What day is it?
veronese68
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It's my first day in the office this week so I'm a bit confused. I came on here hoping there would be a thread confirming what day of the week it is but can't find anything. Is it Monday?
I'm off to the CC to find out, I'm sure they can tell me.
I'm off to the CC to find out, I'm sure they can tell me.
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It's Wednesday but none of the other feckers started a thread today even when I chastised Matthew h for being here early and not doing it :roll:
We'll take this as the humpday thread then shall we
Today I'm not in work but on daddy daycare duty so I probably won't be on here so much
Anyway onwards with the duties of a domestic god
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Today i am mostly arguing with the Dutch. My colleague is fuming because someone stole all the bananas out of his bunch leaving the skins on his desk.Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.0
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Taking somebody else's property is clearly theft. Stealing food is unforgiveable, should be a hanging offence.0
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Veronese68 wrote:Taking somebody else's property is clearly theft. Stealing food is unforgiveable, should be a hanging offence.
Whilst i would normally agree with you, the culprit is one of the office pranksters, it will doubtless be followed up by a gushing apology and reimbursement.Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.0 -
i almost started a wednesday thread, but went for a ride instead as was so lovely with the sunrise over the volcanoes
today's post ride cake was a bit like pain au chocolat, but with more chocolate and a hint of syrupy glaze, a couple of the local lovelies were sitting outside the cake shop, one of whom's couple of lovelies were almost outside as well, great daysmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
sungod wrote:i almost started a wednesday thread, but went for a ride instead as was so lovely with the sunrise over the volcanoes
today's post ride cake was a bit like pain au chocolat, but with more chocolate and a hint of syrupy glaze, a couple of the local lovelies were sitting outside the cake shop, one of whom's couple of lovelies were almost outside as well, great days
You're getting as bad as T47 constantly mentioning the lovely weather where you are :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Next you'll be telling us you wear sandals and drive a Volvoarran77 wrote:Today I'm not in work but on daddy daycare duty so I probably won't be on here so much
Anyway onwards with the duties of a domestic god
Afternoon Gimps and Gimboids,
The corporate hamster wheel is turning a bit slower today as the directors are off somewhere far away sunny to debate very improtant things apparently. I'll be fettling the Bruiser tonight for its last outing before I sell it to Pinno who will promptly kill himself on it I'm off to Wales on Friday for another round of van-assisted, gravity-fuelled tomfoolery. I may even send a you all postcard Just hope my mates twisted ankle sorts itself in time as I need some back up for when I stack it... "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Today is Italian Army day:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/attach ... pg.163156/
(Can anyone turn that link into a piccie?)Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
arran77 wrote:sungod wrote:i almost started a wednesday thread, but went for a ride instead as was so lovely with the sunrise over the volcanoes
today's post ride cake was a bit like pain au chocolat, but with more chocolate and a hint of syrupy glaze, a couple of the local lovelies were sitting outside the cake shop, one of whom's couple of lovelies were almost outside as well, great days
You're getting as bad as T47 constantly mentioning the lovely weather where you are :P
Weather here is as windy as fcuck, and a shower of wet stuff this morning, it's like the beginning of the end :roll:
Nice and sunny now though it won't last, due to rain again in october
Ok Arran?my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
team47b wrote:arran77 wrote:sungod wrote:i almost started a wednesday thread, but went for a ride instead as was so lovely with the sunrise over the volcanoes
today's post ride cake was a bit like pain au chocolat, but with more chocolate and a hint of syrupy glaze, a couple of the local lovelies were sitting outside the cake shop, one of whom's couple of lovelies were almost outside as well, great days
You're getting as bad as T47 constantly mentioning the lovely weather where you are :P
Weather here is as windy as fcuck, and a shower of wet stuff this morning, it's like the beginning of the end :roll:
Nice and sunny now though it won't last, due to rain again in october
Ok Arran?
Much better thanks
Stevo 666 wrote:
Next you'll be telling us you wear sandals and drive a Volvoarran77 wrote:Today I'm not in work but on daddy daycare duty so I probably won't be on here so much
Anyway onwards with the duties of a domestic god
Afternoon Gimps and Gimboids,
The corporate hamster wheel is turning a bit slower today as the directors are off somewhere far away sunny to debate very improtant things apparently. I'll be fettling the Bruiser tonight for its last outing before I sell it to Pinno who will promptly kill himself on it I'm off to Wales on Friday for another round of van-assisted, gravity-fuelled tomfoolery. I may even send a you all postcard Just hope my mates twisted ankle sorts itself in time as I need some back up for when I stack it...
No sandals or Volvo here :P
BTW when you sell Piña the Bruiser could you fettle with the brakes a little first please "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Like this?Matthewfalle wrote:Today is Italian Army day:
(Can anyone turn that link into a piccie?)0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
Like this?Matthewfalle wrote:Today is Italian Army day:
(Can anyone turn that link into a piccie?)
Disappointing, not as good as the Ukranian army.....
Or this
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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simonhead wrote:Today i am mostly arguing with the Dutch. My colleague is fuming because someone stole all the bananas out of his bunch leaving the skins on his desk.
My favourite banana trick is to take a fine needle and use it to slice the banana inside the skin. Much hilarity when the victim peels his pre-sliced banana 0 -
He wouldn't notice if I took the discs brakes off and jerry rigged some V-brakes instead would he. They'd be fantastic for stopping quickly on a wet muddy downhill track :twisted: Infact, I'll let him have a special discount.arran77 wrote:No sandals or Volvo here :P
BTW when you sell Piña the Bruiser could you fettle with the brakes a little first please"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
He'd prefer it that way. Roadies think disc brakes are evil and will kill you to death.0
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simonhead wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Taking somebody else's property is clearly theft. Stealing food is unforgiveable, should be a hanging offence.
Whilst i would normally agree with you, the culprit is one of the office pranksters, it will doubtless be followed up by a gushing apology and reimbursement.
No no no no noooo! Work based theft - a serious crime....
http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.htmlFaster than a tent.......0 -
Always enjoy reading David Thorne.
A favourite is the Gym Membership, which I can't find on his page but someone has kindly posted elsewhere.
http://www.samesame.com.au/forum/showthread.php?t=88640 -
arran77 wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Like this?Matthewfalle wrote:Today is Italian Army day:
(Can anyone turn that link into a piccie?)
Disappointing, not as good as the Ukranian army.....
Or this
Good call, but I provide a counter attack........................
http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/attach ... eg.163388/Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I'd pay good money to watch these two fight
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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