Lucy Worsley

Frank the tank
Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
edited May 2014 in The bottom bracket
If she is not the thinking mans "crumpet" I don't know who is!!!!!!! :D
Tail end Charlie

The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,573
    This thread is useless without pics...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,560
    Frank the tank wrote:
    If she is not the thinking mans "crumpet" I don't know who is!!!!!!! :D

    i've been thinking the same thing for some time
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Surely Alice Roberts deserves that accolade?
  • rc856
    rc856 Posts: 1,144
    Annoying voice. Would have to think of something :D
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,560
    i'd go with alice but i'd be thinking of lucy

    actually i quite like her voice, bit like the girlfriend's
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    This thread is useless without pics...


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    Holy sh1t, I'll leave it to you Frank :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    This thread is useless without pics...


    2h70tub.jpg

    Holy sh1t, I'll leave it to you Frank :wink:
    Not the most flattering of photos. However, it's her voice that does it and she's brighter than I could ever hope to be. I'd like to think I could be her "bit of rough" :wink: :twisted:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    To be honest there weren't any pictures that I thought were flattering :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Frank the tank wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    This thread is useless without pics...


    2h70tub.jpg

    Holy sh1t, I'll leave it to you Frank :wink:
    Not the most flattering of photos. However, it's her voice that does it and she's brighter than I could ever hope to be. I'd like to think I could be her "bit of rough" :wink: :twisted:

    Most blokes want a woman to keep quiet, Frank. But whatever floats yer boat. :lol:
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    I think I have something that could help keep her quite. :wink:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Frank the tank wrote:
    I think I have something that could help keep her quite. :wink:

    Oh don't worry Frank, some say size isn't everything. :wink:
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Hmmm got to admit to seeing her on tv the other evening and having a bit of a personal "would I, wouldn't I" debate.
    Luckily for her, I decided I would. (Despite all her clothes coming from the 50's or some such age :? )
    Unluckily for her, I think she might find me a bit dim.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    She's yours Frank, posh totty like a bit of rough :wink: I'll settle for Alex Jones or Kirsty Young (or even both :shock: ) :D
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Pituophis wrote:
    Unluckily for her, I think she might find me a bit dim.

    Just get her to read a few BB threads first, you'll seem like an absolute genius after she's read all our shite.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    random man wrote:
    She's yours Frank, posh totty like a bit of rough :wink: I'll settle for Alex Jones or Kirsty Young (or even both :shock: ) :D
    Kirsty Young has gone a bit down hill I reckon. But, yes I would. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    What does she do?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Mikey23 wrote:
    What does she do?


    Nothing for me.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Boom boom
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mikey23 wrote:
    What does she do?

    Whatever she likes to me.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,573
    arran77 wrote:
    To be honest there weren't any pictures that I thought were flattering :lol:
    I'm with you there - 6 pint job for me I think :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    To be honest there weren't any pictures that I thought were flattering :lol:
    I'm with you there - 6 pint job for me I think :wink:

    These old timers have no taste at all :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    To be honest there weren't any pictures that I thought were flattering :lol:
    I'm with you there - 6 pint job for me I think :wink:

    These old timers have no taste at all :lol:
    No, you're wrong, us old timers have the wisdom to appreciate the not so obvious when it comes to womanly charms.


    Although a nice rack and a good @rse always help as well. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Frank and I are the same age. But it appears that I am more discerning. I agree completely about the rack and ar5e, but this Worsley bint? I'm mystified ?
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Her recent hair do is a bit meh, but I was recently very hooked on her lecture about George 1. Mrs BBGeek must never know about my sudden enthusiasm for Georgian history, or no TV for me for a while :cry:
    (I do have all her shows on tape in the vain hope I might be a history lecturer one day :P )
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,374
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    To be honest there weren't any pictures that I thought were flattering :lol:
    I'm with you there - 6 pint job for me I think :wink:

    ..and it would be a 12 pint job for her.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,573
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    To be honest there weren't any pictures that I thought were flattering :lol:
    I'm with you there - 6 pint job for me I think :wink:

    ..and it would be a 12 pint job for her.
    If we're talking thinking man's crumpet, it's got got be Rachel Riley. I'll gladly buy her the 12 pints necessary :)

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Stevo you are so shallow... :roll:

    Hijacking a Lucy Worsley thread with a Rachael Riley pic. I would like to see how Rachel would cope with explaining how the stock exchange would cope with the first Jacobite threat to the British throne.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,481
    Either Frank has been a guest of Her Majesty for the last ten years or the only viable alternative is

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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,573
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Stevo you are so shallow... :roll:

    Hijacking a Lucy Worsley thread with a Rachael Riley pic. I would like to see how Rachel would cope with explaining how the stock exchange would cope with the first Jacobite threat to the British throne.
    I had to hijack it with a decent pic, seems like some people have low standards :)

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Hooligan Bill
    Hooligan Bill Posts: 27
    Not a patch on Dr Suzannah Lipscomb

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