That B*stard Hadrian...

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,312
edited May 2014 in The bottom bracket
Never built the wall high or big enough to keep the lilly livered limey's out.
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  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    They keep trying to visit as well, and then act like spurned girls.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    If Salmond cons Scotland into voting yes the traffic will be one way. South. :wink:
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Just given me an idea. Hadrians FireWall.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    If only there were some sort of massive wall running all around Scotland the Scottish coast to keep the English out. Higher than a plane cloud fly, not a crack in it, nothing could get in, nothing could get out.

    Then we could fill it with water. :wink:
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    You've seen one wall, you've seen them all.
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Never built the wall high or big enough to keep the lilly livered limey's out.

    Ich bin ein Englander.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Never built the wall high or big enough to keep the lilly livered limey's out.

    Will you actually get a vote seeing as how you're not a bona-fide haggis eater :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Never built the wall high or big enough to keep the lilly livered limey's out.

    Will you actually get a vote seeing as how you're not a bona-fide haggis eater :P
    Not sure that matters. William Walace wasn't a bona-fide haggis eater either, he was Australian.
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  • The Mechanic
    The Mechanic Posts: 1,277
    And Rob Roy MacGregor was Irish
    I have only two things to say to that; Bo***cks
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    johnfinch wrote:
    If only there were some sort of massive wall running all around Scotland the Scottish coast to keep the English out. Higher than a plane cloud fly, not a crack in it, nothing could get in, nothing could get out.

    Then we could fill it with water. :wink:
    Wouldn't it fill itself with water? - it always seems to be tanking down with rain there. Would at least save us the bother :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,851
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    If only there were some sort of massive wall running all around Scotland the Scottish coast to keep the English out. Higher than a plane cloud fly, not a crack in it, nothing could get in, nothing could get out.

    Then we could fill it with water. :wink:
    Wouldn't it fill itself with water? - it always seems to be tanking down with rain there. Would at least save us the bother :)

    Another myth in perpetual motion. With ignorance like this we get to keep the roads and hills and beaches to ourselves. :D
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Never built the wall high or big enough to keep the lilly livered limey's out.

    Will you actually get a vote seeing as how you're not a bona-fide haggis eater :P

    I hear he is regularly seen wearing a tartan skirt to demonstrate his credentials (although I hadn't realised the stilettos and stockings are part of the traditional Scots regalia).
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Navrig2 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    If only there were some sort of massive wall running all around Scotland the Scottish coast to keep the English out. Higher than a plane cloud fly, not a crack in it, nothing could get in, nothing could get out.

    Then we could fill it with water. :wink:
    Wouldn't it fill itself with water? - it always seems to be tanking down with rain there. Would at least save us the bother :)

    Another myth in perpetual motion. With ignorance like this we get to keep the roads and hills and beaches to ourselves. :D
    I'm just going on what Pinno says...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,851
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    If only there were some sort of massive wall running all around Scotland the Scottish coast to keep the English out. Higher than a plane cloud fly, not a crack in it, nothing could get in, nothing could get out.

    Then we could fill it with water. :wink:
    Wouldn't it fill itself with water? - it always seems to be tanking down with rain there. Would at least save us the bother :)

    Another myth in perpetual motion. With ignorance like this we get to keep the roads and hills and beaches to ourselves. :D
    I'm just going on what Pinno says...

    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.
  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Never built the wall high or big enough to keep the lilly livered limeys out.

    I fixed that for you...
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pina used the Jockanese punctuation. :wink:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    johnfinch wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.

    They'll all end up busking on Waterloo Bridge :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    At least if the wall was high enough, it would keep the blasted punctuation police out.
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  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,851
    johnfinch wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.

    And..........
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Navrig2 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.

    And..........

    It's fine by us as well if you keep the bagpipe players :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    arran77 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.

    They'll all end up busking on Waterloo Bridge :wink:
    I thought they were already there. You mean there are more??
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.

    They'll all end up busking on Waterloo Bridge :wink:
    I thought they were already there. You mean there are more??

    Yep and there will be more. Just picture Farage standing outside of No.10 Downing Street, 2nd May 2018:

    "The levels of Scottish immigrants to Our dearly beloved green xenophobic England has exceeded 47 this year, it must stop. Our lives, our jobs and our culture is being eroded...blah sh1t blah..."
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.

    They'll all end up busking on Waterloo Bridge :wink:
    I thought they were already there. You mean there are more??

    Yep and there will be more. Just picture Farage standing outside of No.10 Downing Street, 2nd May 2018:

    "The levels of Scottish immigrants to Our dearly beloved green xenophobic England has exceeded 47 this year, it must stop. Our lives, our jobs and our culture is being eroded...blah sh1t blah..."
    He'll only be saying that if you're one of the 47+.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.

    They'll all end up busking on Waterloo Bridge :wink:
    I thought they were already there. You mean there are more??

    Yep and there will be more. Just picture Farage standing outside of No.10 Downing Street, 2nd May 2018:

    "The levels of Scottish immigrants to Our dearly beloved green xenophobic England has exceeded 47 this year, it must stop. Our lives, our jobs and our culture is being eroded...blah sh1t blah..."
    He'll only be saying that if you're one of the 47+.

    I would be his worst nightmare. I'll tell the fecker, 'you misbehave and i'll move to Engerland'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.

    They'll all end up busking on Waterloo Bridge :wink:
    I thought they were already there. You mean there are more??

    Yep and there will be more. Just picture Farage standing outside of No.10 Downing Street, 2nd May 2018:

    "The levels of Scottish immigrants to Our dearly beloved green xenophobic England has exceeded 47 this year, it must stop. Our lives, our jobs and our culture is being eroded...blah sh1t blah..."
    He'll only be saying that if you're one of the 47+.

    I would be his worst nightmare. I'll tell the fecker, 'you misbehave and i'll move to Engerland'.

    :shock:

    Please no :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    He's doing his job well then. Scotland is a $hit place, don't bother coming here, there is nothing to like, see, do. :wink:

    Dissuade all the tourists and you'll be left with a load of unemployed bagpipe players.

    They'll all end up busking on Waterloo Bridge :wink:
    I thought they were already there. You mean there are more??

    Yep and there will be more. Just picture Farage standing outside of No.10 Downing Street, 2nd May 2018:

    "The levels of Scottish immigrants to Our dearly beloved green xenophobic England has exceeded 47 this year, it must stop. Our lives, our jobs and our culture is being eroded...blah sh1t blah..."
    He'll only be saying that if you're one of the 47+.

    I would be his worst nightmare. I'll tell the fecker, 'you misbehave and i'll move to Engerland'.

    :shock:

    Please no :P
    Don't worry arran, it's an idle threat. Pinarello was extradited to Scotland and his movements are closely monitored after this little incident

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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Oops, I forgot you can't view images at work, oh well :lol:
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Oops, I forgot you can't view images at work, oh well :lol:

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    seanoconn wrote:
    Oops, I forgot you can't view images at work, oh well :lol:

    I can and I did, you got me mixed up with Benito666 me thinks.

    I haven't seen that family video for years.
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