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Where the farqing farq is everybody?

pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
edited April 2014 in The bottom bracket
Your not watching golf are you? Farq me.
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  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    I'm busy tracking Benito.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I'm here but now you've farqed off!
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'm busy tracking Benito.

    Good man. Keep an eye on him, he's bloody dodgy that one.

    @A77, i'm lurking. Just looking for a trattor with a 545 prefix.
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  • Toe kneeToe knee Posts: 525
    I'm watching Paris- roubaix again..... :)
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    Toe knee wrote:
    I'm watching Paris- roubaix again..... :)

    It was good and I cannot believe such a select group couldn't group to catch Terpstra but well done to him.
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,300
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'm busy tracking Benito.
    In your 'tracking' outfit?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'm busy tracking Benito.

    Good man. Keep an eye on him, he's bloody dodgy that one.

    @A77, i'm lurking. Just looking for a trattor with a 545 prefix.

    Too slow, benito's stalker got carried away.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    arran77 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'm busy tracking Benito.

    Good man. Keep an eye on him, he's bloody dodgy that one.

    @A77, i'm lurking. Just looking for a trattor with a 545 prefix.

    Too slow, benito's stalker got carried away.

    He's quick, i'll match his quickness with stealth.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    PS I think deep down, stevo likes the idea of an energetic slippery banana.
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    arran77 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'm busy tracking Benito.

    Good man. Keep an eye on him, he's bloody dodgy that one.

    @A77, i'm lurking. Just looking for a trattor with a 545 prefix.

    Too slow, benito's stalker got carried away.

    He's quick, i'll match his quickness with stealth.

    You're still too slow :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    arran77 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'm busy tracking Benito.

    Good man. Keep an eye on him, he's bloody dodgy that one.

    @A77, i'm lurking. Just looking for a trattor with a 545 prefix.

    Too slow, benito's stalker got carried away.

    I've already told you, I'm tracking him, not stalking.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,300
    PS I think deep down, stevo likes the idea of an energetic slippery banana.
    That's a very active imagination you have there, Mr. Lycra Boy
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Up to my elbows in baby sh!t !
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • ProssPross Posts: 31,550
    Operation Yew Tree to the Bottom Bracket forum please!
  • yhpm
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    MattC59 wrote:
    Up to my elbows in baby sh!t !

    Yay, you're in planet Dad now. Park your life for the next 18 years and keep topping up the savings account.
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  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    18! Who told you that? :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    team47b wrote:
    18! Who told you that? :D

    Hello T47. Who rattled your cage? :wink:
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  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Not allowed to say :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    team47b wrote:
    Not allowed to say :D

    Did the instruction come with a tap on the shoulder or in a brown envelope?

    Since the big bent bang theory and the handover at checkpoint Charlie, you must be a bit rusty with this sort of thing.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • nathancomnathancom Posts: 1,567
    I would happily add a couple of years if I could get ours to sleep in her own room...whisky works?
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    nathancom wrote:
    I would happily add a couple of years if I could get ours to sleep in her own room...whisky works?

    Yep, just get yourself totally tanked up and you won't know who or what is sleeping in your room :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 25,281 Lives Here
    When the EPO was pregnant with our first I was told by our then FD that the first 25 years were the worst. I saw him again about 10 years later and he asked if I remembered the conversation. When I said yes he replied "I lied, it's much longer than that."
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    My oldest (now 3 and a bit) takes to wrecking the bed and jumping up an down on it. She's going through a 'binge' - an eating binge. From time to time she does this and we must be the local chimps to the Lidl staff because of the number of bananas we go through.

    I think that these are the magic years, they are so much fun. Hard work but fun. Not looking forward to their pubity. Think we'll move out and buy a bungalow when they hit 18.
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,300
    Not looking forward to their pubity. Think we'll move out and buy a bungalow when they hit 18.
    Just invest in a shotgun and a shovel. When prosepctive boyfriends come to the door, answer it with both items in hand looking a bit 'Texas Chainsaw' and remind them that nobody saw them arrive here.

    Mine is 12 now and I'm getting ready for this...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • How the hell did this post get to this? Just to add my two penneth, two daughters 14 & 13, menopausal wife and it's been like world war three round here tonight, kicked off by the youngest's loss off her brace (again) - was too late to go out on my bike but was sorely tempted.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Not looking forward to their pubity. Think we'll move out and buy a bungalow when they hit 18.
    Just invest in a shotgun and a shovel. When prosepctive boyfriends come to the door, answer it with both items in hand looking a bit 'Texas Chainsaw' and remind them that nobody saw them arrive here.

    Mine is 12 now and I'm getting ready for this...

    When my little girl grows boobs...that is when hell will start. :shock: :shock:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,300
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Not looking forward to their pubity. Think we'll move out and buy a bungalow when they hit 18.
    Just invest in a shotgun and a shovel. When prosepctive boyfriends come to the door, answer it with both items in hand looking a bit 'Texas Chainsaw' and remind them that nobody saw them arrive here.

    Mine is 12 now and I'm getting ready for this...

    When my little girl grows boobs...that is when hell will start. :shock: :shock:
    You already know. It's too late for some of us.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Not looking forward to their pubity. Think we'll move out and buy a bungalow when they hit 18.
    Just invest in a shotgun and a shovel. When prosepctive boyfriends come to the door, answer it with both items in hand looking a bit 'Texas Chainsaw' and remind them that nobody saw them arrive here.

    Mine is 12 now and I'm getting ready for this...

    When my little girl grows boobs...that is when hell will start. :shock: :shock:

    Let us know when the happy day arrives and I'm sure someone here would pop up to Stranraer. :wink:
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Not looking forward to their pubity. Think we'll move out and buy a bungalow when they hit 18.
    Just invest in a shotgun and a shovel. When prosepctive boyfriends come to the door, answer it with both items in hand looking a bit 'Texas Chainsaw' and remind them that nobody saw them arrive here.

    Mine is 12 now and I'm getting ready for this...

    When my little girl grows boobs...that is when hell will start. :shock: :shock:

    Let us know when the happy day arrives and I'm sure someone here would pop up to Stranraer. :wink:

    I'll have you stuffed and mounted and put over my mantlepiece with a plaque:

    "He came, I shot him."
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