Oh for ####'# Sake...

RideOnTime

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

RideOnTime

I hate work...... aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

RideOnTime

my proper job that is.....

I hate that....

Why
why
why Why WHY WHY .... aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

What have I done to deserve this?

florerider

love mine

just hate commuting - don't know what I did to deserve that, or what to do to endure it.

seanoconn

Maybe if you actually got off your @rse and found the missing Boeing, you wouldn't be so unfulfilled? Call yourself search and rescue!? pfffft :roll:

RideOnTime

seanoconn wrote:

Maybe if you actually got off your @rse and found the missing Boeing, you wouldn't be so unfulfilled? Call yourself search and rescue!? pfffft :roll:

erm...

harsh, but may be fair...

I just done a few good sentences in a report... I feel better....

I picked up lots of rubbish this morning - bags of - that made me feel more fulfilled.

RideOnTime

florerider wrote:

love mine

just hate commuting - don't know what I did to deserve that, or what to do to endure it.

and you work in Florida...

and you live in Bassingstoke....

That's a problem...

florerider

seanoconn wrote:

Maybe if you actually got off your @rse and found the missing Boeing, you wouldn't be so unfulfilled? Call yourself search and rescue!? pfffft :roll:

Stood up on the train all the way there and looked out of the window and couldn't see it.

veronese68

Shame the little bloke off Fantasy Island isn't around any more. He was great at spotting planes.

pinno

'Plainspotting'. Do you think it will be a sequel?

@sean. Don't go into Road General much, d'oh. Have you worn your todger out yet?

veronese68

pinarello001 wrote:

@sean. Don't go into Road General much, d'oh.

:P I couldn't resist pointing that out, I was just more subtle than Sean. I thought someone had misbehaved when I saw the thread was locked.

pinno

Why lock the thread? It would have gone off topic pretty quickly, especially if Sean and I had anything to do with it.

Back off topic:
Anyone remember Deeside Cycles or Majorsave in the back of the comic?

veronese68

pinarello001 wrote:

Back off topic:
Anyone remember Deeside Cycles or Majorsave in the back of the comic?

No

RideOnTime

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

RideOnTime

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

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aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

pinno

Veronese68 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Back off topic:
Anyone remember Deeside Cycles or Majorsave in the back of the comic?

No

Where have you been? Kuala Lumpur?

pinno

RideOnTime wrote:

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Why don't you get another job ffs? This isn't psychotherapy central you know.

Here are my recommendations:

Go Cycling
Get laid
Smoke something(s) and
Get pi$$ed.

In any order you like.

pinno

@Veronese48.

They are still going:

http://www.thecyclepeople.com/bikeshops ... ide-cycles

seanoconn

pinarello001 wrote:

RideOnTime wrote:

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

Why don't you get another job ffs? This isn't psychotherapy central you know.

Here are my recommendations:

Go Cycling ✔
Get laid ✔
Smoke something(s) and ✔
Get pi$$ed.✔

In any order you like.

Life is good

RideOnTime

seanoconn wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

RideOnTime wrote:

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

Why don't you get another job ffs? This isn't psychotherapy central you know.

Here are my recommendations:

Go Cycling ✔
Get laid ✔
Smoke something(s) and ✔
Get pi$$ed.✔

In any order you like.

Life is good

Psychotherapy Central....

an intriguing new drama....

Go Cycling ✔
Get laid ✔
Smoke something(s) and ✔
Get pi$$ed.✔

clearly you've had training as a therapist....

are these on the NHS?

pinno

Well ROT, this is a private service tailor made to each individuals needs.

I am fully trained to treat people using the 'Frying pan' technique.

It works like this:

Scenario 1 (patients details removed for confidentiality reasons)

Patient: I am feeling depressed.
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Well stop feeling depressed".

Scenario 2.

Patient: I think I might be schizophrenic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop listening to the voices"

Scenario 3.

Patient: I think I am an alcoholic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop drinking then"

I always find that any mental ailment can be cured by doing something for someone else. For example, if you buy me lots of new sparkly bike bits, you wil feel a lot better about yourself. So, in your case, meet me at the Wiggle Warehouse and bring your wallet.

arran77

pinarello001 wrote:

Well ROT, this is a private service tailor made to each individuals needs.

I am fully trained to treat people using the 'Frying pan' technique.

It works like this:

Scenario 1 (patients details removed for confidentiality reasons)

Patient: I am feeling depressed.
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Well stop feeling depressed".

Scenario 2.

Patient: I think I might be schizophrenic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop listening to the voices"

Scenario 3.

Patient: I think I am an alcoholic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop drinking then"

I always find that any mental ailment can be cured by doing something for someone else. For example, if you buy me lots of new sparkly bike bits, you wil feel a lot better about yourself. So, in your case, meet me at the Wiggle Warehouse and bring your wallet.

Scenario 4.

Seanoconn: I think I am a sexoholic
Pina: Smacks Sean's head with frying pan and says "Stop shagging then"

RideOnTime

STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT BLOOD-Y PAN.... :? :? :? :?

it hurts.....

I feel no better...

pinno

Alternative pino pain therapy (and one that I am working on):

Scenario 5.

Patient: I have terrible toothache
Me: Kicks patient in shin with steel toe cap boot "Now which hurts more, tooth or your shin"
Patient: My shin
Me: Good, that means that you no longer feel the pain of your tooth, I have cured your toothache.
(clause to scenario 5: If patient still feels pain in area first mentiuoned, kick shin harder).

This I call 'Displacement Therapy'.

veronese68

pinarello001 wrote:

@Veronese48.

They are still going:

http://www.thecyclepeople.com/bikeshops ... ide-cycles

Aah, I remember them now. You mentioned them upthread.

veronese68

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Well ROT, this is a private service tailor made to each individuals needs.

I am fully trained to treat people using the 'Frying pan' technique.

It works like this:

Scenario 1 (patients details removed for confidentiality reasons)

Patient: I am feeling depressed.
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Well stop feeling depressed".

Scenario 2.

Patient: I think I might be schizophrenic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop listening to the voices"

Scenario 3.

Patient: I think I am an alcoholic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop drinking then"

I always find that any mental ailment can be cured by doing something for someone else. For example, if you buy me lots of new sparkly bike bits, you wil feel a lot better about yourself. So, in your case, meet me at the Wiggle Warehouse and bring your wallet.

Scenario 4.

Seanoconn: I think I am a sexoholic
Pina: Shows Sean his handkerchief "Does this smell of chloroform?"
Sean wakes up wondering where his trousers are and is off the idea of shagging

FTFY

arran77

Veronese68 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Well ROT, this is a private service tailor made to each individuals needs.

I am fully trained to treat people using the 'Frying pan' technique.

It works like this:

Scenario 1 (patients details removed for confidentiality reasons)

Patient: I am feeling depressed.
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Well stop feeling depressed".

Scenario 2.

Patient: I think I might be schizophrenic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop listening to the voices"

Scenario 3.

Patient: I think I am an alcoholic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop drinking then"

I always find that any mental ailment can be cured by doing something for someone else. For example, if you buy me lots of new sparkly bike bits, you wil feel a lot better about yourself. So, in your case, meet me at the Wiggle Warehouse and bring your wallet.

Scenario 4.

Seanoconn: I think I am a sexoholic
Pina: Shows Sean his handkerchief "Does this smell of chloroform?"
Sean wakes up wondering where his trousers are and is off the idea of shagging

FTFY

seanoconn

Veronese68 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Well ROT, this is a private service tailor made to each individuals needs.

I am fully trained to treat people using the 'Frying pan' technique.

It works like this:

Scenario 1 (patients details removed for confidentiality reasons)

Patient: I am feeling depressed.
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Well stop feeling depressed".

Scenario 2.

Patient: I think I might be schizophrenic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop listening to the voices"

Scenario 3.

Patient: I think I am an alcoholic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop drinking then"

I always find that any mental ailment can be cured by doing something for someone else. For example, if you buy me lots of new sparkly bike bits, you wil feel a lot better about yourself. So, in your case, meet me at the Wiggle Warehouse and bring your wallet.

Scenario 4.

Seanoconn: I think I am a sexoholic
Pina: Shows Sean his handkerchief "Does this smell of chloroform?"
Sean wakes up wondering where his trousers are and is off the idea of shagging

FTFY

What! Again!?

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Well ROT, this is a private service tailor made to each individuals needs.

I am fully trained to treat people using the 'Frying pan' technique.

It works like this:

Scenario 1 (patients details removed for confidentiality reasons)

Patient: I am feeling depressed.
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Well stop feeling depressed".

Scenario 2.

Patient: I think I might be schizophrenic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop listening to the voices"

Scenario 3.

Patient: I think I am an alcoholic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop drinking then"

I always find that any mental ailment can be cured by doing something for someone else. For example, if you buy me lots of new sparkly bike bits, you wil feel a lot better about yourself. So, in your case, meet me at the Wiggle Warehouse and bring your wallet.

Scenario 4.

Seanoconn: I think I am a sexoholic
Pina: Shows Sean his handkerchief "Does this smell of chloroform?"
Sean wakes up wondering where his trousers are and is off the idea of shagging

FTFY

What! Again!?

You would have thought you'd learnt after the 15th time he did that :P

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Well ROT, this is a private service tailor made to each individuals needs.

I am fully trained to treat people using the 'Frying pan' technique.

It works like this:

Scenario 1 (patients details removed for confidentiality reasons)

Patient: I am feeling depressed.
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Well stop feeling depressed".

Scenario 2.

Patient: I think I might be schizophrenic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop listening to the voices"

Scenario 3.

Patient: I think I am an alcoholic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop drinking then"

I always find that any mental ailment can be cured by doing something for someone else. For example, if you buy me lots of new sparkly bike bits, you wil feel a lot better about yourself. So, in your case, meet me at the Wiggle Warehouse and bring your wallet.

Scenario 4.

Seanoconn: I think I am a sexoholic
Pina: Shows Sean his handkerchief "Does this smell of chloroform?"
Sean wakes up wondering where his trousers are and is off the idea of shagging

FTFY

What! Again!?

You would have thought you'd learnt after the 15th time he did that :P

Fool me once, Shame on you. Fool me 17/18 times, Shame on me

RideOnTime

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Well ROT, this is a private service tailor made to each individuals needs.

I am fully trained to treat people using the 'Frying pan' technique.

It works like this:

Scenario 1 (patients details removed for confidentiality reasons)

Patient: I am feeling depressed.
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Well stop feeling depressed".

Scenario 2.

Patient: I think I might be schizophrenic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop listening to the voices"

Scenario 3.

Patient: I think I am an alcoholic
Me: Smacks patient over head with frying pan and says "Stop drinking then"

I always find that any mental ailment can be cured by doing something for someone else. For example, if you buy me lots of new sparkly bike bits, you wil feel a lot better about yourself. So, in your case, meet me at the Wiggle Warehouse and bring your wallet.

Scenario 4.

Seanoconn: I think I am a sexoholic
Pina: Shows Sean his handkerchief "Does this smell of chloroform?"
Sean wakes up wondering where his trousers are and is off the idea of shagging

FTFY

What! Again!?

You would have thought you'd learnt after the 15th time he did that :P

Fool me once, Shame on you. Fool me 17/18 times, Shame on me

He said 15 a minute ago....

:roll: