Lincolnshire people are strange

slowmart
slowmart Posts: 4,516
edited March 2014 in The bottom bracket
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-26456029


Not only does he doggy shag but videos the event as well… :shock:
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

Desmond Tutu

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Doesn't get a bj off the staffie though does he? :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Lincolnshire = a bit like Norfolk but with added bestiality.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    "ex-girlgriend", so the dog got him on the rebound

    it'll never last, he'll be after the gimmers next
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • me-109
    me-109 Posts: 1,915
    Maybe the ex was a bit of a dog, so he thought he'd go full-dog? Can't imagine why he would think videoing it would be a good idea.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So the ex girl friend has got rid of he dog as " she couldn't look the dog in the eye"

    Which "eye" wasn't alluded to in the papers but the reported facts state he didn't ejaculate. Is that known as mitigation in Skeggie?

    Someone from the public gallery shouted "He is a beast, a dog has got no voice".


    A Strange strange world.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    They're not a lot better in Hartlepool :wink:

    http://news.sky.com/story/1221418/sex-for-taxi-fares-banned-in-hartlepool
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    arran77 wrote:
    They're not a lot better in Hartlepool :wink:

    http://news.sky.com/story/1221418/sex-for-taxi-fares-banned-in-hartlepool
    Looks like things are much improved in Hartlepool since I was there last :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    They're not a lot better in Hartlepool :wink:

    http://news.sky.com/story/1221418/sex-for-taxi-fares-banned-in-hartlepool
    Looks like things are much improved in Hartlepool since I was there last :)

    Yeah. Looks like you could get free rides home, next time you are up there. :lol::lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    They're not a lot better in Hartlepool :wink:

    http://news.sky.com/story/1221418/sex-for-taxi-fares-banned-in-hartlepool
    Looks like things are much improved in Hartlepool since I was there last :)

    Yeah. Looks like you could get free rides home, next time you are up there. :lol::lol:

    What, Stevo's partial to a dollop of throat varnish :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    They're not a lot better in Hartlepool :wink:

    http://news.sky.com/story/1221418/sex-for-taxi-fares-banned-in-hartlepool
    Looks like things are much improved in Hartlepool since I was there last :)

    If you should, and you really should, read Roger's Profanosaurus then you'll be able to observe that this transaction is referred to as "Gash Cash"!!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    we just got outstranged by florida...

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/03/10 ... l_outrage/
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    sungod wrote:
    we just got outstranged by florida...

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/03/10 ... l_outrage/

    He's out on $17,500 bond while officers indulge in further probing.
    :shock: :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I'm assuming it was a baitch and not gay doggy sex. :lol::lol::lol:
    That would be wrong. :wink:
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Having had the misfortune of working for a few weeks in Skegness I can sympathise with the guy. A canine would be preferable to most of the women I saw up there. At least he didn't have to help the dog out of their mobility scooter and risk electric shock from the nylon of their shell suit.

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