Tea anyone?
team47b
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Liking this... Didn't fully understand it mind0
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There wouldn't be a problem if everyone used tealeavesI'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0
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If she drinks a litre of water, then waits and then piddles, will that then be percolator tea?
Ironic.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
pinarello001 wrote:If she drinks a litre of water, then waits and then piddles, will that then be percolator tea?
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And a minerally metallic taste.....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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No bloody way I'm touching the wife's red berry herbal infusions0
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nathancom wrote:pinarello001 wrote:If she drinks a litre of water, then waits and then piddles, will that then be percolator tea?
Ironic.
Do you think there is a niche market for Fishy Red Bush?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.
...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be finemy isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
team47b wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.
...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine
He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.
I think that some sort of plug would be more up his streetseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
pinarello001 wrote:team47b wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.
...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine
He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.
I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street
I thought plugs up his street were sean-the-cons thing :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Wow!0
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arran77 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:team47b wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.
...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine
He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.
I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street
I thought plugs up his street were sean-the-cons thing :PPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:arran77 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:team47b wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.
...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine
He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.
I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street
I thought plugs up his street were sean-the-cons thing :P
That Piña fella :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I don't see what the issue is, I've just watched the perfect 'Should have gone to Specsavers' advert.Scott S40 Speedster
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