Isn't everything lovely

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    johnfinch wrote:
    I fell downstairs again today for the second time in two weeks. So no, nothing's lovely. Everything's crap.

    ?!?!?! :shock:

    Does seanthecon need to adjust his list?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    pinarello001 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    I fell downstairs again today for the second time in two weeks. So no, nothing's lovely. Everything's crap.

    ?!?!?! :shock:

    Does seanthecon need to adjust his list?

    I suspect Benito's secret agents might have something to do with this.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,297
    Or Bananaman drinks as much as Matt h.
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    edited May 2014
    It's not fookin lovely today; junior finally settled down after I fed him at 6:30am, so I'm somewhat sleep deprived !

    And I've just noticed that my hands smell of baby sick !
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,861
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Or Bananaman drinks as much as Matt h.

    wouldn't have hurt then though :lol:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    MattC59 wrote:
    It's not fookin lovely today; junior finally settled down after I fed him at 6:30am, so I'm somewhat sleep deprived !

    And I've just noticed that my hands smell of baby sick !

    So what you doing on here? Go sleep. D'ya think these feckers will give you any sympathy?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    It's not fookin lovely today; junior finally settled down after I fed him at 6:30am, so I'm somewhat sleep deprived !

    And I've just noticed that my hands smell of baby sick !

    So what you doing on here? Go sleep. D'ya think these feckers will give you any sympathy?

    Been there, done that, not MattC59's baby by the way ya sickos :wink:

    Just MTFU :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    MattC59 wrote:
    It's not fookin lovely today; junior finally settled down after I fed him at 6:30am, so I'm somewhat sleep deprived !

    And I've just noticed that my hands smell of baby sick !

    If its any consolation, after 25 years they still keep you awake at night occasionally. :shock:
    ****in' kids. :roll:
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Pituophis wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    It's not fookin lovely today; junior finally settled down after I fed him at 6:30am, so I'm somewhat sleep deprived !

    And I've just noticed that my hands smell of baby sick !

    If its any consolation, after 25 years they still keep you awake at night continuously. :shock:
    ****in' kids. :roll:
    FTFY
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    florerider wrote:
    Pituophis wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    It's not fookin lovely today; junior finally settled down after I fed him at 6:30am, so I'm somewhat sleep deprived !

    And I've just noticed that my hands smell of baby sick !

    If its any consolation, after 25 years they still keep you awake at night continuously. :shock:
    ****in' kids. :roll:
    FTFY

    I didn't want to shatter all his illusions in one go :oops:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    There will be more:

    Bank of Dad
    Taxi Dad
    'It's all your fault Dad'

    and lets not forget the OH:

    "Haven't you fixed..."
    "You're not going out on your bike right now are you?..."
    "It's your turn..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,297
    When my son was born I was warned the first 25 years are the worst. Some years later the same guy asked if I remembered the comment, then told me he'd lied and it was much longer than that.
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Cleaned the car then went out for a bike ride, 30c, everything lovely :D

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    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Or Bananaman drinks as much as Matt h.
    Looks like the 'Banana' monicker is starting to stick :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    team47b wrote:
    Cleaned the car then went out for a bike ride, 30c, everything lovely :D

    imagejpg1-5.jpg

    Which way is forwards?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    :D

    I think that every time I change gear, it has a normal H pattern but inverted.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    It has gears? You'll be telling me it has pedals next!
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Chain driven 32 tooth sprocket :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Where do you put the batteries?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    In the hamper I reckon.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    The battery is under the seat.

    My sandwiches are in the hamper :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    How big is the hole in the floorpan so you can put your legs down and where is the carrying handles?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    more kitten pics needed...

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    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Deathstar on a budget...
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Hello number one, how's things up at the top?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Looks like the 'Banana' monicker is starting to stick :)

    Yeah, and we all know where you'd like to stick it.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,297
    Who's the new fella?
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    See the other thread I've just started.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    thats lovely ...
  • southdownswolf
    southdownswolf Posts: 1,525
    mmmm tasty, I do like to taste a nice pussy.

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