Repatriation

ballysmate

If the Sweaties vote YES in September and deliver England to the promised land of a Tory majority, which Jocks would you repatriate?

Ol' Red Nose Fergie is a given, I suppose. I would also pack off the annoying Lorraine Kelly, although she used to have quite a following and at one time had Milf status.

Stevo_666

If you'd asked the question 2 weeks ago I would have given a special exemption for David Moyes. But now I can't see the point in picking and choosing

finchy

Ballysmate wrote:

If the Sweaties vote YES in September and deliver England to the promised land of a Tory majority,

Not actually true

Ballysmate wrote:

which Jocks would you repatriate?

Wherever he is at the moment, I'd choose dmclite, although that's for his benefit than ours, seeing as he's living in Chatham at the moment.

Stevo_666

Actually Bally we'd better be careful what we wish for. If England does repatriate boat loads of Scots, the Scots may retalitate and chuck all the non-sweaties out of Scotland - imagine who we'd end up with :shock:

Matthewfalle

I understand allegedly that Old Red Nose the non alcoholic Socialist who based his multi millionaire horse owning wine cellar auctioning multi home lifestyle no longer spends more than the allowed number of days per year in the UK due to trying to keep his assets safe from the tax man.

Multi jurisdictional Alex they call him now.

Anyhow, he can still fark orf back north of the border.

Can we make Chris Martin and the rest of Coldplay honorary Sweaties and send them all off as well?

pinno

Keep Coldplay - call it a gift.

Have Micheal Gove, warm beer, Minstrels and Stoke too.

pinno

Yep, England will turn into a backwater, xenophobic fascist two party state run by UKIP.

When Global warming really kicks in, we'll be selling you water and you'll be on your knees.

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Yep, England will turn into a backwater, xenophobic fascist two party state run by UKIP.

When Global warming really kicks in, we'll be selling you water and you'll be on your knees.

Can I have some of whatever you've been smoking?

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Yep, England will turn into a backwater, xenophobic fascist two party state run by UKIP.

When Global warming really kicks in, we'll be selling you water and you'll be on your knees.

Can I have some of whatever you've been smoking?

Nope, it's Scottish blend.

Yellow Peril

Who is going to present the telly news and weather if all the scots have to go home?

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Yep, England will turn into a backwater, xenophobic fascist two party state run by UKIP.

When Global warming really kicks in, we'll be selling you water and you'll be on your knees.

Can I have some of whatever you've been smoking?

They just add something to the water up there to keep the inmates happy, why else would you stay up there otherwise

Stevo_666

Yellow Peril wrote:

Who is going to present the telly news and weather if all the scots have to go home?

We can subcontract it to them and they can do it from a studio in in Scotland. They're going to need all the job creation schemes they can get

VTech

On a serious note, can you imagine the damage to Scotland if this actually happens ?
There is a reason we have governments, people tend to vote on emotion without knowing any facts and that is dangerous. If I were Scottish I would be grateful for having the English part of the team, could you imagine the cutbacks they will suffer otherwise !

arran77

VTech wrote:

On a serious note, can you imagine the damage to Scotland if this actually happens ?
There is a reason we have governments, people tend to vote on emotion without knowing any facts and that is dangerous. If I were Scottish I would be grateful for having the English part of the team, could you imagine the cutbacks they will suffer otherwise !

They're too shite faced on buckie most of the time to notice any change, plus think of the savings to the NHS when we don't have to treat all of the alcohol related illness's.....it's a win win all round I reckon

Pross

Can we ensure Frankie Boyle stays north of the border and is never given a work permit to come south? On the flip side I'm insisting on keeping my graduate this side of the border as if they get sent home I'll have to start doing my own work and spending less time on Bike Radar. David Moyes should be allowed to stay but only if given back his job at United (or if he gets appointed at City, Chelsea or Arsenal instead).

News and weather can be covered by the Welsh. Huw Evans can do the news (with Sophie Rayworth to make it watchable) and the weather can be done by Helen Willetts although I'm all for equal opportunities and quite happy for Louise Lear to share the load.

navrig2

Stevo 666 wrote:

Actually Bally we'd better be careful what we wish for. If England does repatriate boat loads of Scots, the Scots may retalitate and chuck all the non-sweaties out of Scotland - imagine who we'd end up with :shock:

Even better, you might see a queue of Scots at the border heading south. Rats and sinking ships comes to mind.

And that's from someone with Scottish parents and who has spent 48 years out of 51 living in Scotland but born in Geordie land.

anonymousblackfg

I'd keep Boyle, he's pretty good at taking the piss out of his own nation, as for Susan Boyle, they can keep that.

As being married to a sweatie we have considered the move to Edinburgh quite seriously, we spent last Easter house hunting up there. Regarding independence, at first I was quite pro union which I still think I am but now i'm becoming far more happy to see them go it alone and see what happens, positive or negative. I know the yes campaign are banging on about England scaremongering, which I think there is definately an element of but I am confident it will really not go that smoothly for.

Now I see it as if it goes well, in the short term we'll benefit and if it goes badly ther will be a bailout, a pretty hard pill for both parties to swallow but i'm not sure anyone will have the desire for a failed state stuck onto the rest of the UK.

arran77

arthur_scrimshaw

Pross wrote:

Can we ensure Frankie Boyle stays north of the border and is never given a work permit to come south? On the flip side I'm insisting on keeping my graduate this side of the border as if they get sent home I'll have to start doing my own work and spending less time on Bike Radar. David Moyes should be allowed to stay but only if given back his job at United (or if he gets appointed at City, Chelsea or Arsenal instead).

News and weather can be covered by the Welsh. Huw Evans can do the news (with Sophie Rayworth to make it watchable) and the weather can be done by Helen Willetts although I'm all for equal opportunities and quite happy for Louise Lear to share the load.

I can see where you're coming from re Helen, but Louise is a bit weird looking?

Pross

I think it's the leather gloves she used to wear when doing forecasts outside :oops:

Matthewfalle

Can we give the Sweaties Alsager, Nantwich and Crewe as leaving gifts?

Silly Old Hector

It will be necessary for all the scots to make way for the russians, chinese and arabians, who own most of england in any case.

pinno

Silly Old Hector wrote:

It will be necessary for all the scots to make way for the russians, chinese and arabians, who own most of england in any case.

So what you're saying is, England after independance, will be run by UKIP and owned by Olligrachs, Pound shop suppliers and Oil Barons?

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Silly Old Hector wrote:

It will be necessary for all the scots to make way for the russians, chinese and arabians, who own most of england in any case.

So what you're saying is, England after independance, will be run by UKIP and owned by Olligrachs, Pound shop suppliers and Oil Barons?

Better than being run by one-eyed Scottish idiots...