Monkey or banana

finchy
finchy Posts: 6,686
edited May 2014 in The bottom bracket
I'll put this one to a referendum. I'm assuming that Benito wants the banana.

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    If you are anything like Salmond and his referendum, you want to be your own monkey, but have England pay for your bananas.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Well if I live in a zoo, then I'm the money-spinner so the zoo can pay for my bananas.

    And if I live in a jungle I don't need to pay for bananas seeing as money is not used in the animal kingdom*.

    *except by humans, of course.
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Vote cast, let the result be legally binding (Does anyone know a good lawyer)
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    vote cast but to quote the apathy thread.......... meh
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    matthew h wrote:
    vote cast but to quote the apathy thread.......... meh
    ^^ beat me to it. Meh. Vote cast though, I've grown attached to that annoying banana :D
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Should be meh, but I'm old and intolerant of change.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've grown attached to that annoying banana :D

    sounds wrong
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    matthew h wrote:
    vote cast but to quote the apathy thread.......... meh

    I'm only doing it in response to Pinarello's wildly successful petition.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've grown attached to that annoying banana :D

    sounds wrong

    It sounds like all this talk of an inflatable nursery mum is all fallacy, Sean's been spanking the monkey all along, and not Finchy's monkey either :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Were these the bananas we're voting for? smiley-sex011.gif :shock:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Were these the bananas we're voting for? smiley-sex011.gif :shock:

    That's it, start the voting again and include the shagging bananas this time please :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I've found a compromise......

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Definitely the banana, without it you're not John finch, just another feckin' monkey :D
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    Definitely the banana, without it you're not John finch, just another feckin' monkey :D

    You said it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Definitely the banana, without it you're not John finch, just another feckin' monkey :D

    You said it :wink:

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Is thread a banana skin? If it is, we are all monkeys.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Come and work for me, I'll happily pay you peanuts.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Come and work for me, I'll happily pay you peanuts.

    And I'll happily throw my faeces at you.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Come and work for me, I'll happily pay you peanuts.

    And I'll happily throw my faeces at you.

    Devolution in action.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    pinarello001 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Come and work for me, I'll happily pay you peanuts.

    And I'll happily throw my faeces at you.

    Devolution in action.
    If that's what we get to do to England in 6 months, Salmond has my vote!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    nathancom wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Come and work for me, I'll happily pay you peanuts.

    And I'll happily throw my faeces at you.

    Devolution in action.
    If that's what we get to do to England in 6 months, Salmond has my vote!

    When you lot have the vote and get your own way all the shite will be left north of the border :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Come and work for me, I'll happily pay you peanuts.

    And I'll happily throw my faeces at you.
    And you wonder why lefties get all the sh1t jobs... :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Oh, sorry, can't find a version of the banana that will fit. Looks like the monkey's staying.

    Sorry Benito, looks like you'll have to find something else to fuel your sordid fantasies once you've finished counting those beans. Try imagining that the next horse you come across will be tethered and won't be able to get away from you.

    :P :P :P :P
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    johnfinch wrote:
    Oh, sorry, can't find a version of the banana that will fit. Looks like the monkey's staying.

    Sorry Benito, looks like you'll have to find something else to fuel your sordid fantasies once you've finished counting those beans. Try imagining that the next horse you come across will be tethered and won't be able to get away from you.

    :P :P :P :P
    No worries finchy, it's probably time to get the GAFOM out here :)

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    After all it was you that had the banana avatar, who knows what's going on in that little liberal brain of yours :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Oh c'mon now Stevo, you've been linked on this forum with bananas, monkeys, sheep and horses in the past week and we know what they all say - no smoke without fire.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Take it easy on him Finchy, he's a bit slow - needs lifts uphill too. The proof as they say, is in the pudding:

    viewtopic.php?f=40088&t=12863491&start=580#p18827389
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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