off to England next week. Anything I should look out for?
pinno
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I hear they all drive Ford Transits with canoe's on the roof.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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Have you got your passport? Got all your inoculations?
Do not forget you can only bring in 1 liter of Spirts and 20 Liters of Beer.
Other than that have fun and remember how to leave.
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
Women of easy virtue. Proper pies.
And....err.that's about it.Ecrasez l’infame0 -
XenophobesTrek,,,, too cool for school ,, apparently0
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Bring your shorts and a t-shirt, it's 13degC down here today so will be like summer to you.0
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Take an umbrella, I think they've had a bit of rain and don't half like to go on about it.0
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verylonglegs wrote:Bring your shorts and a t-shirt, it's 13degC down here today so will be like summer to you.
I really don't think that's something we want to see is it :shock:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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as it's you, right wing cruddites
and bring your own irn bru, it isn't sold down here0 -
Turkey is sarf of you but it's not in Englandmy isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Don't forget a recipe for deep-fried Mars bars. We don't know how to make them down here.0
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English people, they're getting rare around these parts.“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0
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jordan_217 wrote:English people, they're getting rare around these parts.
That won't worry Pina, he's about as Scottish as the Eiffel Tower"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Has the exodus started already?The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Pinno, whereabouts are you headed to so we know whether to hide or not?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Stevo 666 wrote:Pinno, whereabouts are you headed to so we know whether to hide or not?
He's caved in at last
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Midges...0
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Midge Ure...my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Mary Mungo and Midge...my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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North Sea Oil...0
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They Dont sell square slice sausage so bring your own & Irn Bru is getting harder to find 8)0