Just for you, Benito666

finchy

Just to help you put an end to all those confusing banana-related dreams, when you wake up covered in sticky stuff, I've changed my avatar for you.

Please though, seek psychiatric help.

arran77

I fail to see how changing your avatar to a monkey is going to help Benito :P

veronese68

Besides, he's too busy falling down hillsides to give a monkeys.

arran77

That's right, at this very moment he's aping around Wales

Pituophis

Is it Benito or Bonobo? :?

seanoconn

I'm looking forward to Benito's excuses when he comes back...

" I was doing a gravity assisted 75mph when I had a spectacular off. The 3 summersaults loosened my trousers and there was no way I could have avoided the sheep at the bottom of the hill." :roll:

arran77

I hear that he modified all of his cycling gear with a bit of this stuff....

finchy

seanoconn wrote:

" I was doing a gravity assisted 75mph when I had a spectacular off. The 3 summersaults loosened my trousers and there was no way I could have avoided the sheep at the bottom of the hill." :roll:

And it should be pointed out that in this situation, the word "sheep" will almost certainly be in the plural, not the singular.

pinno

Maybe the sheep will offer a soft landing but I don't think a soft landing is what he actually wants.

There is an intrinsic masochism in benito. Commuting, crashing into white vans, supporting Chelski and downhilling - need I say more?

Stevo_666

Unfortunately no sheep related incidents but I nearly crashed in to a wild horse that decided to bolt across the trail as I was trying for max velocity. That and a rather good head plant on a black run that almost knocked me out and put some nice gouges in my shiny black carbon helmet (fnarr). The lefties may see the irony in the name of the trail being 'Coal Not Dole'

Anyway, looks like Banana boy's obsession continues indirectly as his avatar now is of something that eats bananas. Unless you look like that? :shock:

arran77

If you don't crash you're not trying hard enough

I did try to point out the irony of Finchy's new avatar earlier

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

Unfortunately no sheep related incidents but I nearly crashed in to a wild horse that decided to bolt across the trail as I was trying for max velocity. That and a rather good head plant on a black run that almost knocked me out and put some nice gouges in my shiny black carbon helmet (fnarr). The lefties may see the irony in the name of the trail being 'Coal Not Dole'

What did I say?

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Unfortunately no sheep related incidents but I nearly crashed in to a wild horse that decided to bolt across the trail as I was trying for max velocity. That and a rather good head plant on a black run that almost knocked me out and put some nice gouges in my shiny black carbon helmet (fnarr). The lefties may see the irony in the name of the trail being 'Coal Not Dole'

What did I say?

If you can't understand your own posts what farkin hope have the rest of us got?

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Unfortunately no sheep related incidents but I nearly crashed in to a wild horse that decided to bolt across the trail as I was trying for max velocity. That and a rather good head plant on a black run that almost knocked me out and put some nice gouges in my shiny black carbon helmet (fnarr). The lefties may see the irony in the name of the trail being 'Coal Not Dole'

What did I say?

If you can't understand your own posts what farkin hope have the rest of us got?

He's senile, I think he's trying to take over from T47 and Mikey at the top of the table