She seems a bit uptight to me, you can't expect the man to pick up his own baby gravy soaked pants from the floor can you
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
Is mumsnet the Jeremy Kyle for the middle classes, airing your dirty laundry in public (quite literally in this case) rather than being adults and sorting out their relationship problems between themselves?
She shouldn't be such a censored wife and he wouldn't do it. Why doesn't she just offer a helping hand next time? He'll realise he's been caught out in a good way - win, win but none of those women have made that common sense suggestion! If only someone with a login for their site could pass on this wisdom we'll have done our good deed for the day and possibly saved a marriage
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seanoconn
So funny.... i particularly like the poster who suggested a glass by the side of the bed!!
agree, I started with a trainer sock and [email protected] my way up to hiking socks
This really does sum the place up though:
http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms
Dialled Stay Strong MX20R
I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
Well done brianonyx, good work.
I like the acronyms:
I also like this:
First rule about Fight Club...?
At least they have two worthy acronyms - CD & UCL
As long as you ignore the bit in brackets after the CD and you measure the L in km.
Too long on the net and detached from real life.
I see you haven't been around these parts for too long.