Rad to the max
rockmonkeysc
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What is it with old blokes on bikes talking like teenage Americans?
Yesterday some bloke in his 40's told me that my bike looked sick and he thought it would shred the trails.
If you a middle age Audi driving estate agent then just accept that you're a boring old bastard and don't try to be a different sort of c*nt.
I'm an old fart my self, I accept that im an old fart. First thing I do when I arrive at the trails is break out the thermos for a brew.
Yesterday some bloke in his 40's told me that my bike looked sick and he thought it would shred the trails.
If you a middle age Audi driving estate agent then just accept that you're a boring old bastard and don't try to be a different sort of c*nt.
I'm an old fart my self, I accept that im an old fart. First thing I do when I arrive at the trails is break out the thermos for a brew.
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Can't be on old fart if you use a thermos.
What no camper van with cooker!"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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fail to see what age has to do with it - are you fine with Steve Peat talking like a moron?0
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POAH wrote:fail to see what age has to do with it - are you fine with Steve Peat talking like a moron?"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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In my mid 40s and drive an Audi, not an estate agent though. I talk like the grumpy intolerant old git that I am. I may occasionally resort to such language, but only to deliberately annoy my kids. Being an embarrassment is an important part of fatherhood.
Talking like that for any reason other than pisstaking is an offence worthy of being made to wear ridiculous trousers with a wasteline below your aris and a backwards baseball cap so the world can see what kind of twunt you are.0 -
Veronese68 wrote:I may occasionally resort to such language, but only to deliberately annoy my kids. Being an embarrassment is an important part of fatherhood..
I hope you adopt 'the stance' at the same time. Especially effective in supermarkets and other high density shopping areas.
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Colinthecop wrote:Veronese68 wrote:I may occasionally resort to such language, but only to deliberately annoy my kids. Being an embarrassment is an important part of fatherhood..
That would be rad to the power of gnar. You're so sick dude.
I hope you adopt 'the stance' at the same time. Especially effective in supermarkets and other high density shopping areas.
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Yeah, i love a bit of youth speak.
Being so rad and gnarr like what i am.
Im always at the trails, shredding it, me and my mates feeding off each other and so on and so forth0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Yeah, i love a bit of youth speak.
Being so rad and gnarr like what i am.
Im always at the trails, shredding it, me and my mates feeding off each other and so on and so forth
Who rattled your cage Staff.
Congrats BTW."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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I do say "sweet" a bit too much, but I am gnarly rad to the core man0
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What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a box? Init
Sorry. I'll take myself away and give myself a stern talking to.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Yeah, i love a bit of youth
me and my mates feeding off each other
Do you really have to admit to these perversions. ...Can we meet?...take your pickelf on your holibobs....
jeez :roll:0