“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
I'm guessing there has to be a way of getting them out easily? Maybe you can fill us in (not literally though).
I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.
...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine
He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.
I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street
I thought plugs up his street were sean-the-cons thing :P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
Look on the bright side, it could have been a suppository that she got mixed up.
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
I'm guessing there has to be a way of getting them out easily? Maybe you can fill us in (not literally though).
I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.
...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine
He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.
I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street
I thought plugs up his street were sean-the-cons thing :P
Who have you been talking to!??
That Piña fella :P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Do you think there is a niche market for Fishy Red Bush?
A suppository with a tow rope?!? Were you a specialist in Cattle constipation in your former (northern) life?
I think you're a bit confused. Unless the supository is a dud, it's the 'getting it in' bit which can be tricky.
...but if you ask him nicely I'm sure it will be fine
He suffers enough verbal diarrhea without stuff coming out of the back end as well.
I think that some sort of plug would be more up his street
I thought plugs up his street were sean-the-cons thing :P
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That Piña fella :P
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