Rad to the max

rockmonkeysc
rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
edited April 2014 in The Crudcatcher
What is it with old blokes on bikes talking like teenage Americans?
Yesterday some bloke in his 40's told me that my bike looked sick and he thought it would shred the trails.
If you a middle age Audi driving estate agent then just accept that you're a boring old bastard and don't try to be a different sort of c*nt.
I'm an old fart my self, I accept that im an old fart. First thing I do when I arrive at the trails is break out the thermos for a brew.

Comments

  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Can't be on old fart if you use a thermos.

    What no camper van with cooker!
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    If I could afford a camper I would have one.
  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    fail to see what age has to do with it - are you fine with Steve Peat talking like a moron?
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    No I'm not.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    POAH wrote:
    fail to see what age has to do with it - are you fine with Steve Peat talking like a moron?
    He is still a kid.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    nicklouse wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    fail to see what age has to do with it - are you fine with Steve Peat talking like a moron?
    He is still a kid.

    no one should talk like that TBF but it shouldn't matter if you are 12 or 42. I've never grown up much to my wife's annoyance :lol:
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,737
    In my mid 40s and drive an Audi, not an estate agent though. I talk like the grumpy intolerant old git that I am. I may occasionally resort to such language, but only to deliberately annoy my kids. Being an embarrassment is an important part of fatherhood.
    Talking like that for any reason other than pisstaking is an offence worthy of being made to wear ridiculous trousers with a wasteline below your aris and a backwards baseball cap so the world can see what kind of twunt you are.
  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I may occasionally resort to such language, but only to deliberately annoy my kids. Being an embarrassment is an important part of fatherhood..


    I hope you adopt 'the stance' at the same time. Especially effective in supermarkets and other high density shopping areas.

    8)
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I may occasionally resort to such language, but only to deliberately annoy my kids. Being an embarrassment is an important part of fatherhood..


    That would be rad to the power of gnar. You're so sick dude.

    I hope you adopt 'the stance' at the same time. Especially effective in supermarkets and other high density shopping areas.

    8)
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Yeah, i love a bit of youth speak.

    Being so rad and gnarr like what i am.

    Im always at the trails, shredding it, me and my mates feeding off each other and so on and so forth
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Yeah, i love a bit of youth speak.

    Being so rad and gnarr like what i am.

    Im always at the trails, shredding it, me and my mates feeding off each other and so on and so forth


    Who rattled your cage Staff.


    Congrats BTW.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Haha, cheers Nick!
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    I do say "sweet" a bit too much, but I am gnarly rad to the core man
  • rickbst170
    rickbst170 Posts: 228
    What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.

    What do you call a chav in a box? Init

    Sorry. I'll take myself away and give myself a stern talking to.
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Yeah, i love a bit of youth

    me and my mates feeding off each other


    Do you really have to admit to these perversions. ...Can we meet?
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll: