You're all Tossers

arran77
arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited March 2014 in The bottom bracket
Well you should be, it's Shrove Tuesday, enjoy :)

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"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    My word. That's some dildo rack she's got.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Well splatter my batter so it is,just tried one with a squeeze of my lemon it was very nice.
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    WOW a SKK SERIES 5:This nifty 28cm pan has a removable handle, just the thing to cook your frittatas in. And because it's non-stick coating is titanium durit it won't scratch easily...anyway just off for a toss meself
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    My word. That's some dildo rack she's got.

    You've obviously tried searching for pictures of 'young ladies' cooking then :shock:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Well splatter my batter so it is,just tried one with a squeeze of my lemon it was very nice.

    I'll be knocking one out myself in a minute.......then I'm going to make pancakes :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    It's all in the wrist action :oops:

    I made the traditional diabetic pancakes, ie I left out the sugar and white flour, or scrambled eggs as I call it :D
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Tossing not so good this year, I blame the pan. Handle is coming loose and it just didn't want to let them fly free. That or the EPO made the batter wrong. Definitely not my fault, besides they tasted gooood.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Well that's me all tossed out, five on the bounce :oops:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Well i found my Panhandle a cracker,cheesy i know but i managed to hit the ceiling together with my batter half.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    arran77 wrote:
    Well that's me all tossed out, five on the bounce :oops:
    Only five? I think I did about 14 or 15. No wonder my wrist is tired in spite of all the exercise it gets.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    You're all a bit late, I usually toss in the morning.

    Oh, hang on...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    For the sake of health and safety can I advise that if you are tossing (the day after), you should be weary that slippage on the pan handle can end in a catastrophic batter misadventure.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    I thought this thread was going to be crepe but it wasn't flat at all.

    On a sub note, I don't know why some people think that putting their batter in the fridge helps, unless of course the next step involves a test tube.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    that's me. tosser. :cry:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Ballysmate wrote:
    that's me. tosser. :cry:

    The game is over, you plonker.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I know it is but people still think me a tosser. :cry::cry:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I know it is but people still think me a tosser. :cry::cry:

    What's wrong Bally, you can tell Uncle P?
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Well just between you and me, I know you won't tell anyone... :lol:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Well just between you and me, I know you won't tell anyone... :lol:

    think of us as your support network
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I thought this thread was going to be crepe but it wasn't flat at all.

    On a sub note, I don't know why some people think that putting their batter in the fridge helps, unless of course the next step involves a test tube.

    It's one of those myths in cooking. I was thinking along the same lines on Sunday when I was preparing the roast potatoes, how many times do you hear something along the lines of "you have to make sure that the fat is really hot when you put the potatoes in"? when it makes no difference at all.

    Similar is Jamie Oliver making bread like he was mixing concrete, put it in a bowl and stir it you soft sod.


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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Well just between you and me, I know you won't tell anyone... :lol:

    think of us as your support network

    You'd have to be feckin desperate to use this place as a support network, fancy airing your dirty laundry on here.......oh hang on :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Well just between you and me, I know you won't tell anyone... :lol:

    think of us as your support network

    You'd have to be feckin desperate to use this place as a support network, fancy airing your dirty laundry on here.......oh hang on :lol:
    Yeah Bally, get a grip!!
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Good day Sean.
    I didn't expect to see you on here today. I thought you would have been too knackered after a weekend shagathon. :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Good day Sean.
    I didn't expect to see you on here today. I thought you would have been too knackered after a weekend shagathon. :lol:

    Don't encourage him :roll:

    The f*ck-struck phase will soon wear off anyway :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Good day Sean.
    I didn't expect to see you on here today. I thought you would have been too knackered after a weekend shagathon. :lol:

    Don't encourage him :roll:

    The f*ck-struck phase will soon wear off anyway :lol:
    Yeah you wish and it's called making love smiley-love051.gif
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Good day Sean.
    I didn't expect to see you on here today. I thought you would have been too knackered after a weekend shagathon. :lol:

    Don't encourage him :roll:

    The f*ck-struck phase will soon wear off anyway :lol:
    Yeah you wish and it's called making love smiley-love051.gif

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Good day Sean.
    I didn't expect to see you on here today. I thought you would have been too knackered after a weekend shagathon. :lol:

    Don't encourage him :roll:

    The f*ck-struck phase will soon wear off anyway :lol:
    Yeah you wish and it's called making love smiley-love051.gif

    Gayer :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Jeebus, I go away for a few days and look what happens to the place...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Where've you been Stevo?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Where've you been Stevo?

    He Piste off to the land of the corrupt bankers (getting more lifts again).
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