The Saturday campingwith kids thread

ste_t

Morning sickos,

Hope you lot haven't been upto no good with the littleuns (and I don't mean bg13's obvious.)

Working 10-10 today and should be a busy one. Suddenly, staying out on the beer til 3am doesn't seem the brightest idea.

Don't do anything naughty, but if you do, make sure you hide the evidence in TKM's garden whilst he's away

tlw1

Back from camping with kids and celebrated being dry for a couple of days by drinking too much last night

Today is swimming lessons with the kids and then off to a local music festival (Rock & Bowl) for a top up of ale!

angry_bird

Morning bumders

Been down to get the MOT done on the car, thankfully it passed, some bikes at some point today, actually rather looking forward to dressing up in lycra and getting soaked in the rain. Babysitting the little cousin later and watching the kickball.

TTFN

pesky_jones

Meh. Wound started bleeding bucket loads last night, so 5 hours in a & e to get it glued shut. Not gna move for like 2 days now hopefully it nits back together.

veronese68

Morning dingleberries,
Oh, it's the afternoon already. Not much going on. Certainly not camping with kids. If they want to sleep in a field they can do it without me. I'd enjoy the peace and quiet at home without them.
I wonder if Stevo has managed to resist putting the Panzer together using a pair of pliers and a kitchen knife found lying around at his folks' place.
I'm going to check over the boys frankenbike and might take him to Swinley one afternoon next week. Should I do Swinley on the CX bike?
Forgot to say be careful and heal up before you start walking Pesky.

thekickingmule

ste_t wrote:

Don't do anything naughty, but if you do, make sure you hide the evidence in TKM's garden whilst he's away

That's fine with me, still plenty of room left nearer the road side of the garden.

Afternoon Losers!

Well, an imprompu trip to the pub last night meant me getting to bed at around 4am. Today, I'm feeling like death. All plans I had have been ruined.

Awesome.

Laters!

bg13

Afternoon paedos,

Pesky, show us your gash!

just had bacons, chillie halloumi and black pudding in a large pitta with some HP sauce, if thats not the food of the gods then i don't know what is.

Off down the boozer in a bit to watch the footy, mrs 13 is a derby supporter so lets hope they win so she drinks too much and i can slip her a crippler later!

Other than that i shall be scouring the papers to see if any of you lot got caught doing things with kids while camping!!

Pip pip!

pesky_jones

bg13 wrote:

Pesky, show us your gash!

Your wish is my command. Good luck with the cripple slipping later.

bg13

Good gash!

arran77

I prefer GT's mums gash :twisted:

bg13 wrote:

Good gash!

Afternoon mincers.

Family stuff done this morning and new running shoes bought 8)

Fairly lazy old afternoon which suits me just fine

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

I wonder if Stevo has managed to resist putting the Panzer together using a pair of pliers and a kitchen knife found lying around at his folks' place.

I'm resisting the subtle pressure from you and Arran that would land me in hospital next month

Afternoon Clungehounds,

Now lazing around watching the footy and drinking coffee. It's shyte weather up here in the North East wastelands so no reason to do anything remotely active. Wifey and stropchild are down in Kent so it's a good day :P

veronese68

Stevo 666 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I wonder if Stevo has managed to resist putting the Panzer together using a pair of pliers and a kitchen knife found lying around at his folks' place.

I'm resisting the subtle pressure from you and Arran that would land me in hospital next month

You should listen to us, then you could get a real gash. Not like that pathetic excuse for a gash pesky has.

ste_t

That's almost as gaping as GT's mum's.

Yours?

veronese68

ste_t wrote:

That's almost as gaping as GT's mum's.

Yours?

Unfortunately mine. Top corner of a Fiesta door at 15mph, also cracked a rib and broke a finger. The frozen shoulder I've just had fixed was as a result of that accident and it was in September 2012.

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I wonder if Stevo has managed to resist putting the Panzer together using a pair of pliers and a kitchen knife found lying around at his folks' place.

I'm resisting the subtle pressure from you and Arran that would land me in hospital next month

You should listen to us, then you could get a real gash. Not like that pathetic excuse for a gash pesky has.

I can just imagine you putting on your best Crocodile Dundee accent and saying 'That's not a gash - this is a gash....'

'Kin 'ell that's a messy one. I wear elbow pads on the commute now after my recent argument with a van.

pesky_jones

Veronese68 wrote:

You should listen to us, then you could get a real gash. Not like that pathetic excuse for a gash pesky has.

Hey, thats before you got sowed up! Mines definitely worse...not that it's a competition or anything... :twisted:

bg13

I love a bit of gash! I imagine gts mums gash is a lot more battered than those pictures!

pesky_jones

Gt, is your mum's worse or better than ours?