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Beard trend is 'guided by evolution'

mtb-idlemtb-idle Posts: 2,176
edited April 2014 in Commuting chat
I think Wiggo must be part of the evolutionary chain: allegedly

If your dad doesn't have a beard you've got two mums; FACT!
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  • menthelmenthel Posts: 2,484
    Thank goodness I haven't shaved for a while then!
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  • Doris DayDoris Day Posts: 83
    mtb-idle wrote:
    I think Wiggo must be part of the evolutionary chain: allegedly

    If your dad doesn't have a beard you've got two mums; FACT!


    What if your mother has a beard?
  • mtb-idlemtb-idle Posts: 2,176
    well then clearly you have two dads
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  • MrSwearyMrSweary Posts: 1,699
    In my case my wife would refuse to kiss me if I didn't have one as I'm cursed with razor sharp stubble that grows at the same rate as bamboo..

    On the plus side I can go to Hoxton and not stand out.
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  • rjsterryrjsterry Posts: 17,968
    I particularly like the term "peak beard" :lol:
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  • rubertoerubertoe Posts: 3,994
    I have no choice, I cant grow a beard and not through want of trying.
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  • meanredspidermeanredspider Posts: 12,550
    I'm not sure about this. I've been told I'm not getting any if I've got a beard :shock:
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  • goonzgoonz Posts: 3,106
    I only look old enough to legally get any if I have a beard...
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  • The RookieThe Rookie Posts: 27,747
    My facial hair is ginger, not at all a good look (it's not even a real 'duracell' ginger more gingery blond)....when I grew a Mo last November it was invisible from 20 feet despite being big enough to be a real pain!
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