Stupidest name for a bicycle

buffoon
buffoon Posts: 49
edited June 2014 in The Crudcatcher
I want to know the silliest/craziest/coolest name for a bicycle. Here are two of my favorites to get you started:

Kona HEI HEI
Kona HEI HEI HEI.
(i prefer the 2nd one)

Comments

  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Is it stupid? You've just advertised two of their bikes :wink:
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Is it stupid? You've just advertised two of their bikes :wink:

    well, he is a buffoon
  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    Kona have had some properly odd names before, what was their SS (I think) that had a name that took up half the top tube?

    Generally all Haiwaiian words I believe.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    what about operator, stinky, coiler, process, shred...
  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    what about operator, stinky, coiler, process, shred...

    Yeah I was meaning the ones which sound made up.

    Nunu, Muni Mula, Hei Hei, etc.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Ohhh
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    what about cove?

    stiffee, handjob, STD, G-Spot, Hooker, Hustler, Foreplay
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Kona Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    supersonic wrote:
    Kona Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

    That was the one! Hawaiian for "reef trigger fish".
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Maybe they'll bring it back for Lawman because it will fit on his new spangly long top tube.
  • bartimaeus
    bartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    Do they make a "Wikiwiki"? That would be a sensible name for a bike.
    Vitus Sentier VR+ (2018) GT Grade AL 105 (2016)
    Giant Anthem X4 (2010) GT Avalanche 1.0 (2010)
    Kingley Vale and QECP Trail Collective - QECP Trail Building
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    supersonic wrote:
    Maybe they'll bring it back for Lawman because it will fit on his new spangly long top tube.

    :lol:
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    Bird? (Sorry Ben).

    Like their visuals, I think spesh really have their names dialled.
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • buffoon
    buffoon Posts: 49
    welshkev wrote:
    what about cove?

    stiffee, handjob, STD, G-Spot, Hooker, Hustler, Foreplay

    wow. I thought you were yanking my monkey, but these names are real!!! downright filthy and silly.You win!!

    (when i say you win, you dont get a material prize, just my respect, which is worth far more)

    p.s. I think Voodoo Hoodoo is a great name.
  • buffoon
    buffoon Posts: 49
    supersonic wrote:
    Kona Humuhumunukunukuapua'a


    ditto - hard to believe, but real. here is one in somebody's kitchen:

    http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic ... unukuapuaa
  • plasma_man
    plasma_man Posts: 129
    Plenty bikes here called " Heavy" . Sure the Swiss have no idea what it means, neighbour has one.
    - 2013 Cube LTD, SL 29, grey / black.
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Rose Beefcake
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Voodoo Wanga

    What were they thinkin'?
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    Obviously they thought they'd try and steel some of Cove's thunder.....actually it's a name of a Kenyan Tribe, Christ Froome came from Kenya of course...though I have no idea if that means anything in this context or not!
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,495
    I tend to think Giant is a silly name when on a small bike. My neighbour has a Handjob.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Raleigh Diva, now there's a silly name hey Stevo :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • big_p
    big_p Posts: 565
    njee20 wrote:
    what about operator, stinky, coiler, process, shred...

    Yeah I was meaning the ones which sound made up.

    Nunu, Muni Mula, Hei Hei, etc.

    Muni Mula is aluminum backwards (american spelling) it was the first aluminum mountain bike they made.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    big p wrote:
    njee20 wrote:
    what about operator, stinky, coiler, process, shred...

    Yeah I was meaning the ones which sound made up.

    Nunu, Muni Mula, Hei Hei, etc.

    Muni Mula is aluminum backwards (american spelling) it was the first aluminum mountain bike they made.
    Do you reckon they pronounce that in a dodgy way as well?