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Tea anyone?

team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
edited April 2014 in The bottom bracket

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  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Liking this... Didn't fully understand it mind
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 25,291 Lives Here
    I still fancy a cup of tea.
  • There wouldn't be a problem if everyone used tealeaves
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,357
    If she drinks a litre of water, then waits and then piddles, will that then be percolator tea?

    Ironic.
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  • nathancomnathancom Posts: 1,567
    If she drinks a litre of water, then waits and then piddles, will that then be percolator tea?

    Ironic.
    I think it would be red bush.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,184
    And a minerally metallic taste.....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 9,141
    Slowmart wrote:
    And a minerally metallic taste.....
    :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • No bloody way I'm touching the wife's red berry herbal infusions
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,357
    nathancom wrote:
    If she drinks a litre of water, then waits and then piddles, will that then be percolator tea?

    Ironic.
    I think it would be red bush.

    Do you think there is a niche market for Fishy Red Bush?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,357
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.

    A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.

    A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
    I'm guessing there has to be a way of getting them out easily? Maybe you can fill us in (not literally though).
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,357
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.

    A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
    I'm guessing there has to be a way of getting them out easily? Maybe you can fill us in (not literally though).

    I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.

    A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
    I'm guessing there has to be a way of getting them out easily? Maybe you can fill us in (not literally though).

    I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.

    ...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine :D
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,357
    team47b wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.

    A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
    I'm guessing there has to be a way of getting them out easily? Maybe you can fill us in (not literally though).

    I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.

    ...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine :D

    He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.

    I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street :wink:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.

    A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
    I'm guessing there has to be a way of getting them out easily? Maybe you can fill us in (not literally though).

    I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.

    ...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine :D

    He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.

    I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street :wink:

    I thought plugs up his street were sean-the-cons thing :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • jurellojurello Posts: 3
    Wow!
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    jurello wrote:
    Wow!

    Welcome :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 9,141
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.

    A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
    I'm guessing there has to be a way of getting them out easily? Maybe you can fill us in (not literally though).

    I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.

    ...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine :D

    He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.

    I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street :wink:

    I thought plugs up his street were sean-the-cons thing :P
    Who have you been talking to!??
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.

    A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
    I'm guessing there has to be a way of getting them out easily? Maybe you can fill us in (not literally though).

    I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.

    ...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine :D

    He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.

    I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street :wink:

    I thought plugs up his street were sean-the-cons thing :P
    Who have you been talking to!??

    That Piña fella :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,357
    jurello wrote:
    Wow!

    Click here
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  • AlexMac1973AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    I don't see what the issue is, I've just watched the perfect 'Should have gone to Specsavers' advert. :wink:
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    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
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