Cheap bibshorts alternative

mfin

A top tip if you want some really cheap bibshorts... go buy some cheap black 200 denier Tights and attach a pair of Braces, then finish by simply cutting the legs off the Tights just above the knee and sticking a whacking great sanitary towel inside where your anus goes. Hey presto, bib shorts!

(Plus, if you're into the 'pro look' you can additionally cut a couple of Sky logos from some junk mail that falls out of a Sunday Newspaper and staple these logos to the sides).

sandyballs

This thread is useless without photos.

On the other hand.......

RDW

mfin

Sandyballs wrote:

This thread is useless without photos.

Added!

nathancom

added bonus you can enter Eurovision afterwards with a better chance of winning than UK entries normally have.

fatsmoker

Seriously, why would a bloke wear tights?

mfin

Friction?

Philly8mt

That's like sex with ya sister ...

Just plain wrong!

RDW

fatsmoker wrote:

Seriously, why would a bloke wear tights?

I find that nothing else really goes with the skirt, man bag, manscara and guyliner

fatsmoker

I remember the first time I saw a bloke in onesie in a pub - nearly wet myself. Please let me never see a man in skirt propping up the bar.

RDW

fatsmoker wrote:

I remember the first time I saw a bloke in onesie in a pub - nearly wet myself.

Just think of it as a loose skinsuit!

fatsmoker wrote:

Please let me never see a man in skirt propping up the bar.

Have you ever been to Edinburgh?