I was up, eating my pre breakfast breakfast at that time. Bran flakes, sugar free, looks like cardboard, smells like cardboard etc, BB (cat) was out so I didn't have to share them
I was up from 8pm - 1am. With a brief ciggy and Doritos interlude.
That paints such a classy image of you Sean
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
This is the night owls thread not flippin 'Arran gets married to Sean' thread.
Where is he now - "Avin a censored " ?
Aaahh, don't get jealous :P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
This is the night owls thread not flippin 'Arran gets married to Sean' thread.
Where is he now - "Avin a censored " ?
He went to Eton too?
Yep but none of the milfs there were interested in him so he had to settle for his boys nursery teacher instead.
Oih, FR, no editing your post after I quote you :P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
Bike ride. Eat. Watched MOTD. Not many takers tonight.
I managed 2/3 on that list today Bike ride will have to wait till Monday morning. Hopefully my cool new threads will turn up then...
There will be no one in to take the delivery. They won't fit through the letter box. You'll be at work anyway. They'll leave it with the neighbour who's dog will chew them to bits.
Bike ride. Eat. Watched MOTD. Not many takers tonight.
I managed 2/3 on that list today Bike ride will have to wait till Monday morning. Hopefully my cool new threads will turn up then...
There will be no one in to take the delivery. They won't fit through the letter box. You'll be at work anyway. They'll leave it with the neighbour who's dog will chew them to bits.
That's what bin stores are for Anyway no-one nicks stuff round here 'cos it's right posh.
So are you and Womble boy going to take me up on my offer?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Bike ride. Eat. Watched MOTD. Not many takers tonight.
I managed 2/3 on that list today Bike ride will have to wait till Monday morning. Hopefully my cool new threads will turn up then...
There will be no one in to take the delivery. They won't fit through the letter box. You'll be at work anyway. They'll leave it with the neighbour who's dog will chew them to bits.
That's what bin stores are for Anyway no-one nicks stuff round here 'cos it's right posh.
So are you and Womble boy going to take me up on my offer?
I'm trying to do you a favour here and introduce you to the bizarre concept of having fun on two wheels. Some people are just so ungrateful...
Therein lies the assumption that we don't have fun. I have no qualms about you going downhilling and having fun.
I can only liken your constant pressing to that of Jehovah's Witness. Like all religious people, you think we should all believe and cannot understand why we don't. In your case, you cannot understand why we go out on road bikes on tarmac. A sort of Aspergers ?!
My dream is to do the Marmotte. Why? because it is legendary, it's big, really big and the descent off the Galibier is 45 minutes. Imagine riding up that mountain and then descending for 45 minutes. Have you ever descended for 45 minutes?
In order to do that, you need to be strong and fit and you need to get lots of miles in the legs.
Have you ever done a road race, eyeballs out thinking your chest is going to burst and your heart stop? It's addictive and although it's been a while since I done that, flying along the road (or preferably up a hill) stomping on one of my rare good days, is still such a great feeling. Being 50 miles from home on my own steam is still great,
So, as we say in Scotland - huisht, you're giving me a headache and I'm trying to watch the banger racers.
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I was up, eating my pre breakfast breakfast at that time. Bran flakes, sugar free, looks like cardboard, smells like cardboard etc, BB (cat) was out so I didn't have to share them
That paints such a classy image of you Sean
seanoconn
What dip did you have?
Where is he now - "Avin a censored " ?
Aaahh, don't get jealous :P
seanoconn
It was that well known eastern lady Avina Phag, either that or he went to public school
Yep but none of the milfs there were interested in him so he had to settle for his boys nursery teacher instead.
Oih, FR, no editing your post after I quote you :P
seanoconn
Yep but none of the milfs there were interested in him so he had to settle for his boys nursery teacher instead.
Oih, FR, no editing your post after I quote you :
Sorry, iPad jumped about a bit and thought I had not sent it
I didn't know they came with vibrating apps.
Need some of that wine.
Great ads all over the iPad screen though
Downloaded the keep Mrs FR happy app earlier
Well, if your'e not up to it...
There will be no one in to take the delivery. They won't fit through the letter box. You'll be at work anyway. They'll leave it with the neighbour who's dog will chew them to bits.
So are you and Womble boy going to take me up on my offer?
No. You just don't geddit.
We are roadies, you is a mowntayn biker innit.
Therein lies the assumption that we don't have fun. I have no qualms about you going downhilling and having fun.
I can only liken your constant pressing to that of Jehovah's Witness. Like all religious people, you think we should all believe and cannot understand why we don't. In your case, you cannot understand why we go out on road bikes on tarmac. A sort of Aspergers ?!
My dream is to do the Marmotte. Why? because it is legendary, it's big, really big and the descent off the Galibier is 45 minutes. Imagine riding up that mountain and then descending for 45 minutes. Have you ever descended for 45 minutes?
In order to do that, you need to be strong and fit and you need to get lots of miles in the legs.
Have you ever done a road race, eyeballs out thinking your chest is going to burst and your heart stop? It's addictive and although it's been a while since I done that, flying along the road (or preferably up a hill) stomping on one of my rare good days, is still such a great feeling. Being 50 miles from home on my own steam is still great,
So, as we say in Scotland - huisht, you're giving me a headache and I'm trying to watch the banger racers.
As for 'doing the Marmotte', I thought that was a type of rodent. Are Gerbils too small for your needs? :P
Yes, after a while, you have to stick them together with gaffer tape.
How did you find that weird censored ?
PM's not working - same for you?
I'll be back, sponge and custard on the go. I bet you don't eat sponge and custard anymore since you went all posh and forgot your roots.