!!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I hope the Mods don't step in on this one.
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    I hope the Mods don't step in on this one.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4znu82XhE
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Vesterberg wrote:
    If you own a pair of the following beasts, we can't be friends. Sorry.

    colorado-boot_23BE9E2A_large.jpg

    I don't own a pair but how about we're still not friends anyway.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I hope the Mods don't step in on this one.

    Oh you beauty !
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Vesterberg
    Vesterberg Posts: 330
    arran77 wrote:
    Vesterberg wrote:
    If you own a pair of the following beasts, we can't be friends. Sorry.

    colorado-boot_23BE9E2A_large.jpg

    I don't own a pair but how about we're still not friends anyway.

    sure - you're a bell end
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    That was toetally unnecessary.
  • crescent
    crescent Posts: 1,201
    I hope this doesn't become a long running spat :)
    Bianchi ImpulsoBMC Teammachine SLR02 01Trek Domane AL3“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. “ ~H.G. Wells Edit - "Unless it's a BMX"
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    I think he knew when he started the thread that it wouldn't be long before someone put the boot in.
  • metronome
    metronome Posts: 670
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    tick - tick - tick
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    crispybug2 wrote:
    My wife would vote for these...


    Jam_Shoes_Ikon_footwear-600x600.jpg



    She absolutely refuses to be seen in public with me when I wear my pair!!


    How dare she! They look like my best cycling shoes!

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    Faster than a tent.......
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,754
    Vesterberg wrote:
    If you own a pair of the following beasts, we can't be friends. Sorry.

    colorado-boot_23BE9E2A_large.jpg
    I've got the same, only they're made by DeWALT. Can we still be friends? :D

    Please don't swear at me :(
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've got the same, only they're made by DeWALT. Can we still be friends? :D

    Please don't swear at me :(

    Careful, he might call you a bell end :shock:

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    metronome wrote:

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    He'll get runover by a train and it'll serve him right...

    Edit to clarify People who wear those get hit by trains.
  • crescent
    crescent Posts: 1,201
    Is that Chuck Norris holding the Crocs? Obviously made from real crocodiles if he's wearing them.

    My wife advises me on shoes, however 'eyelet' her chose her own :oops:
    Bianchi ImpulsoBMC Teammachine SLR02 01Trek Domane AL3“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. “ ~H.G. Wells Edit - "Unless it's a BMX"
  • crescent
    crescent Posts: 1,201
    RDW wrote:
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    These things scare the bejeezus out of me for some reason.
    Bianchi ImpulsoBMC Teammachine SLR02 01Trek Domane AL3“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. “ ~H.G. Wells Edit - "Unless it's a BMX"
  • metronome
    metronome Posts: 670
    It's because they look like Gorillas feet.
    tick - tick - tick
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
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    I am not a violent person but a girl was wearing these in the gym (pink ones) the other day and I beat her to the ground. :shock:

    I know we're talking men's shoes but whatever...
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
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    What in gods name is this about...
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    I raise you heelys

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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,723
    I saw a guy in LA using those down an open street right in the heart of Beverly Hills. I thought at that moment that no one in the world could look more cool and resolved to get some when I got back to London...

    Then I got back to London...
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • You can tell most here are quite young. Those of us that were teenagers in the seventies know that there will never again be an equal to the travesty of footwear known as platform shoes.
  • Philly8mt
    Philly8mt Posts: 552
    Surely no real man would wear Crocs or Uggs?
    Just plain wrong .....
    Still thinking of something clever to say!
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Shit ty Shoeed Bast ard.

    That changed my words... 8) 8) 8) 8)
  • vinnymarsden
    vinnymarsden Posts: 560
    You know the holes in Crocs??

    Thats where your dignity and self esteem leak out!!!!!